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@chungf.xyz
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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.

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​ @chungf.xyz · 12/10/2026
諗咗陣點解… 原來真係有關係
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/10/2026
All I have to say about this feature:
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/10/2026
咁樣解係好易明但萬一我用嘅係原子筆呢?
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/10/2026
Now older and wiser 🚬
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​ @chungf.xyz · 01/10/2026
當你以為 Acrobat、Edge 同埋 Chrome 各有自己一個 updater 喺度行緊好嘥資源:
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​ @chungf.xyz · 01/10/2026
坐到飯枱旁邊自然就有等開飯嘅樣
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​ @chungf.xyz · 30/09/2026
Priorities
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/09/2026
唔好針!
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​ @chungf.xyz · 26/09/2026
大鼻兔/長耳 bell
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​ @chungf.xyz · 24/09/2026
i.e. 地盤狗地盤 www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 24/09/2026
#TIL: Wood wide web ಠ︿ಠ
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​ @chungf.xyz · 22/09/2026
今日呆望住 Pho 個 logo 望咗好耐然後開始有幻覺
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​ @chungf.xyz · 22/09/2026
My head hurts 😵‍💫
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​ @chungf.xyz · 17/09/2026
無人觸摸似廢堆
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​ @chungf.xyz · 17/09/2026
今日派 engine 迎新福袋… it be like: You get a box! You get a box! You get a box! You get a box!
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​ @chungf.xyz · 16/09/2026
自從用晒數碼相機同電話影相之後都冇機會再接觸過嘅… 腐片 食落就係抽乾水嘅齋鹵味,脆得嚟極口乾
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​ @chungf.xyz · 15/09/2026
新學年暫時平均一個星期要走一次火警…… 唯有畀 fire warden 點完人頭之後行住公園等佢熄警鐘
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​ @chungf.xyz · 14/09/2026
間公司幾 geeky,用 regex 嚟教人可以入乜嘢字元
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​ @chungf.xyz · 14/09/2026
Microwave conference 恐怕都係畀埋啲叮叮飯
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​ @chungf.xyz · 12/09/2026
唔建議採摘
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​ @chungf.xyz · 11/09/2026
不斷革命
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​ @chungf.xyz · 09/09/2026
Playing both sides today (@ The Cow & Sow in Bristol) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 08/09/2026
「飲唔飲鹹茶呀」 「下午茶?」
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​ @chungf.xyz · 08/09/2026
How did I end up in this anti-science establishment?
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/09/2026
I broke Snoop Dogg ☹️
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/09/2026
是日小成就係將隻手套晾成噉
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​ @chungf.xyz · 05/09/2026
係想招人定嚇人
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​ @chungf.xyz · 05/09/2026
去埋 BoE 死對頭打金佬工業學院 (@ Goldsmiths University of London in New Cross, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Good luck with that, Sammy
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
別人笑我 Din Tai Fung,我笑包皮看不穿 (@ Din Tai Fung in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Exquisite space for a candlelight concert, but I guess proseccos are out? (@ St Martin-in-the-Fields in London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
兩個肥佬迎頭過就算打側身都會肚腩棘肚腩 (@ Brydges Place in London, UK) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
偏偏唔食米線、轉菜底 😤 (@ Yun Gui Chuan Rice Noodle 雲貴川港式米線 in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
#飛咁遠咪又係 系列:TfL 九巴客務站
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
尋日的,但而家有時間而家 post
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
I’m so out of practice 🫠 但其實 in practice 時都唔好得幾多 🫠 (@ Dr Johnson's House in London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Samuel Johnson 隻貓。至於點解有蠔殼,啲字嘅解釋係話隻貓鍾意食蠔(冇進一步資料講明係 French Belon 還是 Irish Rock 還是乜) (@ Gough Square in City of London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
到了英倫銀行也要搭雞棚的日子,我來進貢一支 Baileys Irish Cream (@ Bank of England in City of London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
做咗今日份的沾 (@ Shugetsu Tsukemen in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
♫ 國安正打掃 敬軒在起舞 噢 噢 噢 (@ Omotesando Koffee in Fitzrovia, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 03/09/2026
是日觀光:去 Google Maps search “Leinster Gardens House Facades”,地圖上會見到一個冇建築物嘅大咕窿,但去到現場你會見到條街好似建築物連綿不斷,但其實係假㗎!佈景嚟㗎咋! 去後面條街望返轉頭就會見到有啲工字鐵撐住一道薄牆,而佢嘅作用係用嚟遮住下面條 Central Line 路軌。
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​ @chungf.xyz · 02/09/2026
我知呢個 % 係「幾多 % 概率有超過某毫米降雨」,但有時都會諗第二啲 % 會唔會比較貼近市民生活,例如: • 你件衫幾多 % 濕 • 拎住雪糕行街會有幾多 % 變水 • 同老細講屋企外面水浸返唔到工、佢信你幾多 %
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​ @chungf.xyz · 31/08/2026
And you thought hyalophagists are extreme 當你以為食玻璃神乎其技
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​ @chungf.xyz · 30/08/2026
🐩:行個街都話驚曬親對眼要戴 cap 帽又驚踩到泥濘要著鞋乜乜七七 XYZ&@!%$
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/08/2026
上次行過探佢哋明明冇刷得咁乾淨
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​ @chungf.xyz · 23/08/2026
簡單啲講「今年都射唔出」就 OK
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​ @chungf.xyz · 23/08/2026
驟眼睇以為擺佢喺紅黑色橡皮艇,原來係個人嚟!!!(同埋睇神情似乎對搜救服務滿意)
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​ @chungf.xyz · 23/08/2026
茶走不能解決所有問題,但可以紓緩大多數問題
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​ @chungf.xyz · 16/08/2026
🤔:咁究竟點先可以有效地畀全部人一個預警? 💡:預先 send 個 alert 話嚟緊有個 alert!!!
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​ @chungf.xyz · 13/08/2026
Trump tax: $0.27 💸
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