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Chtarbé

@chtarbe.bsky.social
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French dude who dreams about skateboarding cows, loves the taste of almond and has a giant pen and eraser.

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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm noot noot okay (i promise)
frame of the clip Eskimo Disco - 7-11, depicting Pingu and his friend with  gloomy faces and emo haircut
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i finally got my link to buy my Steam Frame, i'm so hyped
screenshot of a steam shopping cart, containing the Steam Frame 256 Go and the game "Ball Scratch Simulator", who has a VR version.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN sellout.woot.com/offers/remem...
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My mom offered me a specialty of my native town, the Fouace.
A pastry box labeled “Fouace de Chantenay” from Maison Le Gouallec, artisan baker and pastry maker. The box has a flower-shaped cutout showing the golden baked bread inside.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok i gathered all the content i used to shitpost online, let us see h... 🤡
a folder with a emoji clown face on it, called "memes, fnuuy & shitpost" with 23 946 elements in it.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I may name my Steam Machine K.I.T.T.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i finally got my link to buy my steam Machine, i'm so hyped
screenshot of a steam shopping cart, containing the Steam Machine 512 Go and the bundle "BIG BRAZILIAN BALLS", with the game "BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT".
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I bought this and realised the name of it after ...
Screenshot of a Amazon product, a footboard named Pinus.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ye steam frame, we gaymin
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
all the complaints ea nasir has received, gathered under his bed.
A screenshot of a food listing for a “Cinnamon Bar” priced at $4.49. The item photo shows a glossy brown cluster of cereal-like pieces stuck together.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hope nothing will happen to this house
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When you have that moment of revelation, the very answer of the universe during your acid trip
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Feelin cute, might implode a submarine later idk
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The heron moved today (technical checks), after many years of sleep.
Close-up of the mechanical heron from Les Machines de l’île in Nantes, part of the abandoned Arbre aux Hérons project. The large metal and wicker bird sculpture is seen from below against a clear blue sky, with one wing raised and basket-like gondolas hanging beneath its body.Wide shot of the mechanical heron from Les Machines de l’île in Nantes, part of the abandoned Arbre aux Hérons project. The giant metal bird spreads its wings, with several round wicker passenger baskets hanging from its frame and a curved support structure extending below it.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not against experimental UI design #PokemonGO but for this game it may be a bit much.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm still waiting for the movie Cats: butthole edition.
Frame from the movie Cats (2019)
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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A sunny street scene with two people walking past shop windows. In the foreground, a single black shoe lies abandoned in the middle of the cobblestone road.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hey can you hold my plushy for me plz i need to get sum milk thx
Webkinz orange cat plush
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a private joke with friends i've badly drawn #makeaterriblecomicday2025
a badly drawn comic strip with 3 parts depicting a uganda knuckles hand puppet saying "hellu eevrybudy", spiderman come to it and asks "who the fuvk are you ?", following a closeup of the puppet frontfacinge with a wide smile.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cardboard as a hat
Black cat with a square cardboard cut on its head.Ditto
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This but a mortadella holder
Beats Pill Dude Speaker holder, A glossy red character, with a Beats Pill speaker into its oversized and stretched mouth.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Akira, one of my cats. He loves boxes, very cliché.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Closeup of the tags if you're curious
Closeup of the cardboard tag attached to the ear, still readable despite its condition.Closeup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushyCloseup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushyCloseup of one of the severals tags sewed directly on the plushy
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A pikachu plushy i found at a garage sale for 4€. 1999, very good condition, worn original tag. #pokemon #pikachu
A Round yellow Pikachu plush toy with a small stitched smile. A Pokémon tag is attached at one ear.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️
Trans flag
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🫘
Close-up of a black cat’s front paws stretched out on a blanket, with its pinkish toe beans clearly visible. The cat’s face is softly blurred in the background as it looks toward the camera.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Charging my dog, my cat and my alpine valley.
screenshot of a promoted Reddit post advertising the Anker Charger, a 160W three-port wall charger with a smart display. Three dark gray chargers are shown plugged into a power strip, each with a USB-C cable connected and a small front screen displaying a different image: a dog, a cat, and a mountain lake. The ad reads, “Your Screen, Your Style!” and “Fun Custom Display.”
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Rate my style, on the scale from bunny to duck.
pair of black low-top sneakers with oversized cream-colored, rounded toe caps, making them look like bugs bunny feet. They're worn with socks patterned with small ducks.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I want my gnomes with a sickly creamy shits on their heads instead of their pointy beanies, thx.
Two decorative garden gnome figurines displayed on a store shelf.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Kirby my cat, taking a bit of fresh air in the morning as i wake up.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Each time i go to the supermarket, i see 'em. Each time they look into my soul, judging my sins. Each time i'm anxious. Each time i'm scared.
Tissues boxes on a supermarket aisle. 9n tbe packagings cartoon animals with a big round pair of eyes for each.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
2 teenagers were trick or treating in our neighborhood with their horses. Best halloween.
> A brown horse with white painted markings on its face and body, held by their owner. someone in the front is petting the horse. In the background, another person in a cowboy hat is tending to a gray horse, standing in front of white houses under a clear sky.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
You piece of shit
Plastic garden gnome doing a middle finger with a frown face in a aisle. An human hand in first plan answer to it with a middle finger too
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This is us
The tarot card numbered zero, "the fool".
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I like finding gems on the EGS
Cover image of the game In The Gym, showing a masked man in front of a colorful background with anime characters in the distance.
Cover image of the game Spider Fox, featuring a hybrid animal, half-fox and half-spider, against an autumn landscape background.Cover image of the game I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother, featuring a smiling man, a framed photo, and a handwritten sign in the background.

Cover image of the game VCB Why City 4K, depicting a hairy man wearing an apron in front of an urban-style building, having in one hand streetfood hold like a blunt.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
SHIT NOT AGAIN
La maison dans la Loire, a house sinking in the french river Loire, artwork by Jean-Luc Courcoult.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Kinda bonkers these two views are located 400 meters apart, in France (and not Paris)
The LU tower, located in NantesRecreation of a small japanese street with food signboards and neons, in a interior of the restaurant Ikimasho, Nantes.
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Easter is coming, and they're fucking back ! price on the chin edition
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Present(ing)
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
😩
A today screenshot of main page of the medium Psychicdharmatarot on Etsy, saying that he "is currently not sellin on etsy" anymore. The first screenshots was taken a year ago
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🧲👀‼️
Spell offer on Etsy for $99.29 : LGBT+ Sex Magnet Spell, Powerfull!
On the tumbnail,A rainbow color filter is put on the medium picture, a rainbow flag is also added in a cornerMore on the spell offer : 
Low in stock, only 3 left
$99.29
Gay Sex Spell, Very Strong!, Fast Result Sex Magnet, By
Medium Dharma
PSYCHICDHARMATAROT (name of the Medium) ★★★★★ (5 stars on 5)A closer look of the medium/spell caster, with a pink text added on top, telling "FAST RESULT"
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Their name are Kirby (black) and Akira
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
La petite créature
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I content aware scaled my cats
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is me if you even care
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Chtarbé @chtarbe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Mechanophilics would see this and unironically say "would."
Closeup of a front car with eyelashesFront car with eyeslashes, giving you the bedroom headlightsa cute white jeep, with beautiful ... headlight lashesWould
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