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@cissypants.bsky.social
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SFL | powerlifter | techie | rabble-rouser | cozy gamer| mystery lover | wannabe gardner | single dog (and bunny) lady

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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 21h
Jesus.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
👀👀👀👀
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She’s wearing a Primus t-shirt!!! This lady rules.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gangster.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How do you steal 30,000 bottles of wine???
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 07/10/2026
First look at Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST’ film, starring Scarlett Johansson, Chiwetel Ejiofor & John Leguizamo. The film follows a detective who watches the execution of a serial killer - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways. In theaters on March 12, 2027.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Over a dozen states have important voter registration deadlines today. Check your registration and make a plan to vote at IWillVote.com. Then ask friends and neighbors to do the same.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He grosses me out.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t even understand this. So…the judge thought the dead victim forgave him??? What!?!
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is really, really grim.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sure I'll regret this second iced coffee later. But not now. Now I feel great.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why couldn’t he just divorce her?
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "I will not be silenced by the continued threats of prosecution from the President or others."
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read this headline and thought, “I’m sure they had their reasons.” Uhm. Yeah. They did.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dealing with my mom has been exhausting. She lasted 4 days here then got upset that I asked how long she’ll be here and when I can expect rent (I’m still unemployed). She flipped out and went to live in my driveway. That was her answer. So then I had to call an uber to get her out of my driveway.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yikes!
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of all the evil white men I hate, I hate this one the most. And why is he so moist looking?
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did not know that clown school still exists. Here I am pivoting to healthcare when I could have been a clown.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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David Rose from Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose from Schitt's Creek
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man asking 'Who?'
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Reaction Shocked
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look. I gotta be honest with you. I truly just do not care. About any of it. Too busy trying to keep a roof over my head and shit.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do I need to see this? I loved that Obsession movie everyone was talking about.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need Twizzlers.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just rage quit my shitty job. What a year it’s been.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine going to an Ed Sheeran and Macklemore concert.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance
ALT: Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I finally watched Obsession and it was REALLY good.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good for them getting out of their houses and interacting with others. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic Eye Roll
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic Eye Roll
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love this for him!
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the fuck?!
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cherry Dr. Pepper tastes like cough medicine.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sigh.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wait a minute. I’ve been working all day. Thee Ms. Dolly Parton died??? Have we not been through enough?
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wish I was young enough to be a stripper.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang needs to get got.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m so sick of people.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looks douchey.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I truly don’t understand the point of this.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damn. Poor girl.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm 8 years sober today! Woohoo! Go me!
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had to check if Yoko Ono died. She did not.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am so fucking tired that I forgot to put coffee in the coffemaker again. This keeps happening.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely do NOT cick on any videos with Perez Hilton this morning. A matter of fact, completely mute his name. He's an awful person, but I truly hope he gets some help.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Why are they shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood?
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I accidentally bought chunky peanut butter and it’s going to ruin my entire week. Why would you do this to peanut butter?
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’ve got to stop eating popcorn in bed. It’s all over the place.
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Cissypants @cissypants.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Homelander Disappointed Look
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