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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Plumbing companies really do be having the sexiest logos

Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love being the only one of my team at work who feels angry at not using my brain anymore for solving complex problems. Everyone else said they're "happier" for it.

Thumbs up grimacing smiley face with faded version behind crying

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This beautiful oaf almost took out my knee on today's hike ❤️✌️

Absolutely gorgeous tan pit bull mix with white fur splotch on her chest. She is tongue out panting before the out of focus backdrop of central Texas cedars and a green fence post on the right

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Dogs I got to pet in Denver: Sam, Junie, Fiona, Finn

Sam the Dog sitting in a field of green grass

Junie the Dog smiling big. She's missing her right eye

Fiona the Dog is staring directly into my soul.

Finn the Dog sitting gay as hell on outdoor furniture.

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Found probably the cutest photo of my ghost dog ever. Featuring Tater Tot the Kitten

Dog gently bleeping her tongue, anointing the head of a tiny black and white kitten

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Turning transcription on for zoom meetings was the best decision I have ever made (coworkers partner was gaming in the adjacent room)

screenshot of transcription that says:

"No. But I was only after she gets kicked back by the shotgun, so I think she's saying, love that dick!"

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Sky was pretty on yesterdays 4 mile depression walk

Gay boy feigns a smile as his dog looks on to the future of their walk. The sky above is a thin veil of clouds gored by a light rimmed hole of blue sky

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

My husbands computer was fucking up from an errant bluetooth keyboard i accidentally turned on whilst searching for a dildo to blast my bootyhole with He was very close to cancelling this gig at a new bar he's been excited about for weeks. It was the keyboard pressing buttons

Man in blue shirt and khaki slacks about to knock over a small white blank domino leading to a much much larger black white domino

Small domino says "Caleb wanting to play with his butthole"

Large domino says "Mike almost quitting a gig"

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I went out and did the socializing and the designated drivin'

Hey boy bathed in red light. He poses as cutesy as possible and smiles his ear to ear grimace smile. He wears his 'fix your hearts or die' shirt from Mox's artbymox-shop.fourthwall.com shop

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I bought myself a little gift to celebrate not having killed my self yet. 💁‍♀️💃 They're created by a local artisan "Faewood Craftworks"

A small wooden creature with large, round eyes. Its horns are different sizes. It has a goatee and its mouth is agape. It's a rich, medium brown wood and its goatee is a few shades darker. It stands on skinny cylindrical legs. Around it sites other bits of art. Ask if you want to know what they are

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Now where in the hell did my gay little families go??

Screenshot of emojis that used to be more people like so you could tell they were gay but now they're like the gender indicators on a bathroom entryway

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Individually futile but collectively significant performance completed

Gay boy walking downtown. He's wearing green baseball cap and wire frame glasses. On his black shirt rests an "I voted early" sticker because this faggot just voted early

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I have quite average hands. Not slender nor sausage. Somewhere in between

An average hand, palm facing camera, fingers splayed. The baseline is a brown wooden door with a frosted window

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

RIP to a real one. My adventure girl. My sweet lil bb. You will be forever missed 💔

Maryanne Annabelle, Lady of the Lonestar sits tongue akimbo for a portrait mode photo. A colorful mural skewers the background

Maryanne Annabelle, Lady of the Lonestar sits in front of a door illuminated by a rainbow mosaic of light. Her ears are slightly off kilter

Maryanne Annabelle, Lady of the Lonestar sits pretty to ensure her requests are fulfilled. She side eyes the camera knowing full eye contact would lower the success rate of this strategy

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Something is very wrong with Tahoe. First time I've ever seen my IDE do this

Screenshot of a Mac desktop where two instances of VS Code have lost most of their components and just show empty black

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Took the ladies on a little hike-y-poo today.

A gay boy in a safety yellow long sleeve sits in his haunches holding his two dogs. One dog is clearly struggling to maintain composure while the other looks majestic. All three are positioned on the bank of a central Texas creek. The background is the creek and the cliff that lines the creek.

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Absolutely fantastic storytelling. Could've focused more on all the murdering details but still I am very excited for the show to be released.

Cover art for Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White

Centered is our protagonist, I assume, Benji, with 6 wings. Each wing features an open, red irised eye, nested mostly on the joint where the metacarpals meet the radius and ulna. Benji is wearing a red sleeveless crop top and blue jean; the bottoms rolled up and the top lined with a black belt. Benji's hands are positioned in a kind of prophetic motif, one hand over his black, flood spewing heart and the other flexed upward so the hand is level with the head and fingers held in a way to evoke religious undertones. Below him, in red, is the broken remains of a city.

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Trying to get these ladies to pose is a feat of its own

Two dogs in front of garage doors with a big pink octopus panted on them

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I was going through the import from my move to Apple Music from Spotify and found this gem I made for my husband, the DJ

A screenshot of an Apple Music playlist that reads
"Don't look at the dj they will eat your soul and shit you out"

A short story
Caleb Ruzicka
Updated 6d ago

Don't Look At the DJ
Bickle

They Will
Stephanie Quintana

Eat Your Soul
One True God and predawka

Shit
Doechii

You
Romeo Santos

Out
Baths

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

To yellow smiley faces with thumbs ups slightly layered over each other like a Venn diagram. The more opaque face is doing a sort of grimace smile and you can see both hands doing the thumbs up. The less opaque face is the same except missing the left hand, is crying and has sad, knitted brows.

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Actual footage of me too high to use my vape to get more high on Christmas

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Gungeons & Dragoons @claern.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

some friends and I were talking about the new Woojer mat which led to me joking about putting a dildo on thebuttkicker wireless couch kit which led me hoping someday @funkittoys.bsky.social will have this collection for sale