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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs

@citizene.bsky.social
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Elder Millenial. Arts and letters professional. Many years in niche publishing, publications, and musical side-gigging. Once I dreamed of America. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Suspended in the trees 💀🌹🐢🐻🎶 This must be heaven 🏴‍☠️NJ 🏴‍☠️

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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 5h
WOMAN DISCOVERS RIGHTWINGERS ARE TRASHY WOMAN HATERS AND RACISTS, FILM AT 11
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, you mean rightwing propaganda and "lifestyle/culture" is really just well-funded contrived white supremacist bullshit thinly disguised as "political commentary?" Well that's a surprise to all of us, I'm sure
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday! The GOP under Trump has tried to create a concentration camp archipelago consisting of private prisons and red-state-funded goverment concentration camps.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole thing is this, every day.
The MST3K fodder presidency
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gee a bunch of sexless losers are abusing AI technology for their own pathetic sexual gratification? The DEUCE you say!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the world
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole thing is this, every day.
The MST3K fodder presidency
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here, sir, I corrected this for you
Trump econ propaganda fixed
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Fifth Element: Leeloo's Multipass
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool that means the gas prices come down now right
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropped my ballot at the fuckin dropbox tonight and you can't do a fucking thing about it, shitcan MAGAt pedocans, etc and now a walk!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool that means the gas prices come down now right
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elon Musk, GOP Mega-funder: *throws up 3 Nazi salutes on international TV right after Trump is inaugurated* Democrats: wow so that happened, wild huh ... and then nothing, they never brought it up again and shush people who do try to remind people about it
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tell the public every single day in every camera everywhere and on every ad that the biggest GOP donor is a Nazi *show video over and over* and repeat this always Party needs aggressive tactics for narrative usurpation and needs implement strict message discipline
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dropped my ballot at the fuckin dropbox tonight and you can't do a fucking thing about it, shitcan MAGAt pedocans, etc and now a walk!
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goes well with this classic book.
Book cover: "Ducks and How To Make Them Pay" by William Kinard Cook.
The ducks know what they did.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Euronews @euronews.com · 23/09/2026
The Epstein affair has implicated several other prominent Norwegian personalities, including Queen Mette-Marit and former prime minister Thorbjørn Jagland. #EuropeNews ➡️ l.euronews.com/PRxS
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the Epstein Class Billionaire Private Rape Island-Creating Pedo Class that needs to be surveilled 24-7. They are commiting crimes CONSTANTLY. They know, we know it, and they know we know it. You want govt contracts and tax relief. Cameras everywhere in YOUR life only, scumbags
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at how the Right has elevated George Soros to the level of FUNDER OF ALL COMMUNISM IN AMERICA - even people who don't know shhit about politics prob have heard righties hissing about Sorossssss Musk throws up Nazi salutes to Republicans and Democrats in power just...let it go. Inexplicable.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"That'll never work because (excuses)." "We have to humor Fox because (no valid reason)." "But the moderates, so we do nothing." "We don't want to sink to their level, when they go low, we go high." -Democrats my entire life
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think even they are hoping he strokes out or chokes on a hamburger or something.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck, Democrats had 60 seats in the Senate under Obama (!) and they did...not pass single payer. They instead caved to the GOP and insurance industry and moderated and that's how we got the ACA instead of single payer. Voila! Democrats.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people like bret stephens simply cant comprehend of a world where straight white men like them aren't the main character of every facet of human existence all the time. its fucking exhausting. they have to be the guy in the movies, in academia, in books, in music. every fucking thing has to be them
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a huge problem that's gotten worse with the death of unions. Dems used to get abor and trade union $, connecting them to working people. Over time, didn't defend unions, GOP destroyed them, and Dems lost a huge funding bloc. They are now forced to rely on corporate $. With expected results.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You start hanging out with "intellectual outlaws" and "libertarian think tank" types and "crunchy conservatives" etc., you eventually get pulled away from real life into Rightwing Shitville. It's inevitable. Use your brain or lose it.
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's what: GO ON OFFENSE AND STAY THERE NEVER PLAY DEFENSE GOVERN AS REPUBLICANS DO - WITH NO REGARD FOR THE WISHES OF THE LOSER PARTY AT ALL KNIFE THEM AT EVERY TURN BETRAY THEM OBSTRUCT THEM INVESTIGATE THEM PUSH THEM AROUND PROPAGANDIZE AGAINST THEM AND THEIR AGENDA O F F E N S E
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would prefer the nominee not be Harris even though I would vote for her at warp speed over any Republican. If she runs and wins a primary, she's the one and we march. But I dunno. She doesn't seem to want the role of Leader of The Herd Of Cats To End All Herds Of Cats
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So let's end America over a 0.00001103% (statistically zero) "illegal voting" rate? Is that math right?
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So let's end America over a 0.00001103% (statistically zero) "illegal voting" rate? Is that math right?
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You laugh, but
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Kristen Ashly @kristenashly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘tis the season to kick fascists in the nuts
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘tis the season to kick fascists in the nuts
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's the Fox Noise effect starting at CBS - meaning if you watched nothing but CBS News, you'd be less informed than viewers who watch cometitor networks (sans Fox News, which is no longer a competitor to CBS, but a mission partner).
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83qaxyG/ I’m basically immortal
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In a new scientific statement, the American Heart Association says drinking up to five, 8-ounce cups of coffee per day — or about 400 mg of caffeine — is generally safe for most adults.   Drinking cof...
TikTok video by npr
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"violated multiple ICE standards" I mean, that's hard to do considering the ICE 'standard' is "jackbooted fascist bigot"
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The “Master Race” 😂😂
A Nazi riding the subway in NYC
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Blowback has a way of showing up just when you think it doesn’t exist 🤷‍♂️
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9/11 Tribute in Light, New York City
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Mr. PotHead @mrpothead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cool overbite, Adolph.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
okay coyote, take it down a notch
Wile E. Coyote with a sign in the Film Coyote Vs. Acme. This is edited to read "Republicans Abuse Children."Sign: "This varies in severity and includes abuse by proxy."Sign: "An ideology of hierarchy and dominance can have no other result"
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Divinyls - I Touch Myself
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Sir Coily, Lord of Springs @citizene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So powerful
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thebulwark.com did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was going to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever. It is glorious
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