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Claire Splan

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Writer, editor, gardener. LostInTheWeeds.Substack.com

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 19h
Rapey McForehead accused of sex trafficking? Say it ain’t so. #GaetzGate www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Ex-Florida congressman Matt Gaetz accused in suit of sex trafficking young women
The lawsuit alleges the two women were supplied with drugs, traveled across state lines and were paid to have sex with men, including Gaetz.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let's Try Bernie's Way.......
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Donald Trump at White House Briefing
Alt: Donald Trump at White House
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Look at the shabby state and increasingly authoritarian trajectory of the country and ask yourself if we can endure 2 more years of a lawless Trump administration wreaking havoc with no check from Congress, then vote accordingly. This is not the time for a protest vote or purity politics.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Please remember to vote! Your voice matters. 🌊
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Amen to that!
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just marked my ballot and I'm mailing it today. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Official "I voted" sticker
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That was dumb. Didn't he realize Trump doesn't really like his sons?
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He should have gone blonde.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let's just tuck this one away and remember to bring it out again when we're having a national party when he-who-must-not-be-named dies.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump says that and worse every day and Biggs is just fine with it.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does anyone know of any resources available to help a visually-impaired person set up and manage a podcast? #podcasting
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Politico @politico.com · 12/10/2026
Archbishop of the US military says Catholic soldiers should not serve on firing squad politi.co/4B1TePT
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Archbishop of the US military says Catholic soldiers should not serve on firing squad politi.co/4B1TePT
Archbishop of the US military says Catholic soldiers should not serve on firing squad politi.co/4B1TePT
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's so confusing when Brian Kilmeade says something that isn't despicable.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't want to steal someone else's photo but I really wish I could use this for my Christmas card this year.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I fear the next few months may be the worst this country has ever seen.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How much ketamine did Musk take before posting this ridiculous tweet?
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not stupid. Just soulless, heartless, immoral, and on the wrong side of everything.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fantastic idea!
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm convinced that before Trump leaves office we will see him order some version of the Hunger Games.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could have sworn we were told by MAGA folks that Trump would make us energy-independent.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
California voters, take note:
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like having a horrible disease--you still have to deal with the disease but it's a relief to just have someone say exactly what is making you sick.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pope Leo and the Catholic bishops need to be all over this. Anyone who talks about being pro-life needs to get loud in protest. It’s disgusting.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wasn't sure if he was referring to that or if he'd hatched another bribery scheme.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What creeps me out the most about this is that he chose San Diego--a military town. If he was just suggesting cities he hates, he would have picked San Francisco. Makes me wonder if he's throwing this out as an off-handed comment but that it might reflect actual intelligence that's been gathered.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing is prohibitively expensive to you when you're robbing the country blind.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't expect to get one of these $500 checks, but if I do, I'm immediately depositing it--and then writing five $100 checks to the Democratic candidates in the five states that Dems have the best chance of flipping. It would be the best use of the money I can possibly think of.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because Republicans have to do everything the opposite of what Dems do, Ted Cruz is apparently taking the opposite approach to a presidential run as J.B. Pritzker--gaining weight instead of losing weight. Let's see how that plays.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine knowing your husband is an idiot--and a criminal and a serial cheater--and then also knowing that you are so soulless that you stay married to him anyway because you like nice things.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone who has noticed that the country is currently being run by conmen, imbeciles, and failsons can rest assured that no, America has definitely not become "too meritocratic."
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Men will never fully comprehend what women put on the line when they enter the public arena.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am Spartacus. No, really.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If his wife ever decides to set his bed on fire with him in it, she should just say that physicality is the nature of their relationship. A+ defense.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know I'm only seeing snippets of the Jackson-Collins debate but I'm getting the impression that Troy Jackson is wiping the floor with her. True or just wishful thinking?
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This article identifies this guy as a Brazilian voter but doesn't say whether he also has American citizenship. If he doesn't, it would be a little too perfect if this stunt got him deported. I'm also really curious if he is a Bolsonaro supporter.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm confused. I thought Trump said it wasn't really a war and that we already won it several times over anyway.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And our fellow countrymen clap and cheer at his words.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG! This is so well said and has been needed to be said loudly and broadly and often for so, so long.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Simpsons Homer Simpson
Alt: Homer Simpson saying "Can't someone else do it?"
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly has a teen daughter and yet she says things like this. Someone should call Child Protective Services.
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Gerardo Martí @gerardomarti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Public on FB Official US Department of the Treasury mailing with signed letter from President Trump including $500 government check. This "refund" characterized as a political bribe, noting that Republicans let ACA tax subsidies expire, doubling self-employed monthly premiums from $800 to $1,600.
The image shows two printed paper documents resting on a light-colored wooden surface: an official white letter and a green United States Treasury check laid across the bottom portion of the page.

**The Letter**

* **Header & Date:** The top-left corner bears the heading "U.S. Department of the Treasury / Bureau of the Fiscal Service / PO BOX 51320 / Philadelphia, PA 19115-6320". The date "September 30, 2026" is centered near the top.

* **Recipient Information:** The recipient's name, barcode, and mailing address block below the header are covered by a thick black box. Fine vertical tracking text and numbers run along both the left and right margins of the paper.

* **Body Text:** Four paragraphs of single-spaced text address the recipient regarding a $500 refund related to HealthCare.gov and healthcare policies.

* **Signature:** The letter concludes with "Sincerely," followed by a black ink signature, and the printed text "DONALD J. TRUMP" above "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA".


**The Treasury Check**

* **Design & Seal:** Overlapping the bottom section of the letter is a standard green United States Treasury check featuring an image of the Statue of Liberty on the left and the Treasury seal.

* **Redactations:** The payee's name and address area in the center, as well as the check number field in the upper right, are completely blacked out with heavy marker.

* **Amount & Details:** The legal amount field on the right displays `$******500*00`, with text underneath reading `VOID AFTER ONE YEAR`.

* **Bottom Barcodes & Signatures:** Routing and account numbers in MICR font are printed along the bottom edge, alongside an official signature on the bottom-right signature line.Allison Reilly Gorman
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A friend of mine just got a taxpayer-funded bribe to vote Republican.
This friend has been self-employed for years and gets her health insurance through the Affordable Care Act. Her monthly premium went from $800 to $1600 after Republicans like Congressman Chuck Fleischmann allowed the ACA tax subsidy to expire. Everything she'd been putting away for retirement is now going to pay her insurance premium.
Apparently, with his poll numbers in the toilet, the Grifter In Chief is targeting people who were or are insured through the ACA to lie about which party harmed them and buy their vote. 
This is probably illegal, but if it benefits them, the party of "Christian values" doesn't care. 
Jesus wept. 
And vote for Anna Golladay. See less
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many bad things going on now can be traced back to or were made worse by … the Citizens United case.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was just going to say that.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DeNiro plays subtlety really well.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you met Jesus and the message you took away from it is how Jesus looked, then you didn’t meet Jesus.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is he trying to make people think he's super-tough because he takes higher-dose aspirin???
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never assume that Megyn Kelly can’t go lower than she has in the past. Just like Trump, there’s no bottom with her.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I stopped offering copyediting when it became clear that what was often needed was a developmental edit or a complete rewrite.
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Claire Splan @clairesplan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I promise!
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