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@claireodactyls.bsky.social
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
⚡️🐶
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
needed to show u guys my friend’s emoji depiction of Dolly 😭
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one hobby of mine is to ask the ai to give me a 50% discount 🤖
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if a narcissist yells “shut up piggy” in the oval office with no one to hear it does it make a sound?
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do u think washers and dryers are siblings or dating ?
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today would be the funniest day for it to happen please 🙏🏼🕯️
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry but i am concerned that this “rogue ai” bullshit is to get us used to ai being thought of as uncontrollable so no one is held accountable.
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s forever funny to me that J. Cole’s song she knows is about getting girls in the club but it sounds a little bit ominous so it’s used over videos of court cases. In this essay, I will
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
8000 BCE-1989: real things 1990-2020: wouldn’t it be cool to have digital versions of real things? 2021-2025: eh… 2026: real things
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
how close i am to putting a malware qr code on a tshirt 🤏🏼
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
✒️🗒️
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got a pretty great shot of the partial Eclipse last night
Partially obscured photo of a grey Mitsubishi Eclipse
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a second will stencil has hit the towers 🥲
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@futtigue.bsky.social bait
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
looking for a new dog groomer bc the old one moved. so far: one groomer said they reserve the right to shave the dog another said they use “ai” to book help 🥲
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
happy to lick his butthole on ur fancy podcast
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
someone in the teams chat spelled feral as “farrell”
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Will Farrell in Wedding Crashers
ALT: Will Farrell in Wedding Crashers
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
oh nothing, just our network admin granted global admin permission to someone & didn’t know who the person was. 🤠
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry, I can’t be out late. My cat has developed an elaborate bedtime routine and she’s very strict.
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
post u from a different era in ur life boat racing & surfing era (2012)
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
treat em like a mushroom: keep them in the dark and feed them shit, a corporate strategy
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
doing the lord’s work (judging)
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a reporter said trump said Abdul is full of shit and Abdul said ok at least i don’t let it out in the Oval Office 💀💀
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“i don’t want to brag…” do it! say it, let’s celebrate u 👏🏼
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
black hat is nerd coachella
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🔮 mitch mcconnell leaves this realm tomorrow™️
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
acura with modified muffler and plate “THPBB”
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i—
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
spicy test results are in
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😆 costs the same
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
for most of literate history, you did not really know a poem unless u could recite it. the iliad and the odyssey were in people’s heads for 7 centuries before someone wrote them down 📚
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i see this and raise u a my mom doesn’t even know my name anymore since i changed it after going no contact 🤗
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
every day more insanity from these fucking pests 😣 www.yahoo.com/news/science...
yahoo.com
AI companies are anonymously buying and destroying millions of books through middleman services to avoid he...
Booksellers say they're facing a sudden surge of orders for seemingly random rare books—and fear they might be profiting from their destruction.
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
everyone say hi to Colin Robinson
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
you got a fast car. i got a plan to get us out of here
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is going to happen very soon 🙏🏼 he smells like pee lately bc of end stage kidney disease and he needs daily IV medications
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chad @chadomalley.com · 23/07/2026
Look, this ancient meme image did permanent damage to how I communicate online. Blame its creator.
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hows ur morning going my colleague just said in a meeting with our CEO we need analytics in case someone’s addicted to porn 😭
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
toilet paper was invented in 1857 but not “splinter-free” until the 1930s so i’ve found my outer boundary for time travel
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
can check✨🌸
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/07/2026
this manifesto could've been an email
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
oh no where else will i get biscuits that taste like motor oil 😔 www.chowhound.com/2216260/pill...
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Pillsbury Recalls More Than 700,000 Rolls Due To Glass Contamination – Here's What You Need To Know - Chowhound
Behemoth baking brand Pillsbury has issued a massive recall of some of its bread rolls and we've gathered all the information needed to keep yourself safe.
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
companies force their leaders to retire in their 60s, and do not let brain dead 84 yr olds keep creating policies, or be absent from work for a month just saying
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Claire @claireodactyls.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
mitch mcconnells grave is set to become the largest gender neutral bathroom in the world 🥹
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