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Chtarbé

@chtarbe.bsky.social
105 followers 899 following 106 posts

French dude who dreams about skateboarding cows, loves the taste of almond and has a giant pen and eraser.

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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ceoofvalve.bsky.social stop throat singing and bring my Steam frame, i need to twerk in VR !
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And hot steaming BALLZ
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm noot noot okay (i promise)
frame of the clip Eskimo Disco - 7-11, depicting Pingu and his friend with  gloomy faces and emo haircut
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i finally got my link to buy my Steam Frame, i'm so hyped
screenshot of a steam shopping cart, containing the Steam Frame 256 Go and the game "Ball Scratch Simulator", who has a VR version.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN sellout.woot.com/offers/remem...
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hate you 💞
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
please forgive me
a picture of a cake box with the goatse hands stretching it out
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My mom offered me a specialty of my native town, the Fouace.
A pastry box labeled “Fouace de Chantenay” from Maison Le Gouallec, artisan baker and pastry maker. The box has a flower-shaped cutout showing the golden baked bread inside.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok i gathered all the content i used to shitpost online, let us see h... 🤡
a folder with a emoji clown face on it, called "memes, fnuuy & shitpost" with 23 946 elements in it.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I may name my Steam Machine K.I.T.T.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
After the Pot of greed, the Croc of steez. www.dexerto.com/gaming/yu-gi...
dexerto.com
Yu-Gi-Oh Crocs collab includes an actual card of a crocodile wearing Crocs - Dexerto
Yu-Gi-Oh has unveiled a Crocs collaboration featuring four character-inspired designs and a real trading card of a crocodile wearing Crocs.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i finally got my link to buy my steam Machine, i'm so hyped
screenshot of a steam shopping cart, containing the Steam Machine 512 Go and the bundle "BIG BRAZILIAN BALLS", with the game "BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT".
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I bought this and realised the name of it after ...
Screenshot of a Amazon product, a footboard named Pinus.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ye steam frame, we gaymin
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
all the complaints ea nasir has received, gathered under his bed.
A screenshot of a food listing for a “Cinnamon Bar” priced at $4.49. The item photo shows a glossy brown cluster of cereal-like pieces stuck together.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hope nothing will happen to this house
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When you have that moment of revelation, the very answer of the universe during your acid trip
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Feelin cute, might implode a submarine later idk
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The heron moved today (technical checks), after many years of sleep.
Close-up of the mechanical heron from Les Machines de l’île in Nantes, part of the abandoned Arbre aux Hérons project. The large metal and wicker bird sculpture is seen from below against a clear blue sky, with one wing raised and basket-like gondolas hanging beneath its body.Wide shot of the mechanical heron from Les Machines de l’île in Nantes, part of the abandoned Arbre aux Hérons project. The giant metal bird spreads its wings, with several round wicker passenger baskets hanging from its frame and a curved support structure extending below it.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm boweling movemently
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not against experimental UI design #PokemonGO but for this game it may be a bit much.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm still waiting for the movie Cats: butthole edition.
Frame from the movie Cats (2019)
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
2 Subgame : Title & knuckles
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
👟
A sunny street scene with two people walking past shop windows. In the foreground, a single black shoe lies abandoned in the middle of the cobblestone road.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey can you hold my plushy for me plz i need to get sum milk thx
Webkinz orange cat plush
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a private joke with friends i've badly drawn #makeaterriblecomicday2025
a badly drawn comic strip with 3 parts depicting a uganda knuckles hand puppet saying "hellu eevrybudy", spiderman come to it and asks "who the fuvk are you ?", following a closeup of the puppet frontfacinge with a wide smile.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Imagine at that time, you buy 'em and you put it in your Game Gear 😈
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
upgrading my gender from non-binary to non-hexadecimal cause I don't give a #FFFFFF
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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Back from Pride, here's a collection of photos #prideEdinburgh #EdinburghPride
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can you get some chestnuts for me please ? Thanks
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Me and ma gurl are too sick for the Pride parade near us, so we’ll dress our cats in rainbow-scribbled baby clothes and wave flags during their zoomies.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cardboard as a hat
Black cat with a square cardboard cut on its head.Ditto
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
American ppl using the term "bougie" (shorten term of bourgeoisie) do you know it means candle in french ? "I bought that expensive stuff today i feel so candle teehee 🤭"
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This but a mortadella holder
Beats Pill Dude Speaker holder, A glossy red character, with a Beats Pill speaker into its oversized and stretched mouth.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Akira, one of my cats. He loves boxes, very cliché.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Closeup of the tags if you're curious
Closeup of the cardboard tag attached to the ear, still readable despite its condition.Closeup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushyCloseup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushyCloseup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushy
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A pikachu plushy i found at a garage sale for 4€. 1999, very good condition, worn original tag. #pokemon #pikachu
A Round yellow Pikachu plush toy with a small stitched smile. A Pokémon tag is attached at one ear.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And all the lgbtq+ family btw
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️
Trans flag
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Higher-resolution cat pics to share around is the secret reason CD-ROMs were developed. 📖: CD-ROM Today, July/August 1993.
A photo snapped from an ad for Photo-editing software, with a white cat sat looking up at a beige 90s PC base unit, mouse, and monitor. Kodak editing software is open on the screen with a photo of the same cat loafing.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Close-up of a black cat’s front paws stretched out on a blanket, with its pinkish toe beans clearly visible. The cat’s face is softly blurred in the background as it looks toward the camera.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Green Alien Sings 'Just the Two of Us' Meme
ALT: Green Alien Sings 'Just the Two of Us' Meme
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Charging my dog, my cat and my alpine valley.
screenshot of a promoted Reddit post advertising the Anker Charger, a 160W three-port wall charger with a smart display. Three dark gray chargers are shown plugged into a power strip, each with a USB-C cable connected and a small front screen displaying a different image: a dog, a cat, and a mountain lake. The ad reads, “Your Screen, Your Style!” and “Fun Custom Display.”
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Rate my style, on the scale from bunny to duck.
pair of black low-top sneakers with oversized cream-colored, rounded toe caps, making them look like bugs bunny feet. They're worn with socks patterned with small ducks.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I want my gnomes with a sickly creamy shits on their heads instead of their pointy beanies, thx.
Two decorative garden gnome figurines displayed on a store shelf.
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