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Chris

@chrsphr.uk
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Mostly Scottish. Map lover, lithophile, tech person and discoverer of many lichens. Vitreous lustre, poor cleavage. he/him 🏳️‍🌈 📍Edinburgh

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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 2h
this is the evidence of EU global supremacy
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 05/10/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 05/10/2026
moday is it
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 04/10/2026
Luckily Gartner is here to help
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 03/10/2026
this list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 03/10/2026
strangest sentence I've read today
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 02/10/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 02/10/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
Happy Liztober
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
Thanks Trump.
On current forecasts there is a very high chance that households are going to experience a much tougher winter energy bill in Q1 2027 than any they saw in the previous crisis. The analysis we've had so far has been forgetting the energy bill support scheme (EBSS) in place in Q1 2023, and getting confused by Ofgem's changes to its typical domestic consumption values (TDCVs). My calculations below iron out these consistencies and show price and consumption weighted quarterly bills after govt support. Government must implement universal support and additional targeted top-ups now.
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
it's giving
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
Husband said it looked like I was wearing my dad's work shirt so call me daddy I guess
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 01/10/2026
Lock your **** tober
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/09/2026
made two boys kiss, and also built functional public transport systems
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/09/2026
PB'd every exercise at the gym today 😌
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/09/2026
anyway, happy biceptember
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/09/2026
but also so often my workspace is just millions upon millions of browser tabs, and not that many windows
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 27/09/2026
the moment a window gets put into that 'other space', poof, it's gone from my memory entirely. It's lost.
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 26/09/2026
Let's all go on holiday to Unknown Non Schengen
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 26/09/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 26/09/2026
Warsaw photo dump:
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 25/09/2026
Nearly home
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 25/09/2026
BABY BUS 🥹 👉🏻👈🏻
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 25/09/2026
Look how cunty the lights on this train are ,
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 24/09/2026
Best pickle I've ever had
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 22/09/2026
coal!
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 22/09/2026
tram!
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 21/09/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 21/09/2026
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 19/09/2026
went to an owl sanctuary, so here are some owls that I saw
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 16/09/2026
*Borat voice* my cat
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 16/09/2026
And it should be built north of the B4 boundary, currently the biggest bottleneck in the GB power grid - the reason why we have to keep paying to turn off wind farms in scotland and turn on gas turbines in England
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 16/09/2026
get a grip you absolute losers.
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 16/09/2026
24hr renewables are cost effective across the majority of the world now thanks to super cheap solar and batteries
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 16/09/2026
Increasingly, it's not just technically possible to electricity everything, transitioning away from fossil fuels, it's *economical* too
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 15/09/2026
Pictured, a British Rail class 43:
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 14/09/2026
same
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 14/09/2026
Andy Burnham, last Prime Minister of the UK, first God Emperor for Life of the Great Mancunian Empire
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 14/09/2026
Made the most of my week off work 😮‍💨
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 13/09/2026
Quote was something along these lines
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 13/09/2026
this is how I flirt:
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 12/09/2026
Macaroni cheese on a pizza. Incredible Scottish contribution to culinary culture
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 12/09/2026
I'm on some great ones tbh. Really not sure what I said about GLP1s that was so offensive. Oh also I'm a vegetarian.
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Chris @chrsphr.uk · 12/09/2026
sorry for exposing my ugly face on the internet
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