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The Civil War occurred in the Disney universe. I feel like this has implications.

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s incredible. A Republican senator can’t even comprehend the college team name of their personal savior Caitlin Clark. These people should never be allowed near sports in any capacity at all levels.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The average sports fan is better at sports trivia than most of the ESPN employees who were on Season 1, so excited for some real sports people to get on the show.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I find it very strange that Choosin’ Texas hasn’t been played once on Classic Vinyl, The Bridge, or 70s on 7.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please keep my cousin in your thoughts as he’s currently under the werther (crushed to death at a German caramel factory).

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Note: Goofy died on the way to his home planet

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dumping a cooler full of this on the winning team in the CFL.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And they will take it from my cold dead hands.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hosting trivia last night for current college students. In a round about courtroom dramas, the question was “What late actor played Thurgood Marshall in the 2017 biopic ‘Marshall’?” Most teams got it right. A couple teams said Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman. One team said Tom Holland.

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Charlie Methven @charliemethven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gonna be a long night

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Randomly reminded that a couple of months ago, I asked this question at trivia: Original, Bold, and Thick & Chunky are the varieties of what brand of canned sloppy joe sauce created by Hunt’s in 1969? One team submitted the answer "I don’t know… I make it because I’m not lazy”.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When people are talking about AOC, they are clamoring about making an American Only Connect. The citizens of this country are ready for AOC to officially announce for 2028 (check your local listings).

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I was one of the 1,300 applicants, and I lament I’m not looking for Southern California real estate.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Since you either will or will not get struck by lightning, the probability of getting struck by lightning during a storm is

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Western Michigan, we know how it feels when the referees cheat so that Michigan can win. We're only sorry you don't get a Clowney moment to follow it.

A referee giving a first down to Michigan, despite the ball being short of the first down marker.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nailed me. No questions about beanies or toboggans though.

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from South Carolina — about 50% of your answers match a typical resident.

MYDIALECT — EXTENDED
Charlotte
Atlanta
Dallas
Minneapolis
Omaha
Milwaukee
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Save map as PNG
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR
Charlotte, NC (49%)
Atlanta, GA (49%)
Dallas, TX (48%)
LEAST SIMILAR
Minneapolis, MN (42%)
Omaha, NE (43%)
Milwaukee, WI (44%) I’m

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Let me be the first to say congrats to Pablo Torre on a hell of a year.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The opposite of a lightning strike is a Thunderball.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I spent the summer hiking the Carmeno de Sandiego searching for the loot, the warrant, the crook, but most importantly, myself.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Coyote vs. Acme is fantastic. The amount of pointing at screen I did was off the charts.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you change Ontario to America, SHAME becomes a new mnemonic to remember the Great Lakes.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The show "University Challenge" is single-handedly keeping the word "repechage" alive.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The way we discuss S3-8 for The Simpsons, we should also discuss S1-3 of SpongeBob. We may never see kids television like that ever again.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Whoever can invent the first electric car in the GTA universe will make a billion dollars.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Let’s compare the size of this thing to a pizza - a thing that famously only has one size.

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Mike Nothnagel @mikenothnagel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Spent the day in NYC with many of my friends at @lollapuzzoola.bsky.social solving crosswords and let me tell you, friends: it was a very good day

A group of people in a church meeting hall solving crosswords

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There might not be a better drink than water with ice.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just got to the Black Gates of Mordor and it looks like they installed a Ring camera.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Bocce: The Italian cornhole

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B-Side @benmsmith.com · 04/08/2026

crossword constructors: stop putting harry potter shit in the crossword. not in the clues, not in the fill. I don't want to see it.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Chipotle peppers: It’s A Dried Heat

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I don’t think Baby Ruth candy bars are real.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It’s called a pool because it looks like poo and they took an L. (Is this anything?)

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

With ESPN Jeopardy debuting today, I think today is a great day for Sony to drop the entire original Sports Jeopardy show on a streaming platform.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just got back from the theater seeing The Odyssey, and I feel like there were a lot of historical inaccuracies with the film. I mean, I just don't think Odysseus and his crew wore goggles or wore denim overalls or said "banana" a lot or had yellow skin. I do think the green blob monster is right.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I kind of feel like the Odyssey controversy of today is also what every Shakespeare scholar feels of every Shakespeare film adaption.

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It’s Always Bronny In Philadelphia

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