ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026...... 💧 So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision? 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026..Do you really think I'd call that guy for a job THAT important? Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know??? I've got men on the inside...? I'm pretty sure all of us do? 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[ speaking into the inside of his hood ] percy. yeah. yeah it's me. you gotta help me man i fucked up again. yeah stage another breakout for me. thanks. 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Theme-mogging my boss.youtu.beThe Vital Vitriol (Plague Knight Battle) - Shovel Knight [OST]YouTube video by DeoxysPrime 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 I NEED IT TO PLAY MY BOSS MUSIC. 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026okay to be fair i only started calling myself a knight to make fun of people like you guys 100
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm not going to do that and I'm also not going to stop making them. 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can I have permission to make simulacra of you. 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i remember when i made a green clone of that guy in my lab 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what did the order even fucking do. we sat around in a giant tower all day. i think i got asked to make like 4 different things total over my tenure. 020
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yes you were supposed to do exactly that, actually. 110
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HA! /YOU'RE/ the one who broke into my lab! Why would I care what you were there for?? I just wanted you GONE. 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was NOT paying attention in those meetings. 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i thought he just wanted to beat us up because we're all evil??? what do you mean he has a wife??? 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's either that or i show her my pet rat 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026daddy long mask just landed in the valley whats up baby 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The body is refusing to cooperate. I have offended it in some way. Awful. The flesh is pathetic and tyrannical 100
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The first rule of alchemy is to have fun. 110
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this asshole was plotting to steal the torque lifts. 000
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026D'awwww!! They think I'm a BIG NAME. 100
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm not planning on going outside today so if an airship could crash into the Explodatorium and splatter my remains against the wall that would be ideal. 110
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026( ooc./ i have GOT to play through this game again. ) 010
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's for the best that Shovel Knight interrupted that dinner. I poisoned the HELL out of that food. 330
ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my Percy in chemicals and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck. 010