chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎤 i said i'm sorry mama i never meanta hurt youuuu i never meanta make u cry but tonite i'm cleanin out my screenshots 🎤 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026really feeling comfortable in my keens that look like i’m rock climbing but are for getting a salad in 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026circles are translucent squares are opaque triangles are shiny trapezoids have a matte finish 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026wikipedia true crime nighttime creepy making enthusiasts society 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026lucky per’s vaporware henry james’ hunger games daniel defoe’s miracle-gro bonnie raitt’s toxic trait lindsey graham’s tascams kevin hart’s medieval art gordon gekko’s am’zon echo jesus christ’s leslie feist 020
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026press names: gummy bear sandwich youtube books university of satan press slavoj zizek’s book club jimmy john’s “free smells” editions 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026COP LAND robert de niro from the mid 90s and my friend sam’s good impression of him have converged 100
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026the new jersey renaissance: one of its high points: exactly when the movie NOTHING YET premiered on pitchfork and i watched it and emailed the lead singer about it and he responded really graciously 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026writing prompt think of every time you’ve been “onboarded” for something what you ate and wore 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026beach within new york city new discovery for cs every year. isn’t a beach not for any snobby reasons but simply bc beach means annoying to get to. but this instead is a dream like waking up in sand 100
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026don’t worry kids one day you’ll grow up take a bus home from manhattan buy ranch water ingredients drink one and read chapter one of LUCKY PER w your little cat 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026carbs are emotions protein is doing yoga and fats are ideas 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026poems i wanna write critique of the gotha program whole foods salad bag (for jess) oblique strategies estoppel and you 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026thinking about the cat who lives at the weed shop what’s that like 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026had a dream: write to dan that the news is “word soda” 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026woody allen char. at the end of "manhattan": but i prefer *roger* eno 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026thinking abt the fundamental gothic creepiness of the masters golf tournament - doofy jackets + psychotically green fairways - fetishized cheap gross foods that are “like the 50s” (ew) - dudes who went to princeton in the aughts screaming in their minds “IN THE HOLE” bc they can’t yell there 100
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026olympic mindset eating cucumbers not napping as much fewer alarms but real yoga and push ups and back stretching eggs being “enough” without carbs 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026read so much criminal procedure i could only eat stir fried crap and watch the nashville predators 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 04/02/2026wd you rather be alice notley of SCO TUS or scali a of weird poems 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025man walking behind me watching two .5 men w no head phones cd charlie sheen have imagined u 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 21/11/2025were we taught i think we were in the nineties that riesling was bad 110
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 14/11/2025sometimes watching the youtube video the vertical way so it’s small 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025john fahey - - - critical race theory essay - - - bk abt the satanic panic - - - nap 010
Reposted by chrus schlüglJake Fournier @realmartinbuber.bsky.social · 25/10/2025thanks @danielpoppick.bsky.social, @chrus.bsky.social, and @dapowell.bsky.social for your help with the book this poem gave it's name towashingtonsquarereview.comJake Fournier — Washington Square ReviewIssue 54 Fall 2025 031
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025happy birth day you li ke jazz now an d wine and y ou read non fiction and are a lawyer! 021
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 17/10/2025desperately trying to understand stereophonic sound via wikipedia 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 17/10/2025do make say think on the shitty denon hi fi and white speakers from your parents house in wyomissing the time of the big remodel maybe 1998 or 9 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025reflecting on twin peaks the wack blodge dick the men’s clothing guy james going to seattle turning into the drawer james doing what he has to do martini at 2p at biker bar how crimes are solved jurisdictional questions and internal review boards 110
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025watching the perfect 70s noir NIGHT MOVES w/ gene hack man and when things r eally start going pear shaped in florida sayi ng out loud oh man he’s got a night move on hi s hands 110
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025realizing just now i was the first “per formative male” 030
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025best blink song tho remains : carousel : the first press of the olive 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025utterly blown away by how exactly as good i think take off your pants and jacket is 24 years later 010
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2025warm sponge w the right amt of clear soap messed up skillet but no rice just cabbage and you see you don’t need the chain mail or the silicone scraper the simple sponge can do it 120
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 30/08/2025loose stack of paper on the gummy table and the intransigent last page 000
chrus schlügl @chrus.bsky.social · 21/08/2025no places other than the 5 boroughs and berlin have this relationships to sandwiches - available everywhere, constantly eaten, too much mayo, inflation resistant, illuminated, hard to order, the typifying food of the entire region (forget pizza) 110