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@circuit.garden
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Ari @circuit.garden · 23/08/2026
The insatiable desire for more content VS The ineffable desire to BE content
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Ari @circuit.garden · 18/08/2026
What you are referring to as Java, is in fact not a programming language unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning Java Enterprise System made useful by utilities such as the JVM (Jail for Vulnerable Muckware), JDK (Jargon Debugging Kit), and most importantly NetBeans.
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Ari @circuit.garden · 11/08/2026
I hate that lactose tolerance was a pre-order bonus Buying the lactase battle pass every season sucks
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Ari @circuit.garden · 08/07/2026
If a tree falls in the forest and no one makes an outage ticket does it make an actionable metric?
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Ari @circuit.garden · 08/07/2026
They should rename cotton on body to cotton off since all the garments are made of plastic
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Ari @circuit.garden · 06/07/2026
I bought a towbar & on the order tracking page it features other related listings Not once does it suggest a tow ball, or wiring harness. Instead it's dozens of other towbars, for models of cars I don't own and have never searched for. Who is this for?? I feel online shopping sites always do this
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Ari @circuit.garden · 06/07/2026
What if they made a full body tracking VR dancing game. Like Beat Saber meets Just Dance
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Ari @circuit.garden · 03/06/2026
How did I only just realise that metal as a music genre is named as a response to rock (as in stone)
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Ari @circuit.garden · 23/05/2026
Everything useful produced by LLMs is just a tiny glimpse into my radical copyleft paradise, minus the oversight of a skilled curator
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Ari @circuit.garden · 19/05/2026
No one remembers their shorter lived motto, "don't be weevil" (Removed due to complaints from their internal bug reporting department)
Mr. Wee Ville, PhD
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Ari @circuit.garden · 15/05/2026
New CPU day
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Ari @circuit.garden · 13/05/2026
The commandments of the twitter bible: Thou shalt be yourself Thou shalt provide good content Thou shalt engage and interact with people
How to twitter for business success by Nicky Kriel (2013)Be yourself
Provide good content
Engage and interact with people
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Ari @circuit.garden · 10/05/2026
ESP8266 > ESP32 > nRF52840 We have been blessed with so many wonderful microcontrollers
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Ari @circuit.garden · 07/05/2026
My favourite thing about the adage: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway" Is that the part that dates it, isnt the magnetic tapes, but the station wagon.
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Ari @circuit.garden · 05/05/2026
Did you hear about the latest data leak controversy? They discovered a group of operators that have been receiving special signals to allow third parties to manipulate the flow of data. People are dubbing it "logic-gate"
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Ari @circuit.garden · 23/10/2025
Fortinet removed their "Homosexuality" web filter category in 2011 due to WOKE www.aclu.org/press-releas...
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Ari @circuit.garden · 21/10/2025
LastFM is letterboxd for audioph*les
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Ari @circuit.garden · 15/10/2025
Unless medicine for the ultra rich has some scary developments in the next few decades, I WILL live to see Elon Musk die alone and that's a nice thought
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Ari @circuit.garden · 08/10/2025
Sorry I'm late to work, there was so much traffic on my commute to the home office this morning
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Ari @circuit.garden · 01/10/2025
*insulting a white collar urbanite* Yer just a no-good, slack-brained yuppie!
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Ari @circuit.garden · 29/09/2025
If you want women's steel caps, you can have any colour you want so long as it's PINK
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Ari @circuit.garden · 28/09/2025
French girl addressing her wound "La boo-boo"
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Ari @circuit.garden · 25/09/2025
In order to verify that you've been really really good this year, Santa now requires 3+ signed character references
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Ari @circuit.garden · 22/09/2025
Business card but it's actually just a cute sticker, with your contact details printed on the backing. No use for my card? Enjoy the free art!
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Ari @circuit.garden · 10/09/2025
Thank you little funny blotter tabs
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Ari @circuit.garden · 09/09/2025
If your opponent doesn't return your serve that means they left you on delivered 🏸
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Ari @circuit.garden · 09/09/2025
It's really easy to bypass a firewall. Instead of using a default route, use an escape route instead
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 31/08/2025
Photo of a rack with Sun Microsystems servers with a text "I wish you a happy *Sun*day! Brew up some Java to start your SPARCtacular day" and two images of Duke, the mascot of Java, inserted on top of the photo. The first image is a 3D render of Duke hoding a teapot with Java logo on it and is giving a thumbs up. The second image is a drawing of Duke having a bath in a cup of coffee.
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Ari @circuit.garden · 05/09/2025
Network jitter is actually just your appliance stuttering. The retransmitted packets give it the same cadence: T-too m-ma-many p-packets >~<
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kittyposting @mrrp.pet · 05/09/2025
mrrreow:3
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Ari @circuit.garden · 04/09/2025
Clown tgirl who gets insecure over her size 18 shoes
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Ari @circuit.garden · 02/09/2025
She's not narcoleptic she's nekoleptic 🐈 (prone to cat naps and big stretches)
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Ari @circuit.garden · 28/08/2025
I added icing!
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Ari @circuit.garden · 25/08/2025
If you were a garden I'd pull out the stakes Wild and ugly Thorny growths split brick Impossible to traverse You wilt under your own wait A ravenous thirst To obliterate worst laid plans More than it's worth to fix Let's throw it all in the skip I'm sick of struggling To keep you sick
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Ari @circuit.garden · 20/08/2025
Australian localized version of Duvet by Boa called Doona
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Ari @circuit.garden · 17/08/2025
Bush Tucker is the Aussie slang version of carpet muncher
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Ari @circuit.garden · 17/08/2025
I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my funny up I gotta get my-
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Ari @circuit.garden · 08/08/2025
The TV, I saw, I saw it uhhh, flouresce
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saraaaaaaaa 💽 @sarascafe.lenowo.org · 07/08/2025
screenshot of serial experiments lain where lain is upgrading her navi with the caption "i'm fine as long as i'm constanly distracted"
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Ari @circuit.garden · 08/08/2025
The only meaningful consumer item to have dropped significantly in cost over the last 10 years is 50"+ TVs
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
hello friend. last night i sent you a short form video in the private message function of three seperate apps. good luck heart reacting all of them in time. your life depends on it.
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Ari @circuit.garden · 30/07/2025
At the earwax removal clinic and the receptionist wouldn't speak up when I couldn't hear her 🥹
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Ari @circuit.garden · 29/07/2025
Getting schlorped and grappled by the university robotics team
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Ari @circuit.garden · 22/07/2025
The details of desire diminish When wanton wants are wrought Misdirection misses the mark So think thoroughly about thy thought
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Ari @circuit.garden · 21/07/2025
The cloud is not on the sky But it is in the air It lives under your feet And follows you there When you travel the streets As long as you're near To it's silent heartbeat It listens and speaks
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Ari @circuit.garden · 20/07/2025
My girlfriend claims I force-felined her Let the record state I never forced her to do anything. She joined me of her own free will
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Ari @circuit.garden · 20/07/2025
*smoking a Costco sized joint* so like yeah bulk consumerism is ruining society
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Ari @circuit.garden · 20/07/2025
Glue tunes, also known as post horsecore
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Ari @circuit.garden · 16/07/2025
Went on the heroes journey (went home from work and did nothing) and restored peace to the land (reminded myself I'm more than an employee)
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Ari @circuit.garden · 15/07/2025
My mind is a palace of problems, with a court of cortisol, serving a desperate despot
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