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@chungf.xyz
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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.

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​ @chungf.xyz · 12h
Now older and wiser 🚬
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​ @chungf.xyz · 03/10/2026
見出面陰陰天,就會著件跣水衫先出門口。 但又會孭埋背囊、裏面有把遮。 遮係落雨時遮住背囊,唔使揼濕;背囊係未落雨時袋住遮、唔使徒手拎。 咁你可能會問:咁最簡單咪兩樣都唔拎,煩少樣。 咁又唔得~ 話唔定一陣買嘢,咪冇得袋住。 所以我會孭埋背囊、裏面有把遮。 遮係落雨時遮住背囊,唔使揼濕;背囊係未落雨時袋住遮… 同埋話唔定會買嘢嘅潛在可能。
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​ @chungf.xyz · 01/10/2026
當你以為 Acrobat、Edge 同埋 Chrome 各有自己一個 updater 喺度行緊好嘥資源:
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​ @chungf.xyz · 01/10/2026
坐到飯枱旁邊自然就有等開飯嘅樣
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​ @chungf.xyz · 30/09/2026
Priorities
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​ @chungf.xyz · 29/09/2026
Was walking through a garden when I noticed light flickering from inside bushes. And then heard voices talking. It was just two students having somehow squeezed their way into some hollow space behind the bushes, and using their phones in there. But got me thinking about what Moses really saw 🤔
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/09/2026
唔好針!
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/09/2026
當人哋只係調味輕手啲你就話人家庭式… 或者只係你追求緊工業級
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​ @chungf.xyz · 26/09/2026
♫ 今天只有殘留的蝦殼!迎接剝蝦歲月!九節蝦要點豉~油
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​ @chungf.xyz · 26/09/2026
大鼻兔/長耳 bell
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​ @chungf.xyz · 24/09/2026
i.e. 地盤狗地盤 www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 24/09/2026
#TIL: Wood wide web ಠ︿ಠ
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​ @chungf.xyz · 23/09/2026
之前有個師傅教落:公司走火警時擸數簿最緊要擸邊啲呀?當然係首要擸晒啲 accounts receivable 先。所以今日其中一項工作係要催啲寄咗貨畀我哋但冇 invoice 嘅供應商快啲出返 invoice,做落硬係覺得怪怪地。
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​ @chungf.xyz · 22/09/2026
今日呆望住 Pho 個 logo 望咗好耐然後開始有幻覺
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​ @chungf.xyz · 22/09/2026
My head hurts 😵‍💫
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​ @chungf.xyz · 20/09/2026
開學後首個週末嘅 Lidl 好似崇光感謝祭
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​ @chungf.xyz · 17/09/2026
無人觸摸似廢堆
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​ @chungf.xyz · 17/09/2026
今日派 engine 迎新福袋… it be like: You get a box! You get a box! You get a box! You get a box!
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​ @chungf.xyz · 16/09/2026
自從用晒數碼相機同電話影相之後都冇機會再接觸過嘅… 腐片 食落就係抽乾水嘅齋鹵味,脆得嚟極口乾
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​ @chungf.xyz · 15/09/2026
新學年暫時平均一個星期要走一次火警…… 唯有畀 fire warden 點完人頭之後行住公園等佢熄警鐘
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​ @chungf.xyz · 14/09/2026
間公司幾 geeky,用 regex 嚟教人可以入乜嘢字元
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​ @chungf.xyz · 14/09/2026
Microwave conference 恐怕都係畀埋啲叮叮飯
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​ @chungf.xyz · 12/09/2026
唔建議採摘
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​ @chungf.xyz · 11/09/2026
不斷革命
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​ @chungf.xyz · 09/09/2026
Playing both sides today (@ The Cow & Sow in Bristol) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 08/09/2026
「飲唔飲鹹茶呀」 「下午茶?」
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​ @chungf.xyz · 08/09/2026
How did I end up in this anti-science establishment?
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/09/2026
I broke Snoop Dogg ☹️
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​ @chungf.xyz · 06/09/2026
是日小成就係將隻手套晾成噉
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​ @chungf.xyz · 05/09/2026
係想招人定嚇人
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​ @chungf.xyz · 05/09/2026
去埋 BoE 死對頭打金佬工業學院 (@ Goldsmiths University of London in New Cross, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Good luck with that, Sammy
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
別人笑我 Din Tai Fung,我笑包皮看不穿 (@ Din Tai Fung in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Exquisite space for a candlelight concert, but I guess proseccos are out? (@ St Martin-in-the-Fields in London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
兩個肥佬迎頭過就算打側身都會肚腩棘肚腩 (@ Brydges Place in London, UK) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
偏偏唔食米線、轉菜底 😤 (@ Yun Gui Chuan Rice Noodle 雲貴川港式米線 in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
#飛咁遠咪又係 系列:TfL 九巴客務站
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
尋日的,但而家有時間而家 post
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
I’m so out of practice 🫠 但其實 in practice 時都唔好得幾多 🫠 (@ Dr Johnson's House in London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
Samuel Johnson 隻貓。至於點解有蠔殼,啲字嘅解釋係話隻貓鍾意食蠔(冇進一步資料講明係 French Belon 還是 Irish Rock 還是乜) (@ Gough Square in City of London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
到了英倫銀行也要搭雞棚的日子,我來進貢一支 Baileys Irish Cream (@ Bank of England in City of London, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
做咗今日份的沾 (@ Shugetsu Tsukemen in London, England) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 04/09/2026
♫ 國安正打掃 敬軒在起舞 噢 噢 噢 (@ Omotesando Koffee in Fitzrovia, Greater London) app.foursquare.com/share/checki...
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​ @chungf.xyz · 03/09/2026
是日觀光:去 Google Maps search “Leinster Gardens House Facades”,地圖上會見到一個冇建築物嘅大咕窿,但去到現場你會見到條街好似建築物連綿不斷,但其實係假㗎!佈景嚟㗎咋! 去後面條街望返轉頭就會見到有啲工字鐵撐住一道薄牆,而佢嘅作用係用嚟遮住下面條 Central Line 路軌。
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​ @chungf.xyz · 02/09/2026
我知呢個 % 係「幾多 % 概率有超過某毫米降雨」,但有時都會諗第二啲 % 會唔會比較貼近市民生活,例如: • 你件衫幾多 % 濕 • 拎住雪糕行街會有幾多 % 變水 • 同老細講屋企外面水浸返唔到工、佢信你幾多 %
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​ @chungf.xyz · 31/08/2026
And you thought hyalophagists are extreme 當你以為食玻璃神乎其技
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​ @chungf.xyz · 30/08/2026
🐩:行個街都話驚曬親對眼要戴 cap 帽又驚踩到泥濘要著鞋乜乜七七 XYZ&@!%$
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/08/2026
點解離島會冇人?
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/08/2026
上次行過探佢哋明明冇刷得咁乾淨
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​ @chungf.xyz · 27/08/2026
連同佢買件傢俬都轉過頭執咗! #執笠專員 無堅不摧無遠弗屆 www.johnpye.co.uk/david-philli...
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