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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Happy birthday, America. You piss me off sometimes, but I’ll always love you.🇺🇸

Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We have three baby Stellar Jays that were pushed out of their nest. They have apparently decided to hop around our yard while figuring out the whole flying thing. Stellar jays recognize faces and hold grudges. So, I for one welcome our new corvid overlords.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I am a descendant of a long line of wreath women. We are drawn to them on instinct, it’s in our blood. I think this Pride wreath is my favorite though.🌈🌈

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

It’s been awesome to get caught up in FIFA World Cup fever. I am thoroughly enjoying watching all of the fans of different countries so excited for their team. I will also likely not watch a single game.🤷🏻‍♀️

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My fellow pharmacists, does anyone else leave some of their CE to finish until the last minute? Then while getting it done you swear to yourself that won’t do this again next time? But 2 years later, there you are? #pharmsky

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

We Alaskans love our plants in summer. Especially ones who love the shade. Shooting stars and lungwort are staples in the shady parts of my yard. But shooting stars bloom so early. They’re like “well, check that off my list” and they disappear until next summer. Lungwort gives flowers all summer.🙂🌸

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My lovely Anchorage mutuals, batten down the hatches and charge your devices. I mean, you don’t want to be on low battery if the power goes out. Then what do you do? Interact with your family?

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Every night when my wife goes up to bed she gives a good night kiss and says “don’t stay up too late.” Spoiler alert: I stay up too late. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Every year my wife and I say we are going to scale back the flowers. And then the next summer comes and……

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Strait of Hormuz needs to open before June 1. We ain’t worrying about straits during Pride.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Last day of school tomorrow. I thought these would make nice teacher gifts. Great teachers are a blessing.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I think overtime in NHL games is fundamentally unprofessional. I mean, you have 60 minutes to figure things out, boys. What do you mean you need more time? You get paid a lot of money for not hitting your deadline this often.😡 I want to watch The Pitt, dammit.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I’m pretty sure these were mislabeled. Hydrangeas for $7? Well, don’t mind if I do! Thank you, Walmart. For my Anchorage peeps, Walmart Dimond. Happy Spring!

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My sister in law bought this magnet for me. It makes me feel so seen.😎

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

There’s a special place in Hell for people who throw a used up pen back in the junk drawer.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I was drying the dogs off when I got distracted. I came back to finish drying her and found her like this. I know you can judge a dog’s intelligence by if you put a towel on their head if they shake it off or not. What does standing their wagging their tail with a towel on their head mean?

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I remember spending about $25 for a ticket to Lollapalooza in 1992. (It was iconic) In 2025 terms that’s around $70. A 1 day ticket to 2026 festival is $200. So what took me 6 hours work(fed min wage) to save for in 1992 would take someone 21 hours in 2025. Kids can’t afford to have fun.😡😡

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“Look at them yo yo’s That’s the way you do it.” 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Rolling up to the club like a badass. Even if it’s the Costco club.😎😎😎

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I’m 54 and my mom still sends me an Easter basket. 🐇 This year I got these beauties. I am a bit of a Peep fan.🐥

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Olive went to the doggy salon today. She insisted I take before and after photos so she could post it for her followers. She went for a Spring/Summer look this time. Apparently she’s feeling rather optimistic.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

This is a grown person’s junk drawer. Carefully curated after years and years of experience. You could storm a beach head just using the items in here.🤓 Behold. It’s glorious. Yes, I’m a Virgo. Why do you ask?

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If I go through a drive through & get fries, I always throw a few out for the ravens. Leftover lunch?To the ravens. When the corvids finally decide to evolve into their final form & take over the world,I shall be in good standing. I, for one, welcome our corvid overlords. All hail the Raven Queen!

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I don’t think people fully understand the disruptions that the war in Iran will cause. As a pharmacist,I worry about supply chain disruptions. 99% of all active drugs start w/petroleum feedstock. India is primary producer. And they get large % of oil out of ME. I’m having sleepless nights.😳

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I’ve been listening to a lot of 60’s and 70’s anti war music. This song ….🥺

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

What sorcery is this? They smell and taste like a Pop Tart.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Attention Anchorage folks. If you haven’t been to Athena’s Sweets yet you are missing out on a cute little local place to get a sweet treat. This is the Fruity Pebble bubble waffle. You heard me right. Bubbie waffle. So delicious. Absolutely worth the calories. Give your locals your $$!

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

My wife of 30 years loves plants in the house. But I don’t. I have a thing about dirt in the house. It stresses me out. I can’t explain why. But,we came to a compromise. The plants could be in one area of the house and a manageable number. I’ve come to like our little plant corner.Dirt and all.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Venezuela played lights out tonight. The World Baseball Classic was just the tonic I needed to get through this crazy time. Venezuela,USA, Dominican Republic, Italy, Japan, Korea….all the countries gave us a show! #WorldBaseballClassic2026

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Anyone here remember listening to Dr Demento’s radio show? The music was always so delightfully bizarre. My brother was more into it than i was. I miss good radio shows. Click and Clack was a good one. I also loved Coast to Coast AM. They were routine of “I want to believe.”

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

These are the two new profile pic options I’ve created for Twitter. Gotta blend in with the MAGA.🙄 Will my screen name prove to be a problem, you ask? Nope.That’s where my charm comes in.😉 Which profile pic screams lesbian, but open to fascism? 🇺🇸🦅 1. 2.

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

My colleague sent me this photo of her rescue dog on his way home after getting neutered: The layers of cute…….

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

It’s that time of year. Where I think about the man who stopped me in Fred Meyer and asked me for help finding something. He was looking for cream of tartar. He was in the condiments aisle. Bless him. To all the men sent to the store at Christmas time:

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Cis Lesbian Grandma @cislesbiangrandma.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The Wisconsin relatives coming through with the squeaky cheese! Have you seen the price for cheese curds at grocery store? Small 4 ounce container is like $7. I’m cheese rich!!!

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