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@clarnt.bsky.social
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And actively watching! Does she give performance reviews?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So well done
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No AI for kids. Full stop.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like my high school guidance counselor hid all the good job ideas from me.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They may not want shorts now they’ve learned skirts are cooler.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you ever provide a bio yourself or have a standard press kit to give them?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep, the creator was definitely a dude.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are so many better disqualifying reasons than that he’s not been around kids enough to know the difference between a picking up and saying “big guy” to a 2yo vs a grown kid.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Food for thought.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok but where is Lily?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why don’t they still make this?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doesn’t everyone prefer what’s on tap?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why would troops want a press that sheds light on multiple suicide attempts due to the inhumane conditions he put our service personnel through? Rah.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s Super Intelligence when compared to an 🍊.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super intelligent. It’s void now, right?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s gotta be a marionette.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s naming it Sports Illustrated?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why not skip ahead to his goal: the United States of Trump?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s like Anne of Green Gables renaming everything. But she was a little girl.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s gotten what he wants with cherry-picked clip already going around Magaverse painting him as the hero who “got” Jack Smith.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
OMG: Republican Senator Schmitt accused Jack Smith of being in ATL to conspire with Fani Willis b/c he got a text from JP Cooney about a “Hawks” game (Falcons?). Schmitt had a big visual aid but didn’t keep it up long. BUT smith was at an IOWA HAWKEYES game to see Caitlin Clark in Maryland HAHAHA
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fauci was president?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not a single repurposed storage butter tub? Sacrilege.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thus began a generation of boys who’d take any opportunity to sit at a piano and play the opening to impress the ladies.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excellent way for departments to show the public “defund the police” is an unnecessary overreaction.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No concern he’ll be tripped by the leg of those pants.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 26/09/2026
"The reality is, climate change is an immediate crisis." As NYC battles raging rainstorms, let's revisit Mamdani's wise words on the climate crisis.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hardly a regulatory blind spot. It’s definitely on purpose they get away with only fully listing “active” ingredients that are usually only about 3% of the product. How is that ok?!
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d vote talking to the cat more than your partner is a marital requirement.
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nature is not a place to visit. It is our home
Winnie the Pooh & Christopher Robin inspect a hollow oak
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yet 🍊 tried to make Zelensky to avoid Russian targets.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when justices would have politely declined to avoid impropriety?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brava!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the bubbles!🫧
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don’t know “who owns it” so we’re gonna steal it for ourselves?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
Idea: no corporate welfare, subsidies, or government contracts for corporations whose employees need to rely on government assistance because of low wages.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Long stride; short skirt.
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you see a catering truck?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What do all those complaining about this as a “rich guy in office” think about Marsha profiting off of politics?
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You first
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Kate Simpson, PhD, RN @katersimpson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just for a day is symbolic bs. How about until he lifts the press ban?
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Awe. Imitating his 🍑 idol. 🧡
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did Zelensky reply, “Why don’t you end your war with Iran, Sir?”
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May @clarnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Raskin for Speaker!
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