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Chuck Smith

@chucklessmith.bsky.social
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Nerd. Wine adviser. Data slinger and database evangelist. Linguistics, by letters. Used to host radio shows. ADS-B reporter. Grape smusher on occasion. Weekend beer league hockey. Cars going round! Maniac driving a Saab! Transit dork. How you get ants.

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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Set phasers to “everything’s fucked”
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantasy Hockey question: It’s probably not good that literally everyone on my roster has this negative number on the right, right?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ain’t not yet to Santa Monica, are we?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shopkeepering.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What in the world — it’s Bluetooth. Nothing could conceivably take 25 minutes. I could *walk* this distance in one second. What could *possibly* take twenty five minutes?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL well yeah, but fuck you when you see my income.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Appreciate the suggestion, neighbor!
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh no oh god no. Bonnie Tyler can do this. Trick Pony can do this. Oh god no not Lorrie Morgan. Oh god she takes it all so seriously.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Okay it came out great. Drumsticks (thighs by the recipe but I work with what I got) in ginger and garlic and sake and fish sauce, then a pan sauce after five hours in the slow cooker with some rice vinegar and shallots and Fresno chiles. Served on forbidden rice.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Many books on this front. Also one not directly related from Larry Lessig, and another very fun one about how to sharpen pencils.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shades of Huey Lewis and the News: I Want A New Rug.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
With the draw-down of the Strategic Petroleum Reserves, we’re left at a significant risk to storm strikes at major sites on the Gulf Coast like Houston, which fortunately, is never in the forec… oh. www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphi...
Tropical cyclone storm forecast showing TD2 striking ~directly at Houston between  Friday and Saturday AM.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
www.nj.com/resizer/v2/R...
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Choke on a bag of dicks how about?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
LOL “How do you do , fellow (kids | Earthlings)”
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Activitiy Mode icon for the Omnipod is really pretty amusing.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Talking with my brother as you do
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well and hell, while we’re throwing daggers:
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tim Cook says Apple can’t keep paying these outrageous prices for RAM. Meanwhile, over in storage-land, Tim Cook and Apple charge this:
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It gets weirder still though. Look at the rest of front of wing.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I guess I’m in for some personalized service if this holds up.
Two people in extra legroom front of cabin seating. I’m one of them.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wahoo Southwest First Class today.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
God almighty, nothing slaps with America 250 like a big old fat ass tub of mayonnaise.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WOOF, 3 1/2 hours from PDX to PAO. That is a long way to drag that landing gear.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
…. "MOST COMMON”? 🤨
“Welome to Docker

Download the desktop application”

[button that says “Mac with Intel chip” and labeled “MOST COMMON”]

[button that says “Mac with Apple chip”]
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oof, Southwest.
Email from Southwest Airlines, the body of which reads “ENTER TEXT” above a button labeled “Enter Text”.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The best years of my professional life were over here at Ask. The best people I’ve ever met and worked with were at Ask. It turns out it couldn’t undo the Yahoo or Google behemoths, but those are some good goddamn people. Thank you.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Uh. "intiface-central: Frontend application for the Buttplug sex toy control library” Huh.
intiface-central: Frontend application for the Buttplug sex toy control library
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This might be a Hegseth thing, but “men” is all over the website. Also, worth noting: If one things one has never met a woman (or for that matter, a drag queen) who could kick one’s ass, one is properly delusional. www.sss.gov
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Nope! Suitability is of no concern.
“There is a site suitable for your area of residence. Would you like to open the suitable site?”
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Good to see these systems working! Also I was asleep.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Well these are truly getting to be a bit used up. And there’s a sale over at Inline Warehouse. Feeling like it’s time for new shinnies.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So you’re telling me… Cleveland was rocked?
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Raspberry Pi hits hard when it comes to ontological claims.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“Feels like 35”. No it does not. No. It’s cold and dreary but for heaven’s sake…
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When you’re absolutely certain you’re going to read an article about one of the Tkachucks. (Well I guess once you see the URL spelled out in front of you it’s different, but still.) www.wsj.com/sports/olymp...
America’s Trash-Talking, Goal-Scoring, Punch-Throwing Hockey Unicorn
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just for the record, here is exactly how different lispro and Humalog are.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hey, fuck you very much!
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Fantastic AI-generated image here demonstrating the massive improvements in reducing traffic-related deaths in Ohio: Most cars going opposite the way the Speed Limit 50 (safety!) sign would be legible. Cars in the center, white-dashed-line-separated lane going for a head-on collision. Full marks.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I mean I guess it’s extraordinarily self-aware that he *wants* to go down in the annals as The Asshole President.
Donald Trump, looking like a frowny-ass, frumpy old asshole.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh my, sometimes nerd brothers absolutely hit the nail on the head regarding what nerd brothers need for Christmas.
It’s an LED map showing realtime BART train positions.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I, well, I mean yes, Southwest.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Mom made some rotisserie chicken soup for a thing they’re off to, so hot damn, gang, we have a chicken carcass for the avgolemono! Chris is doing up some cranberries.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
From the tusk-site:
i texted a number on a card I found on the sidewalk and now a guy named Kevin is coming to tune my piano
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Ma’am, this is a grade-separated trackway. scontent-sjc6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-...
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The hose sounds way more fun, agreed.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
It has been forever and a day since I’ve done one of these silly tournaments. But our rink needs the funds for floor maintenance so it is fundraiser hockey night, and tomorrow, hockey fundraiser day in Oakland. I’m so excited! Bringing some vintage sweater action.
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Without knowing anything about the reference “this” is making, I’m still inclined to just sort of point to the history of vile shit men have done and say “a lot of those things”.
Headline asking “What did men to do deserve this?”
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Chuck Smith @chucklessmith.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
We are looking at Thanksgiving perfection. This is just grand.
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