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she dances in secret, she's a part-time punk

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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation:
Two thrasher-themed cornhole setups, one white with black accents, one black with white accents. A red beanbag and black beanbag to use to play cornhole can also be seen. In the background is a green wall made of boards with a white lattice top. In front of the wall are a potted plant and a stump.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, unfortunately this also applies to my previous "didn't get the promotion" skeet... most of us have too MUCH empathy rather than not enough...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More dumb things about the modern world: 1. Can't actually call the Best Buy store in my town (one gets an AI agent and then an overseas one), 2. No tarragon at either grocery store I visited, 3. No fresh grapefruit juice, & only humongous bottles of it (I need a little as I'm baking Campari bars).
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahaha I guess this goes with my previous post...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, one thing I can say about losing out on a promotion at work is that it really makes one appreciate a solo lunch of chili-cheese fries at the local greasy spoon.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"We need to make a 'Pineapple Freaks' song to the tune of 'Karma Police.'"
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watched the first episode of this season of Halloween Baking Championship on Food Network. Contestants had to make a cake based on their fave Halloween memory. Mine was going to a Leonard Cohen concert... so, thinking about song lyrics, I guess my cake could be a burning violin? Not sure.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honey, pear, and goat cheese tart that I picked up for breakfast; the highlight of my day:
Dessert on a clear plastic plate, on a dark brown fake wood grain table. The dessert is a small round tart topped with "cups" of thick whipped cream that are partially filled with honey. The tart is lightly garnished with edible flowers.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Went to a baseball game, ate a footlong corndog, and drank a 25 ounce beer, as is appropriate for Labor Day weekend. Would've been better if the team won, but well, you can't have everything....
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I'll just watch 'Wishbone' if I want the holodeck."
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first time I heard Talking Heads' "This Must Be the Place" was as a snippet played on "Northern Exposure." I wrote "feet on the ground, head in the sky, make it up as we go along" on my Converse (I couldn't have been over 14), then probably didn't hear the rest of the song for 10 years or more.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can't pronounce the words "paths" and "moths" properly.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I grew up around a LOT of poison berries."
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have finally solved a longstanding mystery... in trying to identify a bad movie that I saw as a youngster/preteen, I was actually conflating the movies "Masters of Menace" and "Far Out Man." Both are bad and both are from 1990.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In Austin today with Jeff; he thinks he saw Susan Feniger walking into Trader Joe's.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How I know I had a bad week: I was trying to psychically apologize to an orange that I left in the fridge, as I had meant to bring it for lunch.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sheri Tepper's Arbai Trilogy, I guess...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"What color is that jacket? Like, it's the most desaturated purple in the world?"
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"But I could not change my style, and I guess I never will, so I sing this for the poison snakes on devastation hill" (Leonard Cohen)
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really don't need to be reminded of "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" all the time, but okay...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I was proud of myself for being almost finished with the slightly fancy chocolate bar my friend gave me for Christmas, but then she just gave me 3 more for my birthday 🙃 I gave one to Jeff, but I guess I need to step it up!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Autism Spectrum Disorder Burrata Hand Roll (I mean sushi, not smokeables) Street Cred White Coat Hypertension
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"I'm not wearing my Magnum P.I. costume to the Dinosaur Jr. concert."
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jeff says, "I'm sure there are evil optometrists."
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have been a "no lettuce" person my whole life (other than the aforementioned Vietnamese foods)... but I sure miss raw spinach and cabbage (and cilantro, and...) at this point!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Again, Aries rising, Leo sun, Cancer moon. Don't ask me to be reasonable!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We were planning to go out for Vietnamese food tomorrow, then I realized... no fresh springrolls, no bún... not much of a point if one has to scrupulously avoid lettuce. Stupidest timeline.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Oct...
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Dr. Octagonecologyst - Wikipedia
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I already knew that (I'm fresh from hanging out with 2 other non-neurotypical Leos and a more-typical Virgo).
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you see this, quote pic yourself wearing sunglasses: Hahaha this was for the solar eclipse in 2023 so I guess it counts...
Woman with chin length hair, wearing disposable solar eclipse glasses. Seen from the chest up, wearing navy sweatshirt and navy t-shirt with orange lettering. She is in front of a garage door.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thing I didn't expect to happen after returning from Vancouver trip: croissant cravings.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Back in Texas and someone brought a baby goat to the bar tonight. I guess that wouldn't happen in Vancouver?
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things that surprised us about Vancouver, BC: samosas sold at like every other business, constantly hearing seagulls outside, constantly smelling weed outside, French there being like Spanish here in Texas (often hearing conversations in this second language while out and about).
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Regrets about Vancouver trip... didn't: eat sushi or ramen, go on the Grouse Mountain gondola, go to the bookstores we planned to (White Dwarf & Banyen, though we went to other ones), go to the Sonny Rollins tribute at Frankie's jazz club, eat a butter tart (not for lack of trying... shop was out).
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I didn't see a single cat the entire time we were in Vancouver (Thursday-Tuesday). I'm glad they aren't running the streets, but we didn't even see one peeking out of an apartment window, etc. So weird!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Proof that we made it from Texas to Vancouver BC:
In the foreground is a bag of individual portions of Canadian cheese snacks.  Behind the snacks is a large bottle of distilled water. The items are on a white towel.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hahaha the area where I live is so flooded right now that they've run out of barricades for roads 🙃
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sun's out, Monas Hieroglyphica tattoo is out!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Verify your age: I watched the Simpsons premiere episode in real time on the only TV in our house that had UHF and VHF dials.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bitch you don't know my life...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Churro latte and spumoni tart this morning, ah, multiculturalism!
Large iced churro latte, behind an individual-sized spumoni tart that is on a paper plate. Both items are on a wooden counter in front of a window, the sidewalk, street, and a mint green bike rack can be seen outside the window.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hahaha like I am capable of forgiving people:
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So now I share a wedding anniversary with Taylor Swift, apparently, though we beat her to it by several years. Also, I had high hopes of going swimming this weekend as I got stitches out yesterday, but the doctor says to hold off for at least another week. I guess I do want a functional thumb....
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I took it for granted that my local grocery store would always carry frozen rhubarb, but apparently the smoothie freaks have ruined this for me as well. I guess I need to look up how to make an only-strawberry topping for the traditional patriotic pancakes :/
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"Big Lunch," that's my favorite AC/DC song!
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ah, simple pleasures (funfetti scone, iced oatmilk latte with coconut syrup)!
Foreground is a scone with white icing and rainbow sprinkles, on a beige paper plate. Background is an iced coffee drink in a plastic cup. There is a round pink sticker on the cup that says "2tarts." The treats are on a wooden counter.
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Steak. Tastes like blood, takes forever to chew, should I go on?
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Perhaps I'll go back to picking out a "summer song" from what's played on the local college radio station? youtu.be/BUn7Cu74pWI?...
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health:
A calico cat with her back to the photographer is looking at a doormat which depicts 3 cats, also with their backs turned. The caption is, "why don't they talk to me!!!"
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chthonicat from birdsite... @chthonicat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"I'm not up on all of the 'getting sunstroke' country music these days."
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