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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡…

@chrysopoetic.bsky.social
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HEE HEE!! WOW! Someone call the EMBALMER, this one's past its PRIME! What are you even doing here?! salad.

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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they're all relics to me
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
...... 💧 So, eheh. About that "Dungeon" thing. Do you REALLY trust my minions to brew your potions without my supervision?
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
..Do you really think I'd call that guy for a job THAT important? Like, I, er. I have other associates, you know??? I've got men on the inside...? I'm pretty sure all of us do?
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[ speaking into the inside of his hood ] percy. yeah. yeah it's me. you gotta help me man i fucked up again. yeah stage another breakout for me. thanks.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Theme-mogging my boss.
youtu.be
The Vital Vitriol (Plague Knight Battle) - Shovel Knight [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I NEED IT TO PLAY MY BOSS MUSIC.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
okay to be fair i only started calling myself a knight to make fun of people like you guys
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
STAY OUT OF MY LAB.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not going to do that and I'm also not going to stop making them.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
................... Go on.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I have permission to make simulacra of you.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our Simulacrum. #OurSimulacrum.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i remember when i made a green clone of that guy in my lab
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what did the order even fucking do. we sat around in a giant tower all day. i think i got asked to make like 4 different things total over my tenure.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes you were supposed to do exactly that, actually.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the enchantress is nevermind
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HA! /YOU'RE/ the one who broke into my lab! Why would I care what you were there for?? I just wanted you GONE.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was NOT paying attention in those meetings.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FUCK YOU ??
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i thought he just wanted to beat us up because we're all evil??? what do you mean he has a wife???
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Excuse me.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it's either that or i show her my pet rat
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEE HEE.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
daddy long mask just landed in the valley whats up baby
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#scrunt
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play my campaign.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
doctor knight
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The body is refusing to cooperate. I have offended it in some way. Awful. The flesh is pathetic and tyrannical
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
these bitches gay
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The first rule of alchemy is to have fun.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MONA WAS USING IT.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this asshole was plotting to steal the torque lifts.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
D'awwww!! They think I'm a BIG NAME.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not planning on going outside today so if an airship could crash into the Explodatorium and splatter my remains against the wall that would be ideal.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
( ooc./ i have GOT to play through this game again. )
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's for the best that Shovel Knight interrupted that dinner. I poisoned the HELL out of that food.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes when I'm bored I dip my Percy in chemicals and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck.
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ᴛʜᴇ 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 ᴛʜᴇ 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡… @chrysopoetic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
— temp pinned. — plague knight.
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