Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I just got quoted $4,500 to get a family of raccoons out of my living room wall. Welcome home big baby puddin snatcher. 110
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Who’s ready for the fuck-Drake-a-thon? You know I am. 130
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I met a lady who was also buying urinary tract specialty cat food at the store and it felt a lot like meeting myself 20 years in the future. Let it be known that I’m still hot in my early 50s 👍 060
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Bottled up Parakeet for the first time this year. She’s such a beauty and this time I added antioxidants. Hopefully we can retain this gorgeous natural color 070
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 02/02/2025What a fuckin January to do dry January for the first time, eh? 160
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I do really like the artwork on this bottle though 🫧 0100
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 27/01/2025A bunch of people have emailed me, written in order comments, DMed me on various platforms…and I concede. I will bring back Street Racer this spring. BUT YOU BETTER BUY IT. 💪🏻👀 050
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025This was one of the most surreal moments of the testing phase on this fragrance. A person (with a very good nose 😉) was able to read what I was going for nearly exactly. Coming in entirely blind. Incredible. 3120
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025They really weren’t kidding when they said “permanent adhesive” 050
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I have seen a couple pretty scathing reviews for Landscaper Fan-Fic (a perfume I make). Saying it’s “too masculine.” The concept of the fragrance is himbo from a romance novel weeds your garden, so idk what you want from me, Becca. 4100
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Oh just add a tiny bit of natural coloring to your perfume, she said….It’ll be fun, she said. Radioactive ass baja blast lookin juice 🤣🤣🤣 3140
Reposted by Zoey @CirrusMiranda 👃 @mirandasniffs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I have smelled a very close version of this and the reviews are in: GET YOUR NOSE ON THIS ASAP!! The marble note is remarkable. A romantic fig scent that has me yearning to walk barefoot, a candle’s glow lighting my way, through a castle’s overgrown sculpture garden. 10000/10 no notes 1121
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 18/01/2025NEW FRAGRANCE ALERT!🚨 ENFORCED MODESTY Coming January 24th Notes: Fig leaf, ripening fig, marble, laurel wreaths, purple lilac, ivy, green mandarin, and creeping thyme 3181
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Nose training kits that were preordered for January will start shipping out tomorrow. 😁🩵 350
Zoey @Cirrus @cirrusparfum.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Can we talk about interest intersections in the perfume community? I have seen more fountain pen lovers here than nearly anywhere else and I’m loving it. May we all write beautifully and sustainably forever. 060