ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026go into the sun. i'll hold your hand. 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026whatever [ summons a bunch of giant vats and uses them to make a big ass minecraft esque staircase directly into the sun ] 110 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I, uh. I mean. It was TRADED. For a, uh. A RELIC...? Hee Hee... Really, I could've done MUCH worse with it! The METALS it was made of, gods, can you— Can you IMAGINE the sort of... [ . . . ] ... The—Shovel Knight has it. 110 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026...... 💧 So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision? 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026..Do you really think I'd call that guy for a job THAT important? Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know??? I've got men on the inside...? I'm pretty sure all of us do? 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026.... 💧 Maybe, heh—Maybe STOLE is the wrong word, here... It's more that I, eh. hee. hheehee. .. ssold?? it?? 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[ speaking into the inside of his hood ] percy. yeah. yeah it's me. you gotta help me man i fucked up again. yeah stage another breakout for me. thanks. 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Theme-mogging my boss.youtu.beThe Vital Vitriol (Plague Knight Battle) - Shovel Knight [OST]YouTube video by DeoxysPrime 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 I NEED IT TO PLAY MY BOSS MUSIC. 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the joke was that i was stealing from people while galivanting around as a knight and then you guys just made an evil order and there wasn't really a joke anymore 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026okay to be fair i only started calling myself a knight to make fun of people like you guys 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm not going to do that and I'm also not going to stop making them. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can I have permission to make simulacra of you. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Our Simulacrum. #OurSimulacrum. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i remember when i made a green clone of that guy in my lab 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what did the order even fucking do. we sat around in a giant tower all day. i think i got asked to make like 4 different things total over my tenure. 020 2
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I would've had to hunt you down anyways but I'd have preferred a little more prep. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yes you were supposed to do exactly that, actually. 110 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comSpider-Man Across The Spider-Verse: Miles Morales & Miguel O'HaraALT: Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse: Miles Morales & Miguel O'Hara 110 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Ha Ha No I Don't Think I Will [ visibly charging up a bomb burst ] 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HA! /YOU'RE/ the one who broke into my lab! Why would I care what you were there for?? I just wanted you GONE. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was NOT paying attention in those meetings. 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i thought he just wanted to beat us up because we're all evil??? what do you mean he has a wife??? 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's either that or i show her my pet rat 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026daddy long mask just landed in the valley whats up baby 010 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ii don't know why my minion made so many of them i never asked him to do that i didn't even know that was a thing you could do 000 0
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026please i have so many yeti potions please take them from me 110 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I can't give you evil woman bile but I CAN give you a potion that turns you into a yeti. 120 2
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026you need me!! i'm the only one who can wwhat am i hired to do again 101 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026INFINITE AIRTIME FLOAT BOMB BURST BECOME MY BLADE ONCE MORE 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026fuuuuuuuuuuuck (drinks my busted ass lifesteal relic and throws like 40 bombs) okay im fine now 130 3
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Play my game so I can beat her. 100 1
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026( ooc./ shovel of hope dx plauge knight run to simulate budget plauge of shadows ) 330 3