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@citrinout.bsky.social
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clusterfuck. 27, any. audhd. minors dnf pls. sometimes RTs tagged nsfw

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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 4h
never recruiting mikaela again in the next two routes lmao
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 5h
if you think about it an adult movie theater is just a big collection of cuck chairs
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 5h
Superman: Nice butt Garnet.
Garnet: Thanks.
Superman: Your welcome Garnet. *Slaps, grabs, gropes and squeezes Garnet's butt.*
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 9h
wasn't too big on dietrich x fabio at first but now it's kinda grown on me. yaoi wins in the end
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PLEASE REPOST PINNED, NEW MEDS NEEDED @irisposting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I NEED PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION I WILL DIE WITHOUT THIS. paypal.me/cjmcwillams venmo: areanynamesopen I TAKE THESE FOR LUPUS SYMPTOM CONTROL, if you take them consistently for years like I have you -cannot- stop suddenly. You DIE.
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 20h
waiting for someone to draw dante doing the absolute cinema pose
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Beeb @thebigbeeb.bsky.social · 21h
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Pomelomelon @pomelomelon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Writer's block Dante
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo.
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥵
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i like my women horny btw
Dante (to Goliath): You're uniquely muscular, and I want to see those pectorals bulging as they drip with sweat.
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dante (from fefw) kinda does things to me
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes discord mobile i am aware i am muted you don't need to keep fucking telling me
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lrp (the joke is megaman and rockman btw)
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Harper @harpermeows.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dwayne the mega johnson
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Harper @harpermeows.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mike ehrmantraut giving instruction for setting up controllers in emulators

Normal emulator: here's the controller just press the button for the button

RetroArch: Alright waltuh here's what you gotta do, you gotta download the latest controller profiles, then go to settings > input > retropad binds > port 1 controls, then map your controller to a 360 controller, button by button, in the worst designed menus known to man. Once that's done, you gotta back out and open a game, once a game is open, then you gotta open the quick menu, go to controls > port 1 controls, and map your imaginary 360 controller to the emulated system's controller, button by button, once again in the worst menus you've ever seen, with no visual indicators for what you're actually doing. pray to god that you set it all up correctly, but don't back out just yet, you gotta go back to the main controls menu and go to manage remap files, then you can either save it for the game, save it for the core, or save it for the content directory. once again, with the worst menus ever conceived. then, and only THEN, can you use your controller on retroarch. god forbid you want to use a retrobit saturn controller, that'll need ten extra steps.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone in the game upon meeting dietrich:
Ralph Wiggum: I like men now.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
8 panel #furryhatersigma comic

kid says to man "hey fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees" to which fred says: "sir" before being interrupted by the kid then saying: "and hold the tank controls." fred then continues saying: "this is a pizza shop." the kid apologizes and states: "sorry for that but anyways let me get a pepperoni pie." fred then talks to someone else and says: "alright, one pepperoni pie for this gentleman right here." to which the chef then says: "coming right up!"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 27/09/2026
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
girl 3 of the 4 playable characters are on your team including you
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rear forth WHAT
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people who blast their music out loud on the street why. just why
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Phil Hill @highburyphil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Doctor of Urology ... Richard Chopp
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
discord.gg/yP58ygvdNZ :3
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
13:37 leet
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guy who uses metroid as a pejorative for users of the metric system
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dietrich Loves: candy, fucking killing people
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LRP heterogem ship i fear
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kash @kashmimo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Diesme wip
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dracula bottom surgery
A-penis-free Dracula element in Infinite Craft (first discovery)
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⛧BAHKONEARTH⛧ 🏳️‍⚧️ @bahkonearth.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Hi everyone, my mom passed away. She was my main caretaker and I have been taking care of her while she was sick. I could really use support, please help me. ko-fi.com/bahkonearth
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a dream hong hua was rollable in uma musume for some reason,she didn't even look like a horse it was just her & no one questioned it
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 25/09/2026
haus of decline's steven universe vs hitler comic edited

panel one now says steven universe vs america

panel two now says "what if we vote harder"

panel three is the same

panel four has been edited to say "I think we're gonna have to fully destroy and rebuild any system that would allow this to happen in the first place steven"
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man fuck fortune's weave's new save system. only one save slot which is BOTH manual and autosave
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diane :3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
GO FUCK YOUR MUTUALS RIGHT NOW
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BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Angry that the UN allowed Netanyahu, a fugitive of the International Criminal Court, 30 mins to air his desperate attempts to deny, cover up and justify Israel’s ongoing holocaust against Palestinians in Gaza? Sign our petition to suspend genocidal Israel from the UN now ➡️ loom.ly/dYgbaKk
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芊 @alonemistrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leda / Olympia rkgk #FireEmblem
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
william shatner? but william hardly knew 'er!
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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This can fuck all the way off.
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stephie @heyystephieee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bisexuality day and the first instance of the word “bisexual” being used in video games
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the iconic gundamcel @gundamcel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one rsd aspect i feel makes me a worse person is that it scares me out of checking if something i did or said was wrong and well. i can be rly impulsive and/or stupid
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Silver🇵🇸 @silverhairprincess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keep the momentum up people, they need our help.
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
meow
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
goopy woopy moopy toopy noopy doopy soopy poopy yoopy roopy eoopy qoopy loopy koopy joopy hoopy foopy aoopy moopy boopy voopy coopy xoopy zoopy
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Ponzu @citrinout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
meowing randomly in oomfs' DMs and on bsky like cats meowing at each other on the street
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