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Chromigula

@chromigula.bsky.social
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Electronic faith healer. Alleged to be a good guy.

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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 1m
A “Joe Lycett” for breakfast today @joelycett.bsky.social
Toast topped with avocado and feta and poached eggs
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What fuck
A still from Epic Rap Battles of History's battle between William Shakespeare (shown here, separately writing and posing in front of his own name) and Dr. Suess
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"YOU are the snake that you warned us all about..." Did she forget how that turns out?" "'Oh shut up, silly woman,' said that reptile with a grin 'You knew damn well I was a snake before you brought me in'"
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There were several years where I didn't buy anything from Amazon (any Amazon purchases during that time were on my now-ex-wife's account since she had a Prime discount as a college student). After the divorce, I had to furnish my new apartment. Nice to know it was a recognizable theme
Three lines from an Amazon About You "manage your information" page.

Those lines are
Departments: Mid-Century Modern Furniture
Product Preferences: Systematically furnished home with consistent design aesthetic
Product Preferences: Likely prioritizes mid-century modern aesthetic
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.” --FBI Deputy Directory Gordon Cole (David Lynch) #twinpeaks #CONTROLResonant
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For him, it honestly could be
A screenshot from the Wikipedia entry for Geoff Freeman:

Geoff Freeman (born 1974) is president and CEO of the U.S. Travel Association.[1] He was previously the president and CEO of the Consumer Brands Association,[2][3] and, prior to that, the president and CEO of the American Gaming Association (AGA).

Career
Freeman's early jobs included working for The Heritage Foundation;[4] Freddie Mac;[5] and the American Association of Health Plans.[6] From 2004 to 2006, he was a vice president at APCO Worldwide, a global public affairs firm.[7]
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’ll watch for you to introduce that” Way to call out foghorn
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mean Girls: Guy In Blue Jacket Secretive
Alt: Mean Girls: she doesn’t even go here!
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hasn't that long been the publican reasoning as to why a woman shouldn't be president?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If we're just making shit up, Democrats should be telling every interviewer that republicans want to shoot every dog in a ditch and for your children to have polio. Oh, wait, that's something one of the admin's former employees did and something they currently are working toward.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The ballroom's for national security The arch is for national security Taking over Greenland is a national security issue I'm surprised he's not renovating his golf courses and hotels for national security And surprised they aren't saying anyone opposed to any of these things hates the troops
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right? If you’re not laughing, you’re not the audience. Not everything has to be for everyone.
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Mark Wahlberg - Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe F*** Yourself.
Alt: Mark Wahlberg - Maybe. Maybe Not. Maybe F*** Yourself.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About to make the most of this early-ass flight with the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social special
A seat-back screen, ready to roll with Josh Johnson’s Symphony HBO special
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm going to try to cheat like hell" may be the most honest thing he's ever said
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Isn't this the same one he posted to legally-distinct-from-Twitter in 2024? They couldn't even bother to have AI slop together a new one? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
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Trump shares bizarre Biblical video saying God made him to be America’s ‘caretaker’
Republican gives full vent to messiah complex on eve of Iowa caucuses
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe this will be the thing to finally get me off my 7-year old iPhone XR 😅
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t dream very often when I sleep. Some have told me I do but don’t remember, which feels like the same thing? On the rare cases I do, it’s often about work and tasks I don’t know or have ever done. Some days, I’ll be working and remember that I already did this in one. Prophecy or deja vu?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this the kind of thing we can all sign up for so they start touting “big crowds” and then are gobsmacked that no one actually showed up?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did he put it on backwards?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Montana SoS Christi Jacobsen was one of the SoS'es to hand voter data over to the feds earlier this year, (she is now being subpoenaed by state legislators to clarify exactly WHAT information she shared), so I expect her to kowtow immediately.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’s trying to do the kid a favor by tying him to a less toxic brand
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Microwaves hate this one weird trick for cooking eggs.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IT Is likely Judge Irina Telawni Other posts in the thread refer to the attorneys for DOJ as just "DOJ". "S" appears to be attorneys for the Intervenor States (the ones suing) based on bsky.app/profile/john...
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why is it that the "English should be our official language" types always seem to have a poor grasp of it?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching the chyron, I totally forgot that this was written for him and not something Brennan came up with off the cuff. 🤣
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump must be in poor health if he can't even go to his own performance reviews.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love how burnished the hand reaching through the fence is. I know it's probably from a lot of folks taking photos, but I can see wanting to feel like you helped
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So, British Beef?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What’s the old saying about fitting 300 pounds of shit in a 10-gallon hat?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Less of a doob tube and more of a dook chute
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Tommy Lee Jones Reading Newspaper in Diner
Alt: Tommy Lee Jones Reading Newspaper in Diner
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just got served an ad that started "In the greatest story ever told..." and I went to skip it because I always skip religious ads. Except it turned out to be an ad for Lord of the Rings knife set. Still skipped
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ontawio 🤣
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am surprised anew every time I learn that Karoline Leavitt is 28 years old
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And I'm pretty sure they meant <1000
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When it's too late to play an hour of Death Stranding 2, but it's early enough to play two hours or ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
With apologies to Angela and Vic
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divorce
Alt: Fanoli (Angela Giarratana) and Vic Michaelis (Vic Michaelis) on Very Important People
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“…so, we did nothing.”
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Dennis Reynolds Explains The Implication
Alt: Dennis Reynolds Explains The Implication
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Make him take that shit off the walls. We all know he plans to steal it anyway
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They keep essentially saying "trust me bro" when they have a long track record showing why we shouldn't trust them
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Shut It Down - Dark City Iconic Scene
ALT: Shut It Down - Dark City Iconic Scene
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Marshawn Lynch: 'I'm here so I won't get fined.'
ALT: Marshawn Lynch: 'I'm here so I won't get fined.'
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Gomez Addams' Steaming Drink Reaction
ALT: Gomez Addams' Steaming Drink Reaction
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why not? Isn’t one of the thoughts that Vance runs with him as vp, then resigns on day 1?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve got five on it
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Unqualified unless the only qualification they’re looking for is to be a toady for him
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dude looks like he MS Painted himself into the image
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Running from about a half-dozen people recording on their phones. Folded like a trump business 😂
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