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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 1h

Nothing of the sort, Knife. And that’s precisely why I’m taking you somewhere I can check you out and make sure you didn’t do anything phenomenally stupid. [[The trouble glint is knowing her better than she thinks. Not every wince can be hidden.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 2h

[[A slight grin and he leans in closer. A glint in his eyes spells trouble of one kind or another.]] Preposterous, even. Everyone knows he’s ungovernable on the best of days.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 14h

I suppose you didn’t in as many words. But calling me a joker, madam, wounds me greatly - and the association with Legend even moreso. Please think of my reputation before spreading such dreadful rumors!

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 15h

All I’m saying is that I’m being somewhat mistreated as a lab ape would be. All for the horrible crime of picking you up in a whimsical fashion!

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 22h

But hey, that’s one reason we work together so well, right? Because you’re the straight man in this comedy duo?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 23h

Hey, I have to sweep you off your feet sometimes, or else you’ll forget I can! [[He gives a broad grin, shifting her into a princess carry.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

📲 Thank you senpaitro I’ll pay you back!

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

📲 Older than Legend??? Senior discount must be nice. 🐒 Thank you for the advice. I assume you just have some in your office for situations like these?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

📲 I was kidding about the memories. Viv is actually the one that suggested I try it, ‘testing my immunity’ as she eloquently put it. Aaaand she’s the one I’d be drinking it with.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@nitroturk.bsky.social 📲 Do you have any more of your rocket fuel on hand? I have memories I don’t want to keep and drinking with coworkers sounds like the healthiest outlet that doesn’t involve me ending up in a ditch.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@turkanvivia.bsky.social 📲 Hey, you up? I have…a minor problem that shouldn’t wait. Well. It’s hard to explain. Call me if you can. Take your time to wake up first, not a rush job.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well…when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a hairstylist… It was twelve hours of hell foisted upon me as she learned everything she could about my hair by frankly, molesting my scalp. … She eventually had her salon closed down for one reason or another.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

//At the behest of a one Knife, peer pressure sometimes works and the least I can do is try to expand my horizons a bit. Even if all it is currently is responding to memes to break my own ice. Punkass @turkanvivia.bsky.social

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[Nunchaku takes the mirror, examining her handiwork with an impressed nod.]] I think it looks great…a bit out of my wheelhouse for sure, but much better than I had to worry about having inflicted upon me as a boy… [[He shudders slightly.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m not sure what all you’re doing back there, but please…just don’t make it look like I’m in a boy band, I really do not need the publicity. As far as joining up…yeah, I’m glad I did too.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[He stares off, thinking.]] It’s not normal for someone of my stature to have joined up with the Turks, but it was definitely a…worthwhile choice, I’d say.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[A warm smile creeps over his features.]] You know…I enjoy it when you call me that. It never feels sarcastic as I’ve come to expect…

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[His eyes close, another soft sigh escaping.]] I appreciate this…lets me decompress in safe hands, as it were.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[He sighs deeply, starting to relax.]] Thank you, Knife…

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[The wheel continues to spin as the thought of hissing at her comes to mind, before settling down and stewing.]] Such a light touch…

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[[Going through a roulette of emotions, the wheel happens to stop on a slight blush and a hushed, almost unheard…]] “Please. Work on getting it looking nicer…”

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As much as it pains me to say, outside of basic day-to-day care, yes…I get the tangles out and keep it from interfering with my work, but that’s about it. [[A slight wince, realizing once more that his upbringing is showing through.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[[ … A snort and a small chuckle.]] Do you have hairstyling training? Is that also a skill Legend taught you?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[[Wields a brush with malicious intent.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have horrible bed head and that’s the only thing people really know about me.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The chakuest chakuton of chakutons you’ve ever seen.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[[Nunchaku begins decorating the shared office space with appropriately spooky accoutrements.]] It’s officially the commencement of a new skeleton war. Better make the place look the part..! //You know Halloween is officially started when the lofi stream goes up! www.youtube.com/live/1-LpQek...

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We’re Turks. It Happens. [[He laughs again albeit quieter, almost bitterly.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[[He leans back into her, still smiling.]] We’re Turks, it happens. I’ve learned to trust your feelings, that’s why I went a bit more…extreme in my home defense.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I suppose that’s fair…you did shuffle me out of the house at a very odd time, after all. [[He leaned back up against the wall, waiting for the elevator to arrive.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[[Nunchaku sidles up to Knife, laughing softly.]] So we have time to see who need to see here before we leave…did you have any visits you needed to make?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[[Nunchaku opens his mouth slightly and flashes a sly, toothy grin before closing it, an aura of mirth surrounding him.]] As you wish.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wait. Yuffie? …/That/ Yuffie? [[He is immediately skeptical, remembering the last time he got food poisoning and wishing not to repeat it at all, ever.]] Was she…trained, at least?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That sounds amazing…hard to find good ones around Costa unfortunately. Plus, trip munchies are full in effect.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[[Nunchaku laughed quietly, eyeing the cat’s movements.]] Let’s just go, she’s getting impatient. Plus, the sooner we’re done here, the sooner we can leave.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[[He snorts, scooting so Sida can sidle in at cat-speed.]] I’m already in the elevator, do you want me to…walk out, turn around and moonwalk back in?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[[A nod as he moves into the elevator, holding it open with an elbow for Knife.]] Madam, your ride has arrived.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Those people would be wrong, of course. I’m definitely more of a cat person…despite what others have said about me being akin to a golden retriever… [[He sighed softly, eyeing the structure around him wearily.]] This place has always had an oppressive atmosphere, hasn’t it..?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How could you not like a cat like her? [[A small laugh as he adjusted the bags and began to move.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We aren’t going to bunk in the office like old times? That’s a welcome reprieve…those cots were hard on the back. Let’s hit the office, make it quick and then make our exit. Dealer’s choice on location, I don’t mind either way. I brought clothes for either occasion.

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You take care of the cat, I’ll worry about the bags…where am I taking these, anyway? [[Nunchaku yawns, stretching his shoulders a bit.]] It’s been a while since I’ve been to this torment obelisk…

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[[An eye flicks open and an arm stretches out, catching her from falling further with little effort.]] There’s a reason I sleep light, you know…you alright, pilot?

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Aye-aye, ma’am! [[He laughs and slowly slips into a half-doze, notorious for light sleeping.]]

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Nunchaku @chukachukachoochoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[[A small snort escapes as he stretches and reclines.]] A proper chauffeur for a proper emissary.

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