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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤

@claire5000.bsky.social
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Call me Claire | she/they | 23 | Cringe fail girl | I'm a big lesbian | I only have one braincell and sometimes it does stuff

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kimoDEV @kimodev.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Splatoon 3: Side Order (2024)
Edit of the HQ version of the 'aw hell nah spunch bop took 40 benadryls' image, putting a vending machine at the end of the hallway and putting all the HUD elements from the Inkipedia image for the Vending-Machine Corner (https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:SO_entering_Vending-Machine_Corner.jpg) onto the image.
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ExtravagantUFO 🆖 @extravagantufo.newgrounds.com · 15h
sketch of marie splatoon
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gothic Lolita styled squid sisters ❤️💙
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
game good boyborn trait is literally me yeag go play it
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wish i could draw good so I could have Marie Splatoon and Marie Peripeteia switch clothes and both pose with big sniper rifles graaaaaahhhhhhhh suffering
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ika 🦑 comms open @ikayakiii.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
summer nights marie #splatoon
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t be afraid, come get a balloon from Marie :)
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me and Marie Splatoon body pillow :3
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i need vampire Marie to bite me, she can suck my blood whenever she wants, i’ll be her personal blood bag 🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She's literally me
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Squid Sisters at Spirit Halloween 🎃
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GRAAAAHHH I LOVE MY WIFE IM A FAT LESBIAN AND I LOVE MY WIFE YEEEAAAHHHHHH WOOOOO I LOVE YOU MARIE I WANT TO LEZ OUT WITH YOU :3
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deep voice Marie 🥴🥴🥴🥴😳😳😳😳 Sometimes I think about clocky Tgirl voice Marie and like hmmmm yess pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee also smoker Marie, don't tell anyone I like the smell of cigarettes or weird smoker voices ha secret, I hope she puts her cigs out on me :)
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のど🐟 @nodo33.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ホタルちゃん🦑💚🩷✨
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every time i scroll past and like/repost Marie art i say “oh my wife” and smile because im so lesbian for her and she is my wife and i love her so much aaaaaaaaaaaaa :)
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tetra @darktetra.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MARIE ✦ #splatoonart
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’d let witch Marie perform strange spells and rituals on me because i’m gay
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Must be the season of the witch
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chip🌸 @chipp7412.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#splatoon squid sisters but dessert themed 🍓🍋‍🟩
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H🎃pe @hopefuldream.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[Splatoon] This idea came to me in a dream~😴 Biker Marie, what would her biker name be? :3
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Snoozie @snoozieperhour.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marie #Splatoon
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
watching a guy have to chatgpt bleak fallows barrow in skyrim and realising there's only mush left, no brain, but there's wacky skyrim and minecraft tnt, no you can't blow up the door, the games aren't compatible enough, the ai slop can't keep up :)
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"sorry guys we have to use AI, this is the future of not just game mods but gaming as a whole, yes you need to run 20 games at once but its worth it to play splatoon 2 with Morpheus and Sonic" *ignores all the clipping and plays horrible* "wow guys isnt the future great!!!"
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
seeing those ai slop "mods" that combine games and watching them fall apart after a game is played for longer than 15 minutes, like wow skyrim but you play like its minecraft, why aren't you looting anything? oh they're only minecraft items, how do you get more minecraft items? you don't...
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lady Marie is so warm and soft, i want to squish her, i want her to hold me in her strong arms, i want her
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spooky halloween waaaaaaaaaaaaaa 💀💀💀💀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
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tea 🫖⭐🌿 @tealeafdraws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky month!! #squidsisters #splatoon #halloween #callie #marie
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SANGO @sango-ika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drew Marie in a couple of shirts Ichigo wears in Bleach. #mariesplatoon #splatoon
Top left shirt says "Speaking is not communication". Top right says "nice vibe."
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was given two arms for a reason, one for each Marie body pillow, i get two wives :3
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bought not 1 but 2 of the new Marie body pillows so I have a backup, listen I literally cannot sleep without my wife now, its impossible, simply cant do it, need to hold wife or no sleep
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“accidentally” had a 2 hour lunch break because i got really into reading The Ego and his own, Stirner moment
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve had one drink and i’m sleepy and also lazy so just imagine like several posts about Marie being soft and then some stuff about her feet or armpits, okay thanks bye
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wnat marie to touch me boobies -drunk pirate Claire
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Banana @bananawithas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Marie Splatoon
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 26/09/2026
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Claire did you skip work to meet with your friends that run a local trans support group and then get your ears pierced” The Claire and her newly pierced ears: haha no :)
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Nap @nap060.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who could Marie be talking to?? — #Marie #Splatoon
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grand festival Squid Sisters
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
realising i need to get more photos using my marie amiibo, i also have the alterna one but have kept it in the box, idk if i should take her out or leave her... hmmmmmmmmm
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I LOVE MY WIFE MARIE SPLATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grand festival Marie has entered the stage 💚
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🐙LET'S GET SQUIDDING🐙 🍉 (Commissions Open!!) @solardustbun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[Comm] Just a little bite... Just a nibble... cod I wish that was m- A Marye commission I made! Splatoween is coming so its nice remembering how hot all the idols are in their costumes... [ #splatoon #splatoonart #mariecuttlefish #frye ]
The Image shows Frye sitting on a table, wearing her splatoween costume and leaning back onto it with one hand. Her head is leant to the side as Marie, in her splatoon 2 splatoween promo art outfit bites her neck and drinks ink from it. 

One of her hands is wrapped around fryes waist and the other is resting on her thigh, as Fryes other hand is on Maries lower back.

Fryes tongue is hanging out of her mouth and she has a euphoric, blushing expression on her face as she pants and gazes off into the distance. Marie had an expressionless but blushing face and her eyes are mostly closed, though her pupils are staring back into the camera.

Marie mumbles "You're enjoying this too much..." to Frye. In the background there are chibi versions of the two. Frye beaming happily as her ink gushes out of her neck with a SPLURT and Marie stares at her unimpressed, ink covering her mouth.The Image shows Frye sitting on a table, wearing her splatoween costume and leaning back onto it with one hand. Her head is leant to the side as Marie, in her splatoon 2 splatoween promo art outfit bites her neck and drinks ink from it. 

One of her hands is wrapped around fryes waist and the other is resting on her thigh, as Fryes other hand is on Maries lower back.

Fryes tongue is hanging out of her mouth and she has a euphoric, blushing expression on her face as she pants and gazes off into the distance. Marie had an expressionless but blushing face and her eyes are mostly closed, though her pupils are staring back into the camera.

The background contains a flipped and slightly transparent version of the image.
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hmm since inklings evolved from squids is Marie looking at the squid here like me looking at the old bones/models of ancient humans… hmm much to think about
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MARIE SPLATOON REAL NO FAKE Went to the natural history museum and they had squid and of course i brought Marie with me (i bring her everywhere when i go out anyways) so i took some pictures, so cool!
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Bug!💗Comms: OPEN! @lilwilbug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Marie🐙 #splatoon #art
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ll eventually play monster hunter wilds once a) the DLC is out and it’s “fully updated” (don’t have to worry about mods breaking) and b) once i’m done with rise (i want to 100% rise because im insane)
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there adding Khezu and tiny Khezu whelps in Wilds and they’re so cute, just little creatures
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"you must wait in order to spend 1000 squid"
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fucked up
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💜💀 Claire🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃🖤 @claire5000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marie in an office Marie: Claire, the printers broken again Me, who knows the printer isn’t actually broken and she just wants me to bend over the printer provocatively: ha yep i’ll take a look
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