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@claire.chapien.net
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Game developer from Cascadia🌲. Fedora Linux maintainer. Socialist. Trans Femme with Nonbinary characteristics, Asexual. She/her. Minors DNI. Website: chapien.net Keyoxide: keyoxide.org/97810FC8F87BB5DC53012E…

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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 22/09/2026
It's based solely on our own imagination and desire to anthropomorphize. a lot of it really does boil down to basically this meme
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 01/09/2026
The actual answer? It all goes back to a certain Skeleton with a text to speech device and his kitten...
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 26/08/2026
so here you can see it is using my amd gpu
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 19/07/2026
Basically me.
Meme showing the typical chud wojack in Buddhist robes. Chuddha, if you will. 

Three lists on 4chan. First has picture of chuddah with the text "I will not see the movie." 

Reply with no image saying "And it will do a billion in box office." 

Reply from op zoomed in on chuddah's serene face with the text "billion - 1"
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 12/07/2026
Btw I made a tier list of personality traits. This is my personal opinion and is somewhat biased as I tend to overvalue stewardship and marshal educations over every other (to be fair they are the meta educations too, but obviously some of my low rated traits are fine for intrigue or learning)
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 12/07/2026
Ck2 had even more batshit stuff
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 06/06/2026
i missed this. you can be agnostic or no religion, but not atheist.
"This restructuring of faith codes, which help identify service members as well as the military in planning for appropriated religious coverage to include them, has now excluded minority faith/worldview groups including Atheists, Asatru, Deists, Druids, Eckankar, Heathens, Humanists, Magick, New Age churches, Pagan, Rosicrucianism, Shaman, Spiritualists, Troth, Unitarian Universalists and various Wiccans."
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 06/06/2026
At least LDS are still on the list, just not as Christian. All pagan faiths and the Unitarian Universalists have been removed. All folk religions have been removed. I'm sure many other minority religions are also gone, they removed over 200. Also, only Christianity gets any sort of denominations.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 04/06/2026
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 01/06/2026
but keezy do any of these FUCKERS...
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 17/05/2026
Idk but who wants to see guys fighting in this?
god awful costume design from the odyssey
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 13/05/2026
dong zhuo as portrayed in three kingdoms total war
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 11/05/2026
it gets better
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 10/05/2026
my "it's not a golden calf" shirt is leading to people asking questions already answered by the shirt (source: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... )
At Wednesday’s dedication ceremony, the sculpture was draped in white and blue fabric, resembling a Greek toga. It was encircled by a few dozen guests seated in chairs, as Pastor Mark Burns — a member of Pastors for Trump — spoke at a podium.

“Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment,” Burns wrote on social media before emphasizing that the gilded effigy was not a false idol.

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf,” he said. “This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America.”
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 04/05/2026
This dude knows who he is
Copper rockfish chilling by his display sign Hot fuzz scene of the grocery store owner standing by his own photo
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 04/05/2026
Enough arguing, it's aquarium time.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 02/05/2026
Lowkey
Wu Zeitian, only empress regnant in Chinese history
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 30/04/2026
but both gnome and kde (which come with most distros) are pretty straightforward to use these days, my computer looks almost exactly like a windows computer:
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 24/04/2026
a gem i found in the comments:
comment from news story about katie wilson's bus policy. first comment by George Jodry:
"Why not just ban cars completely? Seems to be that's another one of the things that Komrade Katie looks at like "oh, you have a car, and all those homeless people don't, that's so unfair...""

reply from scotty icicle:
"dont give the commie filth any ideas..."
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 17/04/2026
my wife asked it herself and got this answer
asking claude "how many p's are there in strawperry? make no mistakes"
answer: "There are 2 p's in "strawperry" -- one in "strawp" and one in "perry"
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 17/04/2026
this is what bsky developers use to code btw
asking claude's opus 4.7  "how many p's are there in strawperry"

it answers, "there are 2 p's in strawberry. And just to note, the correct spelling is strawberry, not strawperry!"
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 16/04/2026
well done, claude code.
my feed failing to load on bluesky, courtesy of vibe coding!
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 12/04/2026
I did the favorite game grid thing only one here that needs explanation is dragon age II; I don't mean Hawke (though I do like Hawke) but rather the entire cast of companions. I otherwise find the game to be just kind of okay, but I LOVE its characters. Rest speak for themselves.
A grid of my game opinions
favorite: morrowind
best story: disco elysium
favorite art: wind waker
biggest personal impact: thomas was alone
best combat: bravely default
overhated: elder scrolls online
underrated: kenshi
overrated: fortnite
needs a remake: medieval II total war
criminally overlooked: cataclysm dark days ahead
favorite protag: Dragon age 2
favorite antagonist: portal 2
best soundtrack: undertale
best multiplayer: final fantasy xiv
not usually my thing: inscryption
turn my brain off: skyrim
best with friends: vermintide 2
best retro game: final fantasy
nostalgic childhood game: spyro the dragon
game everyone should play: half-life 2
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 02/04/2026
i think if you look at sex offenders and world leaders the correlation is much higher than you think.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 30/03/2026
Wait omg it literally is the Island
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 09/01/2026
this is spending money he took with him on vacation to give away in charity and gift-exchanges keep in mind!
According to some Arabic writers, Musa's gift-giving caused a depreciation in the value of gold in Egypt. Al-Umari said that before Musa's arrival a mithqal of gold was worth 25 silver dirhams, but that it dropped to less than 22 dirhams afterward and did not go above that number for at least twelve years.[98] Though this has been described as having "wrecked" Egypt's economy,[87] the historian Warren Schultz has argued that this was well within normal fluctuations in the value of gold in Mamluk Egypt.[99] Musa may have taken as much as 18 tons of gold on his hajj,[100] equal in value to over US$1.397 billion in 2024.[101]
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 09/01/2026
from wikipedia
The French author Catulle Mendès sued Leoncavallo for plagiarism after learning of the plot of Leoncavallo's libretto from an 1894 French translation. Mendès thought it resembled his 1887 play La Femme de Tabarin ("Tabarin's Wife"), which was structured as a play-within-the-play and featured a clown murdering his wife. Leoncavallo pleaded ignorance of Mendès's play.[2] Later, there were counter-accusations that Mendès's play resembled Don Manuel Tamayo y Baus's Un Drama Nuevo (1867). Mendès dropped his lawsuit. Scholar Matteo Sansone has suggested that Leoncavallo had ample opportunity to be exposed to new French art and musical works while living in Paris from 1882 to 1888, including potentially Mendès's play, another version of La femme de Tabarin by Paul Ferrier, and Tabarin, an opera composed by Émile Pessard that was based on Ferrier's play.[6]
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 07/01/2026
This comic from 2004 is still the most accurate portrayal of many Internet arguments regardless of demographic or topic. Nothing has changed.
Four panel comic
First panel, one man in a pro skub shirt comes across another in an anti skub shirt 
Second panel, the pro skub character punched the anti skub
Third panel, a crowd tries to break up the fight 
Fourth panel, skub sits on its own presumably on a table, inoffensive and pointless, hardly warranting strong opinions from either side
Source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/skub/
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 09/12/2025
the bognadoff twins
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 05/12/2025
Certified ancient China moment
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 23/11/2025
It's a fucking criminology term
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 21/11/2025
I like the discover tab
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting. A man in a jacket standing to give his opinion surrounded by others who are seated.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 21/11/2025
Poor clippy....
Satan himself
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 19/11/2025
Libre office also added a ribbon mode but the default UI is still "word 2003” Really that's what it comes down to. By all means modernize the UI but let us choose to use the old one too
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 19/11/2025
I think the scariest UI I've ever seen is probably Scrivner
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 08/11/2025
idk what I expected
screenshot of the contents of the eject script. It calls the GNU Util eject, because of course it does.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 28/10/2025
Of course near the end of the war as the Nazis got more desperate and paranoid, and knowledge of the Holocaust became common, they became more discriminatory and violent. Keep this in mind as it could be in our future as Trump loses popularity.
By 1944, knowledge of the Holocaust amongst Jews was widespread. As Germany's fortunes in the war continued to decline and the treatment of "Mischlinge" became more severe, "some Jews began to flee their battalions".[32] Some "Mischlinge" continued to serve in the Wehrmacht while members of their families were being deported, while some participated in the Holocaust.[20][22] In 1944, Hitler signed declarations for 77 high-ranking Wehrmacht officers who were "of mixed Jewish race or married to a Jew", asserting that they were of German blood.[4] The 77 officers were discharged from the Wehrmacht later that year following the 20 July plot.[27] In November 1944, the OKH ordered that any "half-Jews" still in the Wehrmacht were to be expelled and arrangements made for their arrest by the Gestapo.[6]
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 28/10/2025
Like the fascists of today, they *reveled* in the contradiction.
Some "well-placed" persons of mixed "Aryan" and "non-Aryan" descent, such as Generalfeldmarschall Erhard Milch and General der Flieger Helmuth Wilberg, were granted German Blood Certificates.[13][24] Referring to Milch, Chief of the Luftwaffe High Command Hermann Göring reportedly stated, "I decide who is a Jew in the Luftwaffe".[27][28] In July 1941, Hitler introduced a policy that allowed "half-Jew" Wehrmacht veterans dismissed as a result of the 8 April 1940 directive to apply to re-join the Wehrmacht if they had previously won an Iron Cross or campaign citation, subject to Hitler's personal approval.[6]
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 24/10/2025
snowstorm
two majestic beautiful cats
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 24/10/2025
I put a heating pad by my feet tonight bc my feet are fucking freezing. Unfortunately my two cats have decided to claim it for themselves and kick my feet off. Bastards.
Two rapscallion cats occupying my bed
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 23/10/2025
it's honestly so funny that china saw rome as a utopian society on the other end of the world
Their kings are not permanent. They select and appoint the most worthy man. If there are unexpected calamities in the kingdom, such as frequent extraordinary winds or rains, he is unceremoniously rejected and replaced. The one who has been dismissed quietly accepts his demotion, and is not angry. The people of this country are all tall and honest. They resemble the people of the Middle Kingdom and that is why this kingdom is called Da Qin. This country produces plenty of gold [and] silver, [and of] rare and precious they have luminous jade, "bright moon pearls", Haiji rhinoceroses, coral, yellow amber, opaque glass, whitish chalcedony [i.e., langgan], red cinnabar, green gemstones, gold-thread embroideries, woven gold-threaded net, delicate polychrome silks painted with gold, and asbestos cloth.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 23/10/2025
Virgil was himself a hater of Augustus, but the Aeniad is widely considered to be pro-Augustus propaganda despite that, leading to much confusion on its motivations. personally i think virgil would have been great on ao3.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 22/10/2025
you know the famous arch of titus in rome? it celebrates the victory of pre-Christian Rome over Judea and the sacking/razing of Jerusalem. It was not hard for the Romans to pivot the blame to a group they already scapegoated and hated.
Arch of Titus portraying the looting of the Second Temple at Jerusalem
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 22/10/2025
La cretura
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 20/10/2025
more
For Xuande and Zilong parting was difficult, and they held onto one another tearfully in their reluctance to be separated. "I thought Gongsun Zan was a true hero," Zilong sighed, "but now I see I was wrong. His conduct today befits a Yuan Shao!" "Bear up and serve him well for now," Xuande said. "Time will bring us together again." They shed more tears and went their ways.
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 13/10/2025
bluesky
left 4 dead screenshot showing graffiti that reads "WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" followed by later graffiti insulting the person who wrote it
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 10/10/2025
Despite the name OCPD has more in common with autism than it does OCD, and studies suggest a high comorbidity rate. This article that this chart is from is rly good,if a bit Jungian neurodivergentinsights.com/ocpd-vs-auti...
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 09/10/2025
I love graph mode. Here's mine for my personal vault
obsidian graph vault
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Claire @claire.chapien.net · 07/10/2025
Let's do the fucking news
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