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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…

@chrysopoetic.bsky.social
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HEE HEE!! WOW! Someone call the EMBALMER, this one's past its PRIME! What are you even doing here?! salad.

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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
go into the sun. i'll hold your hand.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lets roleplay. you're icarus.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whatever [ summons a bunch of giant vats and uses them to make a big ass minecraft esque staircase directly into the sun ]
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they're all relics to me
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I, uh. I mean. It was TRADED. For a, uh. A RELIC...? Hee Hee... Really, I could've done MUCH worse with it! The METALS it was made of, gods, can you— Can you IMAGINE the sort of... [ . . . ] ... The—Shovel Knight has it.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
...... 💧 So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision?
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
..Do you really think I'd call that guy for a job THAT important? Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know??? I've got men on the inside...? I'm pretty sure all of us do?
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
.... 💧 Maybe, heh—Maybe STOLE is the wrong word, here... It's more that I, eh. hee. hheehee. .. ssold?? it??
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ speaking into the inside of his hood ] percy. yeah. yeah it's me. you gotta help me man i fucked up again. yeah stage another breakout for me. thanks.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ Walking away. ]
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Theme-mogging my boss.
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The Vital Vitriol (Plague Knight Battle) - Shovel Knight [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that's why i stole your locket
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I NEED IT TO PLAY MY BOSS MUSIC.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the joke was that i was stealing from people while galivanting around as a knight and then you guys just made an evil order and there wasn't really a joke anymore
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
okay to be fair i only started calling myself a knight to make fun of people like you guys
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
STAY OUT OF MY LAB.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not going to do that and I'm also not going to stop making them.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
................... Go on.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I have permission to make simulacra of you.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our Simulacrum. #OurSimulacrum.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i remember when i made a green clone of that guy in my lab
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what did the order even fucking do. we sat around in a giant tower all day. i think i got asked to make like 4 different things total over my tenure.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would've had to hunt you down anyways but I'd have preferred a little more prep.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes you were supposed to do exactly that, actually.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse: Miles Morales & Miguel O'Hara
ALT: Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse: Miles Morales & Miguel O'Hara
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ha Ha No I Don't Think I Will [ visibly charging up a bomb burst ]
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i'd like to live.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the enchantress is nevermind
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HA! /YOU'RE/ the one who broke into my lab! Why would I care what you were there for?? I just wanted you GONE.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was NOT paying attention in those meetings.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FUCK YOU ??
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i thought he just wanted to beat us up because we're all evil??? what do you mean he has a wife???
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Excuse me.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it's either that or i show her my pet rat
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEE HEE.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
daddy long mask just landed in the valley whats up baby
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ii don't know why my minion made so many of them i never asked him to do that i didn't even know that was a thing you could do
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
tinker i need this.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
please i have so many yeti potions please take them from me
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't give you evil woman bile but I CAN give you a potion that turns you into a yeti.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you need me!! i'm the only one who can wwhat am i hired to do again
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
INFINITE AIRTIME FLOAT BOMB BURST BECOME MY BLADE ONCE MORE
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#scrunt
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HEE HEE
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
fuuuuuuuuuuuck (drinks my busted ass lifesteal relic and throws like 40 bombs) okay im fine now
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play my game so I can beat her.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2 Block wide platform.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Use my bomb burst.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play my campaign.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
( ooc./ shovel of hope dx plauge knight run to simulate budget plauge of shadows )
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