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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs

@citizene.bsky.social
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Elder Millenial. Arts and letters professional. Many years in niche publishing, publications, and musical side-gigging. Once I dreamed of America. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Suspended in the trees 💀🌹🐢🐻🎶 This must be heaven 🏴‍☠️NJ 🏴‍☠️

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Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) @antonpnym.bsky.social · 20h
I'd argue that there are two main streams of conservative thought in the US; undo the New Deal, and undo the Reconstruction. (Undo the CRA is included in the latter.) The two streams have a lot of overlap but some believe in one over the other.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20h
The entire "conservative" project since 1964 has been an explicit quest to undo the Civil Rights act. Why would one want to undo the Civil Rights Act? Questions, questions! I'm sure it's all just principled opposition to some tax schedules buried in subsection D.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20h
Valid and totally consistent w history. The conservative long game in Murica has always been “default everything in society into shit” simply because their conservative ideas don’t work in real life
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20h
The entire "conservative" project since 1964 has been an explicit quest to undo the Civil Rights act. Why would one want to undo the Civil Rights Act? Questions, questions! I'm sure it's all just principled opposition to some tax schedules buried in subsection D.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 20h
Modern conservatism began with Goldwater and his opposition to civil rights legislation (it’s why MLK endorsed Johnson). That led to Reagan which led to both Bushes which led to Trump. This aren’t occasional interruptions. Bigotry beats in the heart of the right.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20h
DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE What is to hard to understand about this? Fucking spineless cowards
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simonetta @simonett-a.mastodon.uno.ap.brid.gy · 23h
• Chopin - Ballade No. 4 in F minor, Op. 52 Krystian Zimerman youtu.be/pe-GrRQz8pk #classic #piano #UnoMusica
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeah but hasan piker or something
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This era:
The bots and Mike ask "why?"
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This era:
The bots and Mike ask "why?"
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining a series where Servo had this face full-time, and you could see through it during movies - would have prob freaked out a gen of viewers lol
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining a series where Servo had this face full-time, and you could see through it during movies - would have prob freaked out a gen of viewers lol
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WOMAN DISCOVERS RIGHTWINGERS ARE TRASHY WOMAN HATERS AND RACISTS, FILM AT 11
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, you mean rightwing propaganda and "lifestyle/culture" is really just well-funded contrived white supremacist bullshit thinly disguised as "political commentary?" Well that's a surprise to all of us, I'm sure
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday! The GOP under Trump has tried to create a concentration camp archipelago consisting of private prisons and red-state-funded goverment concentration camps.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole thing is this, every day.
The MST3K fodder presidency
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gee a bunch of sexless losers are abusing AI technology for their own pathetic sexual gratification? The DEUCE you say!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the world
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole thing is this, every day.
The MST3K fodder presidency
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gee a bunch of sexless losers are abusing AI technology for their own pathetic sexual gratification? The DEUCE you say!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday! The GOP under Trump has tried to create a concentration camp archipelago consisting of private prisons and red-state-funded goverment concentration camps.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here, sir, I corrected this for you
Trump econ propaganda fixed
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fifth Element: Leeloo's Multipass
ALT: Fifth Element: Leeloo's Multipass
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool that means the gas prices come down now right
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropped my ballot at the fuckin dropbox tonight and you can't do a fucking thing about it, shitcan MAGAt pedocans, etc and now a walk!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool that means the gas prices come down now right
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon Musk, GOP Mega-funder: *throws up 3 Nazi salutes on international TV right after Trump is inaugurated* Democrats: wow so that happened, wild huh ... and then nothing, they never brought it up again and shush people who do try to remind people about it
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell the public every single day in every camera everywhere and on every ad that the biggest GOP donor is a Nazi *show video over and over* and repeat this always Party needs aggressive tactics for narrative usurpation and needs implement strict message discipline
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropped my ballot at the fuckin dropbox tonight and you can't do a fucking thing about it, shitcan MAGAt pedocans, etc and now a walk!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell the public every single day in every camera everywhere and on every ad that the biggest GOP donor is a Nazi *show video over and over* and repeat this always Party needs aggressive tactics for narrative usurpation and needs implement strict message discipline
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon Musk, GOP Mega-funder: *throws up 3 Nazi salutes on international TV right after Trump is inaugurated* Democrats: wow so that happened, wild huh ... and then nothing, they never brought it up again and shush people who do try to remind people about it
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goes well with this classic book.
Book cover: "Ducks and How To Make Them Pay" by William Kinard Cook.
The ducks know what they did.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Euronews @euronews.com · 23/09/2026
The Epstein affair has implicated several other prominent Norwegian personalities, including Queen Mette-Marit and former prime minister Thorbjørn Jagland. #EuropeNews ➡️ l.euronews.com/PRxS
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that's fuckin awesome
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
of those? (jumps into ravine)
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the Epstein Class Billionaire Private Rape Island-Creating Pedo Class that needs to be surveilled 24-7. They are commiting crimes CONSTANTLY. They know, we know it, and they know we know it. You want govt contracts and tax relief. Cameras everywhere in YOUR life only, scumbags
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at how the Right has elevated George Soros to the level of FUNDER OF ALL COMMUNISM IN AMERICA - even people who don't know shhit about politics prob have heard righties hissing about Sorossssss Musk throws up Nazi salutes to Republicans and Democrats in power just...let it go. Inexplicable.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"That'll never work because (excuses)." "We have to humor Fox because (no valid reason)." "But the moderates, so we do nothing." "We don't want to sink to their level, when they go low, we go high." -Democrats my entire life
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think even they are hoping he strokes out or chokes on a hamburger or something.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw a tiktok clip of Tammy Duckworth yesterday saying something like "we shouldn't pursue impeachments after we win, we should seek common ground and compromise, etc" and holy fuck did it send me. This "we need to go back to the Old Ways Of Doing Things" is a Dem psychosis at this point.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck, Democrats had 60 seats in the Senate under Obama (!) and they did...not pass single payer. They instead caved to the GOP and insurance industry and moderated and that's how we got the ACA instead of single payer. Voila! Democrats.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people like bret stephens simply cant comprehend of a world where straight white men like them aren't the main character of every facet of human existence all the time. its fucking exhausting. they have to be the guy in the movies, in academia, in books, in music. every fucking thing has to be them
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Written agreements, signed by everyone - WE AGREE TO REFRAIN FROM INVOKING FASCISM IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CHEERING ON FASCISM. SOCIALISM WILL BE DEFINED AS "USING PUBLIC FUNDS TO PAY FOR THINGS THE PUBLIC WANTS TO PAY FOR AS THE PUBLIC" JOE BIDEN WON THE 2020 ELECTION.
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