The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Our kittens are six months old today! This is Cashew, the only girl. She's a beautiful torbie with a big, bushy tail. We used to think of them as temporary houseguests; now they're family. #cats #kittens 061
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If we're going to re-examine decades-old immigration papers, as a prelude to denaturalizing some unlikable woman, let's start with a certain Slovene, an escort and nude model who somehow obtained an "Einstein" visa. #DeportMelania 000
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's October and this is Texas, so of course there's an oversized ZZ Top skeleton down the street from us. 🤪 #Halloween #ZZTop 000
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You're killin' me, Texas. Killin' me. #CFB #HookEm #RedRiverRivalry 010
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"If I have to wait five more minutes for my mid-morning treats, there's going to be hell to pay." #cats #caturday 020
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison 1164628869
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BREAKING WaPo: Major League Baseball has abandoned a proposal to build a ballpark in Wyoming's Grand Teton National Park.washingtonpost.comMLB drops proposal to host a baseball game at Grand Teton National ParkAfter The Washington Post reported on the proposal, local leaders sent letters to the Trump administration and the MLB commissioner expressing strong opposition. 1292365427
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, there's always next year. No fair-weather fan here; I support the Cubs in good times and bad. Good luck to the Padres, who were excellent in every way. #Cubs #MLB #FlytheW 020
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No. Fuck no. I expect this type of thinking from Trump and his followers, but who is the fuckwit in MLB who proposed this, and what is his/her home address? Asking for a friend. #MLB #NationalParkswashingtonpost.comTrump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton National ParkMajor League Baseball contacted the administration about hosting a game in a national park, with an agency official scouting Grand Teton as a possible location. 020
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026😀 Cubs are in the playoffs! 😟 First 2-3 games in San Diego; won't start until 9:00 Central time. #Cubs #MLB #FlytheW 020
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm watching "War Games" on TV and feeling very old. Matthew Broderick has a monochrome monitor, dot-matrix printer and dial-up modem. As I used to. And he does research on Falken by going to a library, looking at microfilm and thumbing through the card catalog. As I used to. #Filmsky #WarGames 010
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm relieved Diaper Don didn't shuffle down to the field and show the country how little he knows about college football. On the other hand, having Johnny Knoxville and Pat McAfee on the set at the same time is pure Idiocracy. #CollegeGameDay 010
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Freddie is the handsomest boy. And, happily, a good stepfather to the kittens who recently joined our family. Not jealous of them at all. They're playmates, not rivals. #cats #caturday 082
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If Pedophile Trump wanders onto the College Game Day set in Knoxville today, I'll never watch ESPN again. Never. #CollegeGameDay #FuckTrump 020
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Chill on the sill! Two of our kittens, Cashew and her brother Paulie, recharging their batteries on the kitchen window sill. #cats #catsky 060
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Mark my words: if the MSM continue to ignore Trump's public events, he will stage another assassination attempt, to show them the error of their ways. #FreePress #FuckTrump 011
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Birds of a feather. Cartoon by Dave Granlund: www.facebook.com/DAVEGRANLUND 000
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump’s original plan for the triumphal arch was to allow tourists and tour groups to go up to the top where there would be an observation area. Now it is apparently going to be an area for snipers. Or is it both snipers and tour groups together? 3502360507
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Impeach Kriegsminister Pete Hegseth. Convict him. Prevent him from ever again holding federal office. Then do the same for Blanche, Kash, Markwayne, RFK Jr., and the architect of this whole shitshow, Russell Vought. #ImpeachThemAll #Hegseth 110
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Holy shit! Texas, down by 17 at the half, rallies to beat Ohio State 24-23 in Austin. Equally enjoyable: Texas fans disrupt a pregame interview with a certain US Senator by chanting, "Ted Cruz sucks!" #CancunCruz #HookEm 021
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Never forget that on 9/11, after the collapse of the Twin Towers, Donald Trump gloated on local TV that he now owned the tallest building in Lower Manhattan. He's not a hero. He's a fucking sociopath. #FuckTrump #NeverForget 000
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Twenty-five years ago today, I watched as a skyscraper, atop which I had walked as a teenager, fell to the ground, the result of a terrorist attack. Its twin tower collapsed soon thereafter. I'll never forget the confusion, the horror and the sadness of that awful day. #NeverForget #TwinTowers 001
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Was so busy worrying about climate change I forgot about the possibility that AI might kill us all first  981819278
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Freddie practices day and night with one goal: qualifying for the Olympic diving team in 2028. He even sleeps in the pike position. #cats #caturday #diving 060
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We lost Dolly and Gloria in back-to-back weeks. Meanwhile that fat Adderall snorting cheeseburger guzzling child rapist is still waddling around. There is no God and nobody can convince me otherwise. 621046179
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Feeding time at the zoo. Our kittens (Tony, Cashew and Paulie) line up for the breakfast buffet. #cats #caturday 061
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor. 511175593890
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've always said she was an angel sent from heaven. Now she's returned home. #RIPDollyParton #WhyHerNotHim 000
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I work at an animal shelter, so my shoes (and the rest of my clothes) smell like dogs. Our kitten Cashew never has seen a dog, but she likes the way they smell. The scent of canines sends her into dreamland. #cats #caturday 061
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Kate McKinnon return to SNL to play Natalie please. 1816133753
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Crazy idea: Spend money on supplies for our well-trained and modestly paid sailors, not on electric shock gloves for poorly trained and overpaid ICE agents. 381741346
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Our black panther Tony and his siblings turned four months old this week. The night they were born, they were blind, greasy little things, totally dependent on their mother (and us). Now they're beautiful, curious kittens who love pets and scratches. They're perfect. #cats #caturday 050
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonJohn Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Karoline Leavitt is leaving her job to spend more time with her young children, who one day will grow up and realize their mother repeatedly disgraced and humiliated herself for a vile, incoherent rapist, while justifying the harm of millions of people. Super work, mom! 57962191
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Let's hope that, during the next storm, a big bolt of lightning "almost" burns him to a crisp. 000
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026On August 8, 1974, Pres. Nixon resigned, due in part to information uncovered by an investigation of the U.S. Justice Department, and under pressure from congressional Republicans On August 8, 2026, Todd Blanche was confirmed by Senate Republicans, ensuring DOJ will never investigate Pres. Trump. 17660186
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We had our two male kittens neutered this week. Paulie Walnuts, in addition to missing his "walnuts," wants you to know he hates having to wear a donut. #cats #caturday 082
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Todd Blanche having his conformation vote at 4:00 AM tells you everything you need to know about how Republicans in Congress operate. They reserve their most toxic moves for the dead of night. 39097502936
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Happy 65th Birthday to the greatest president of my lifetime. Witty, smart, empathetic... and damn did he look good in a tan suit! #HappyBirthday #Obama 001
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We're allowing our rescue kittens to run around the house today, and the grande dame of our cat colony, 20-year-old Flaca, is not happy. "Damn kids!" #cats #caturday 040
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Max Miller: I am not dropping out of the race and I will win in November. And if anyone says otherwise, I will throw boiling water at them and break their children's collarbones. #MaxMiller #SheSaid 010
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonAndy Brown @andybrown1951.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Infant Tino's attempt to steal money from world football have resulted in his utter humiliation. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person and could not be better for football. He must go. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukFifa World Cup plans: Gianni Infantino scraps private investment proposal after widespread oppositionFootball's world governing body Fifa abandons plans to sell off stakes in its major competitions after widespread opposition to president Gianni Infantino's proposal. 1261844403
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026All 55 UEFA nations have unanimously agreed to boycott FIFA competitions if plans to sell stakes in the World Cup to private investors move forward. European football is drawing a line in the sand: the World Cup belongs to the players and fans. 274109172111
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 30/07/2026One of my favorite YouTube music videos: Glen Hansard performing "Falling Slowly" at the Royal Albert Hall in 2014. Accompanied by Lisa Hannigan on vocals and John Sheahan on fiddle. #RIPGlenHansardshare.googleGlen Hansard & Lisa Hannigan : Falling Slowly (HD) Live Royal Albert Hall 2014Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. 000
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm shattered, absolutely shattered, to learn that Irish musician Glen Hansard has died at age 56. Most Americans would know him from the films "The Commitments" and "Once." He won an Oscar for co-writing the song "Falling Slowly," from the latter movie. #RIPGlenHansard 000
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonLady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Joe Biden is a good man who spent the majority of his life in service to others Donald Trump is a cunt 1322126328
The Happy Curmudgeon @churlishfigure.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Help! I'm about to be attacked by a small tiger! He'll bite me with his needle-sharp teeth and scratch me with his razor-sharp claws. But soon enough he'll tire, slide into the gap between my torso and arm, and fall asleep. #cats #caturday 070
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonJust Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There were no airstrikes in Iran last night. Trump was too busy bombing at the WHCA dinner. 311571245
Reposted by The Happy CurmudgeonMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/07/2026Spain edited Trump out of its celebratory photo. 539141962761