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Vote your conscience, if you have one.

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump will lie to the court and say that his arch is a military installation and the court will believe him.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If there’s a “Bad for Business” trophy, I would vote for Robert Kraft.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My neighbor (another senior) & I went to Costco for glasses. Hers, $40. Mine, $232. Her insurance policy paid. Mine didn’t. Felt like I just got back from Vegas, a $200 loser. We gamble with health in this country, insurance, DHS, FDA, lettuce, blueberries, etc.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How goes the war on: 1: Iran 2: Immigrants (non white) 3: Women’s reproductive rights 4: Our allies (All of NATO) 5: The free press (Enemy of the People) 6: Trading partners (Tariffed the world) 7: Inflation (moot since affordability is fiction) That’s at least 7 wars he started & won’t end.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Having seen the morning news…
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey, according to this, you deserved it
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can I have a data center for Christmas said no one, ever.
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Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
American citizen, Andrea Valez was slammed to the ground by ICE agents and arrested. She was just on her way to work. If it can happen to her, it can happen to you. Speak up. Share her story widely. Call Congress and demand accountability for #ICELawlessness at 202-224-3121.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Time to call the uh oh squad.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Obama lied. I don’t have screw worms.”
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That’s where the doughnuts are.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Did we get an algae guarantee?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When broadcasting from the White House makes you feel like the world is your oyster but you’re pretty sure you’re eating bad oysters.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Trump claims his manhood is longer than the Iran war. When asked, the First Lady had this response…
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I gotta watch the CBS news just once more ( tonight) to see if Pelley’s break glass moment gets reported by the network he reported for 30 years tells it “like it is.”
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Do you actually expect him to sign it?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Uh…why is water wet?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
His name is unnecessary. We know who sent it.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hey MAGA, you think he ever rode the subway? So why would you vote for a guy who’s always taken a limo to work when you’re trying to fill up your pickup?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Greenland should be 1st in line for the $1.7 billion, for being threatened by the US Government.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What happened? My account disappeared
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I got off the Star Wars bus several stops long ago and far away from Grogu. The End. Let’s just enjoy the memories.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Gave up once. Second time was pretty good.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Somewhere in @minneapolismn.gov a monthly poker game of judges and attorneys happens. I want to know if they have asked each other if they intend to bring the murderers of Pritti and Goode to justice.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“I’m only scared of seashells arranged in an 86 pattern.”
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Surely the mentalist knew, right?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Putin has tRump to thank for his rising oil revenues after the Iran war shutdown the Hormuz passage of oil. Ironically, as oil prices rise, renewable energy becomes more & more affordable. Every consumer, manufacturer and government on earth is going green, thanks to Donnie.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a parliamentary system? We could just declare a no confidence vote and get rid of the jank-ass criminal in less than a month. Congress has been in recess for a month rather than face a vote on the war he’s started or arrange for a resolution on Epstein. Meanwhile
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Leave it to the mook that hates renewable power so much that he simultaneously eliminated the tax breaks for them and made them more affordable than the alternative.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ann Coulter said on C-SPAN today that all the of the DOJ was liberal and all the top generals fired were DEI promoted by Biden. Dear Brian Lamb, It’s bad enough that news orgs. are owned by oligarchs who kiss his ring for tax breaks. Do we need their attack dogs on your show pushing their agenda?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Tacos are $2,000,000 per boat load now!
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Imagine at or near the highest levels of power in Iran, where plans to attack America have been shelved for decades. Someone may ask why they haven’t already. Another might easily answer that America would respond by attacking them. “What have we got to lose? They’re doing that now.” So…
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When I think about the music that has filled my life and heart, I’m convinced that it has shaped my view of the world and the people in it. Trump has done nothing to stop this or change how I feel. The only question I have is what kind of music fits inside the MAGA heart and soul?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“He said that the war is over and we won.” “And you BELIEVED him?! You’re as dumb as he is.”
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The Epstein class has no clue what aTSA agent looks like. Private jets don’t have TSA lines. Customs agents might not be there either. Chances are that %99.99 of maga has never had it so good.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
He just made a joke about Pearl Harbor being a surprise as the prime minister of Japan sat there with a shocked scowl. Unbelievable? No. Typical.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Every Hegseth press conference
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Bye bye Kristi. Noem no more. Cricket says shove it.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Drilling for oil just got more profitable.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gravy is to mashed potatoes as over easy egg yolks are to grits.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Considering how greedy, transactional and desperate he is for power and fame …if just one journalist asked him how much money he would accept to leave the presidency, his tiny brain would overheat and explode on camera.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“He’s a curler” is why I gave it up.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Stop telling us what he tweets.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So glad to have hundreds of billions of dollars less than BeZeus, Tusk or Mucky. Why? Because I can’t be extorted or even tempted into kissing a buffoon’s orange butt?
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Way past deplorable
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They’re way past deplorable.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It has been zero days since he’s created enough chaos to allow the press to focus on the Epstein files.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Renee and Alex tried to help. That’s all.
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chuckroasted.bsky.social @chuckroasted.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you watched his levels of chaos, intimidation and cruelty rise through his 1st administration you’d know that this is just the beginning. Don’t expect him to descale. He’s just getting started. The only difference is that he’s angrier and less hindered by his staff. They like it this way.
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