Ari @circuit.garden · 08/07/2026If a tree falls in the forest and no one makes an outage ticket does it make an actionable metric? 010
Ari @circuit.garden · 19/05/2026No one remembers their shorter lived motto, "don't be weevil" (Removed due to complaints from their internal bug reporting department) 030
Ari @circuit.garden · 16/05/2026They still made them with optical drives up until 2022, here's one with an 11th gen Intel CPU. Oh and of course, VGA output 040
Ari @circuit.garden · 13/05/2026The commandments of the twitter bible: Thou shalt be yourself Thou shalt provide good content Thou shalt engage and interact with people 010
Ari @circuit.garden · 23/10/2025Fortinet removed their "Homosexuality" web filter category in 2011 due to WOKE www.aclu.org/press-releas... 020
Ari @circuit.garden · 18/10/2025It's kind of hard to tell, I had a really strong internal monologue as a kid but not so much since I got a smartphone. 020
Ari @circuit.garden · 29/09/2025If you want women's steel caps, you can have any colour you want so long as it's PINK 120
Ari @circuit.garden · 14/04/2025Critical support to Alan Parsons for doing some of the best sound engineering work in the industry, with names like Pink Floyd and the Beatles and Steven Wilson, and then promptly retreating to a mountaintop evil villain lair / recording studio 010
Ari @circuit.garden · 17/12/2024I choose to believe this is an inexplicably metal Power over Ethernet logo 0113
