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@nitroturk.bsky.social
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Ex-Turk faked her death and has returned from Wutai as a mechanic Role play parody account for ffvii

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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 53m
Yeah not really… better me than the department at the time though
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 7h
No. But Shinra should still pay me
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 10h
I should be getting paid too
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 12h
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Peanuts Charlie Brown Says Good Grief
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
And if you can handle one drink that is amazing and I am proud of you for recognizing your strength and limitations.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
Knife…. Do you need a cold shower?
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
That is what most who relapse say…
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
So instead…. I’m going to grill some steaks…. And ribs… and maybe try and plan a new robot to unleash on the Turks
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
My sobriety does not like you Dagger
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
Is sorely tempted to have a drink…
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
Wouldn’t that be a kick to the balls. Go work for the woman who told your SOLDIER program No. For pennies.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 13h
I have an opening at my shop for a shit shoveler
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 14h
Think before you drink
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 16h
Non alcoholic
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 20h
If Rufus dies, I’m relapsing 
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well it was there momentarily
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peace and quiet
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go to Anvivia… just. Kid. Dont get yourself in trouble
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Sephiroth of this time lost his mind and killed many people and tried to destroy the entire world. He was stopped by Avalanche…
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is not your time Cloud. This is not your burden. YOUR mother is at home waiting for you in your time.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nibelheim was burned to the ground by sephiroth Cloud. There is nothing to return to.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cloud….. she won’t be there….. I’m sorry Cloud…
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You gotta go home to your time Cloud. Not this one
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look Cloud… this may not even be your future. They aren’t dead in your time. You are out of place here. The cold hard truth is that in this time they are dead. In this time, Jack Shinra is a sack of shit that killed people dropping sector 7. And you saved so many lives as an adult
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait…. Oh shit…. No reason Cloud! Hey uh… let’s focus on the fact that uh… want to look at a cool bike? -mutters Viv is going to kill me-
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sephiroth deserved it for Nibelheim
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you not been to sector 7 lately? No. Probably not… just like he would never kill Zack Fair for daring to question anything
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because he is a fucking bastard that would drop a plate on people just because a couple of others tried to defy him.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You are too innocent for Shinra Cloud Strife…..
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I’m sure. And I would love to hear the outcome of these uses.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course not. Only for wonderful purposes
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh you sweet summer child… sometimes the dead do come back. And it usually isn’t the ones you want.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn’t it
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The Grinch's Devilish Grin
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh definitely… blond hair blue eyes and a good fighter are like catnip to her I swear
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anvivia. She likes blondes. -absolutely trying to cause trouble-
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Technically it would be assassination but there’s the fact that he’s already died once so I’m pretty sure it’s a moot point
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
// stolen
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“My superior?! What are you doing down this way Suit!” She is glancing around and clearly putting on an act to a trained professional. “You don’t belong here.”
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can sure try and help that along
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
//
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean that the old man dies and Rufus will be president that’s how it works
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe in your mind. Or time.
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rufus was in charge now it’s old man Shinra. Not sure how that impacts you
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Id say it’s mostly bad. But we will see how long it lasts
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
-heaves a sigh- Management change at Shinra
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing to worry about Kiddo
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Verdot aged like fine wine… Jack aged like milk
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Firefly: Big Damn Heroes
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Negotiate 5th
ALT: Negotiate 5th
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Nitro @nitroturk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll get the hostage negotiator ready
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