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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂

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I say "fuck" a lot, especially now. *gestures at everything*

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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 9h
Add a photo you took of something good.
Neighbor Crow sitting atop a loooooong tree stump, waiting for me to feed them.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For those interested, this is the version my Mom used. There's no cheese or green peppers. Very basic, but damn good.
Recipe for the classic 7 Layered Casserole.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Classic 7 Layer Casserole was my favorite in the 70s. I was the only family member who would snarf it down. Today, for the first time since childhood, I've decided to make it myself.
Above shot of the casserole topped with strips of bacon.Side view of the 7 layers: rice, corn tomato sauce, onions, ground beef, more sauce, then strips of bacon.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Post your profile pic. Art by Karen Hallion.
A jack-o'-lantern holding a piping hot cup of Human Spice Latte.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Figure out who you are and do it on purpose, with purpose." - Saint Dolly #WitchSky
An upward shot of a group of green trees with a singular one sporting golden orange leaves Same but zoomed in.
An upward shot of a group of green trees with a singular one sporting golden orange leaves
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Movie Fans: *lighting angry torches that "Carrie" is skinny, white, and pretty* Me: 😐 They're both the same.
A blonde man with curly hair in a blue tux standing next to a pretty woman in a pink dress.A pretty girl crowned Queen at the prom.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Binged Flanagan's "Carrie" last night & I give it 7/10. It's not his best (MM, Usher), but still very good. NON-SPOILER REVIEW * All the performances were exceptional, including Carrie & her bullies * The modern day adaptation works & on some level is more horrifying bc of how realistic it is 🧵
A teenage girl dowsed in pig's blood from the horror classic, "Carrie".
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On Fridays we mf'n dance!!
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me in Sept: There really needs to be more haunted and/or creepy nautical movies. Netflix on 10/8: New limited horror series "Below" starring Josh Hartnett premieres. Me: YEESSSSSSSSS.
A man with a mustache and beard leans forward, gripping the railing of a boat on choppy, dark water. In the background, a hazy, tree-lined shore with distant lights is visible under a dramatic, overcast sky. The yellow title "BELOW" is superimposed across the bottom of the image.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do. It's big enough to fit in my palm. Roughly the size of 1.5 golf balls.
A large Aqua Aura Crystal sitting on a dresser.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An unassuming 1987 sci-fi film called "The Hidden". It didn't break box office records, but damn is it good.
Movie poster for "The Hidden" featuring two men in suits, one aiming a gun, with the film title in red block letters above.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Smartass Level: Supreme
A metal box on a pole has four pieces of paper taped to it, each displaying the word "NO" in quotation marks. The top paper has decorative quotation marks, the second has standard double quotes, the third has similar decorative quotation marks, and the bottom has standard double quotes again. Below the papers, the text "POST NO SIGNS" is printed. A pedestrian signal with a yellow push button is attached to a nearby pole.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time for the annual rewatch of Penny Dreadful.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Fall, y'all!
Meme: Rustic orange background with these words.
Fall, where you at?
Fall: On my way, had to pick up Summer again, he's drunk in the backseat and smells like pumpkin spice.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This card jumped out for today's daily draw. How apropos for this liminal time. Blessed Fall Equinox everyone! Deck: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Tarot #WitchSky #DruidSky
Tarot card labeled Temperance, depicting a woman pouring liquid between two vessels in a rustic setting.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Grove celebrated Fall EQ yesterday & we honored Persephone, Hades, Demeter, & a special shout-out to Cerberus. I wrote the ritual focusing on Reuniting. As the Underworld meets up to greet us during this liminal time, it's important to reunite ourselves with what we've missed. 🧵 #WitchSky
Outdoor altar setup with pomegranates in a decorative bowl atop a pedestal, framed pictures, autumn leaves, tarot cards, a can of drink, and bowls of nuts and dark liquid, all arranged on a table covered with a cloth depicting a Celtic knotwork tree of life.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance-off. If you see this, post a dance!
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last headstone cleaning of the season and it was a perfect morning. Low hanging clouds, no rain, and cool. The trees are starting to turn and the conkers are already dropping. Bliss. #HonorTheDead
Before cleaning photo of a very grey and dingy headstone. Before cleaning of a very grey and dingy headstone. You can barely make out the etched design.After cleaning photo: headstone is marble. There are striations of the stone that can be seen now, plus an impressive etching of what looks to be buildings (courthouse, a dome, many archways, typical buildings of 1902).
It reads:
Mary, beloved wife of Charlie F. Peterson. Born June 22, 1866. Died Sept 7, 1902.After cleaning photo:  Striations in the marble can now be seen. There's a green tint. 
In the center is a seal with a bird and log that reads, Women of Woodcraft. Courage Hope Remembrance.
On the bottom is chiseled "Erected by the Women of Woodcraft".
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NGL ....the skins for D4 season 15 are fucking rad. Here's my floating brain-in-a-jar Necromancer. There's also a very cosmic alien looking Sorc skin and a Paladin with a BLACK HOLE for a head.
The most kicksass Necro outfit they're er designed. Translucent chest showing a floating heart, a jar with a brain for the helm, Scorpion pincers attached to the back, all glowing in a spooky green.
And the offhand weapon is a giant purple eye.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And this, dear reader, is why I wait until the next day of a Diablo 4 Season release. 😀
A screencap from the Blizzard forum letting folks know there are login issues and delays for Season 15.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*maniacal laughter* I FUCKING DID IT. I FINALLY UNLOCKED THE GODDAMN CRAB! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 #Diablo4
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When locating the 9/11 front page from storage, I also found this. The original 1979 motion picture soundtrack album to the best Dracula movie (IMO). I remember when Dad bought this; had no idea I still had it.
Album cover art for "Dracula: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" featuring a dramatic illustration with a man's face looking intently forward above a reclining figure, set against a smoky, cloudy background.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Put the lime in the coconut!
A Perfect Cadillac margarita with a bright pink straw.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Post a witch.
The Cut-Wife from the series of Penny Dreadful. An older woman with short hair and patched up clothes in the late 1800s.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Say what you will, but apples with pepperoni pizza is the best.
A plate of pepperoni pizza with green apple slices on the side.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have the special edition of People Magazine (2001) somewhere, but I did find the original front page tucked away in storage. Never forget.
9/12/2001 Front page of The Oregonian.
"Day of terror" in giant font below two pictures of the planes hitting the World Trade Center.
On the bottom half is a giant photo of New York firefighters standing in front of the devastation.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Flame on.
A bright orange-red flower that I cannot identify.A fallen brightly yellow/red leaf against a brown and grey hiking trail.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Riiiiker. #StarTrek #Cats
Two cats sit on large rocks on a sidewalk at night; one cat is orange and white and is straddling a rock, while a calico cat is curled up on another rock.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I couldn't remember if I was an INFP or INFJ, turns out the latter. But I vaguely recall testing as an INFP when I was younger.
INFJ personality result. The Advocate.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A bit of a deep cut, but for me it's this one.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*cough-cough*
Article title "We Are Living in the Fantasy World of 13-Year-Old Boys" with subtitle "Many of the tech billionaires who built our world have taken the wrong lessons from their favorite science fiction." and author byline.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Visited the Mothership for the first time in 6+ years & spent just below budget. NOT EASY TO DO. I've recently decided to explore my fascination w/nautical history & grabbed books that have been on my list for some time including @gailsimone.bsky.social & @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
Three books about maritime disasters: "The Gales of November" about the Edmund Fitzgerald, "Into the Storm" about a hurricane, and "Dead Wake" about the Lusitania.Two books are shown. The book on the left, "Red Sonja: Consumed" by Gail Simone, features a large sword with a horse-head pommel and flowing red hair on its cover. The book on the right, "Astoria: Astor and Jefferson's Lost Pacific Empire" by Peter Stark, depicts a stormy sea crashing against rocky cliffs.Three books displayed side-by-side: "Never Whistle at Night: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology" with a colorful, stylized illustration of nature and mythical creatures; "The Chaos Apple" with a black cover featuring a sunburst design and bold white text; and "The Return of the Dead: Ghosts, Ancestors, and the Transparent Veil of the Pagan Mind" by Claude Lecouteux, with a drawing of a translucent figure against a warm, abstract background.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm on vacation now and I think I'll go see Coyote vs ACME a second time. I laughed hard throughout the first viewing where I'm sure I missed stuff.
Wile sitting at the table holding a sign that reads "There's always another plan."
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wile E Coyote holding up a sign that has 3 stars.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same vibe. 🤘
A four-panel comic depicting a man and a woman at a social gathering, both holding glasses of red wine. In the first panel, the woman spills wine on her orange hoodie and exclaims "Ah, FUCK." In the second, the man says, "YOU KNOW, SWEARING REALLY ISN'T ATTRACTIVE." In the third, the woman says "WOW." In the fourth, the man, looking concerned, asks "..." and the woman replies, "I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT."
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August 31st. September 1st.
Young headshot of Christopher Walken. Slicked back hair and popped coat collar The Headless Horseman.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My glove compartment was full of them.
Tweet stating "the true battle of the generations is people who remember printing off Mapquest directions before driving somewhere & a backseat full of discarded pages and those who have no idea what I'm talking about."
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's not as good as the real thing, but when Grocery Outlet had this in stock, I had to grab some. Fuck PSL, give me Mexican Chocolate! #TisTheSeason
Two bottles of Coffeemate's Chocolate Calinte Mexicano. Limited release only once a year
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I went to the morning matinee of "Coyote vs ACME" (go see it) and Cinemark already has their Practical Magic 2 swag for sale. I opted for the fleece blanket.
Purple drink cup with a black cat and a giant, green margarita glass (popcorn bucket).A tray filled with large drink cups in the shape of blenders. Bright margarita green.PM2 blanket that shows the front design of two clinking margaritas and the title "Midnight Margaritas Club". Back design is a pattern of margaritas, herbs, bells, and crescent moons.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm an SPN fan and they did Kevin dirty.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hello Gorgeous. #FullMoon #LunarEclipse #BloodMoon
Blood moonBlood moon with tree in foreground Blood moon over trees in an amber lightBlood moon being seen through trees
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why yes, I will have a beer with my Spider-Man movie. Thank you.
A pint of Guinness with a smiley face traced on its foamy head.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's a crystal for every purpose.
Comic strip showing a horse holding different crystals and their perceived effects, followed by a bird encountering the horse with a crystal that destroys enemies.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Released on Netflix in late 2024, "Our Oceans" is a captivating documentary. Exec produced by the Obamas & narrated by Barak, each episode is dedicated to each ocean. Why didn't I know about this sooner? It's enjoyable & breathtaking. The photography is 🤌. Highly recommend.
Underwater show of a reef and a school of fish with the words "OUR OCEANS".
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We don't believe you, Joanne.
Retro-style digital art with a dark purple and pink starfield background, featuring the words "Jesus Christ Joanne" in stylized script and block letters, and the phrase "Shut The Fuck Up Already" in smaller, distressed block letters below.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
For your collection.
A very 80s neon design that reads JESUS CHRIST JOANNE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes. Yes, it is.
An older man with gray hair (AKA the legendary Harrison Ford) is eating a cookie next to a blue furry monster wearing a brown fedora and trench coat, with a storefront featuring "FOOD DRINKS" signs in the background.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Using AI is just foolish. Not only is it inaccurate, it bolsters shit one doesn't consider. As always, #FuckAI.
I just had a deeply alarming 45 minute sync with our Talent Acquisition team regarding their new Al-driven resume screening tool.
They reported that the software's reduced our time-to-hire by 60% over the last month.
I asked them to walk me through the specific algorithmic parameters they established for filtering out unqualified applicants.
The HR manager smiled and said they just told the Al to optimize for digital natives with high runway potential and a youthful energy.
I stopped typing and asked her to run a demographic report on every single candidate the software's rejected since September.
The data showed a 100% rejection rate for any applicant who graduated college before the year 2010.
I explained that automating age discrimination doesn't make it suddenly legal, it just makes it highly scalable and incredibly easy to prove in court.
She seemed genuinely confused and argued that the Al made the decision, not her, so we're insulated from liability.
I had to explain that the EEOC doesn't currently accept the robot defense for federal civil rights violations.
I'm currently drafting a memo to halt all hiring until we manually review 4,000 resumes.
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🍂🪦ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰🪦🍂 @chthonix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Olive Walnut Chicken, veggies, and sourdough garlic bread. It's what's for dinner. #FoodSky
Olive Walnut Chicken, veggies, garlic bread.
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