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Chromigula

@chromigula.bsky.social
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Electronic faith healer. Alleged to be a good guy.

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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.” --FBI Deputy Directory Gordon Cole (David Lynch) #twinpeaks #CONTROLResonant
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
About to make the most of this early-ass flight with the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social special
A seat-back screen, ready to roll with Josh Johnson’s Symphony HBO special
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t dream very often when I sleep. Some have told me I do but don’t remember, which feels like the same thing? On the rare cases I do, it’s often about work and tasks I don’t know or have ever done. Some days, I’ll be working and remember that I already did this in one. Prophecy or deja vu?
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just got served an ad that started "In the greatest story ever told..." and I went to skip it because I always skip religious ads. Except it turned out to be an ad for Lord of the Rings knife set. Still skipped
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am surprised anew every time I learn that Karoline Leavitt is 28 years old
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When it's too late to play an hour of Death Stranding 2, but it's early enough to play two hours or ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey beating Mitch was not on my bingo card
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Man I sure hope Massie, et. al., have the courage to stand up to Trump now that he primaried them out of their seats. Y'all don't have to worry about re-election now--time to hold him to account.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Saw this in a conference room at the office and immediately wondered if it should have a question mark instead. @allybeardsley.bsky.social @dropout.tv
A large paper pad on an easel in a corporate environment.  The page reads “Yes!”
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If the argument is that a ballroom really IS the only way to keep him safe, I say build the thing. Then tell him there's a cask of Amontillado inside (he won't know either of those words).
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Wouldn't it be funny if they held an alternative White House Correspondent's Dinner and nobody showed up to hear him bitch about the media covering the things he does?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Because he can't read, he won't know the story of the boy who cried wolf. After an increasing fever pitch culminating in apparent threats of genocide and nuclear war, even presenting a time he expected to start, that he backed down should mean that no one ever take his threats seriously again.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Y'know, it would be a damn shame if @dropout.tv did an episode of Dimension 20: On A Bus Animated and that became the top-rated episode. A damn shame.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The @cnn.com website had been displaying the change in average gas price since Feb. 28 for a while, and now shows it vs a year ago. Guessing that's to be nice to him since it's now up over a dollar since he started this war.
A snip from the CNN website showing today's average price per gallon in the US as $4.08, up $0.84 from a year ago.  Previously, the CNN website had been displaying price change since February 28, 2026, when mister Trump started this war in Iran.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I know that he’s probably going to say we’re leaving NATO or that there’s a deal with Iran, but I’m just going to sit over here with my fingers crossed saying “Budd Dwyer, Budd Dwyer, Budd Dwyer…” (Iykyk, but if you don’t know don’t look up the video)
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026
A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What do you mean the lyric is "get it hot like Papa John" and not "get it hot like Bambadjan"?
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a bible in front of a woman and saying `` buzz off , bambojan '' .
ALT: a man is holding a bible in front of a woman and saying `` buzz off , bambojan '' .
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
So if you’re filming a turbine/fam/wheel with a phone, there’s a point where it appears to start going backward because of the frame rate. But I’m wondering if there is a faster RPM that realigns with the frame rate to reverse the reversal and start moving forward again
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Surely I can't be the only one to see this and think "is that Fetterman?" Unsurprisingly, it is, indeed, John Fetterman.
A screenshot of a headline on CNN's website reads "How senators voted on effort to rein in Trump's Iran war powers"

There are two groupings of dots, one under a header "Yes (47)" and one under a header "No (53)".  Of the 47 "Yes" dots, there are 44 blue dots, two yellow dots, and one read dot.  Of the "No" dots, there are 52 red dots, and one sad blue dot.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Democrats would probably see bigger gains courting the people who sit elections out instead of trying to sway over Republican voters.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hey @dropout.tv when that Game Changer blanket comes back in stock, save me one? It’ll go great with my curtians!
A living room. You can see curtains with a loop-de-loop design similar to that used in Game Changer
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
@aclu.org you up?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Have just seen a trailer for the new Super Mario Bros movie and with both Yoshi and Birdo in the it, I am looking forward to Fox News trying to explain why their viewers should skip it because of a trans dinosaur and a boy dinosaur who lays eggs.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A picture of Donald Trump's face, copied from when he fell asleep during again during a meeting, superimposed over George W. Bush's face at the infamous moment he heard the news about 9/11 while reading to children.  In front of the deteriorating dictator's face is superimposed the text "SIR, ICE HAS MURDERED ANOTHER MINNESOTAN"
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
FDR: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ICE: The only thing we have to fear are nurses and poets driving minivans
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hey dems--if you're not going to defund ICE, maybe you can push for disarming them?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They can call it the “make heaven crowded tour” but all I hear is “follow your leader”
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Thinking about the Bad Bunny concert here in a couple weeks and can’t help but think that given how so many mainlanders treat Puerto Ricans, is it any wonder that Greenland and Canada aren’t champing at the bit to be a 52nd state?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
youtu.be/wm6VaIPyc8U?...
youtu.be
fuck ice
YouTube video by Chrissa Sparkles - Topic
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I know this probably isn’t in the new Street Fighter movie, but I’d love to see David Dastmalchian delivering the “for me it was Tuesday” speech
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ontos? You had me at "Frictional Games"!
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Seriously, that @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social episode could have been an hour of "Give me a little more" and I think everyone would have been happy. But we're happier still 🤣🤣🤣
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hey @croteam.com I think I found a puzzle that escaped #thetalosprinciple
The walk up to a building, the path flanked by posts with white-lightes patterns on them. The first pillar has the number 1900 on it
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Love the fact that @netflix.com's Wednesday season 2 ends with some straight-up Bruce Campbell shit. Right down to the fishhook.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This may be the most legit email I've ever seen
An email from Mr. Lenard (email address redacted)

Subject:  YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSE TO BE A MEMBER,, CONGRATULATIONS.

Body:  Join the Illuminati today to become rich, powerful and famous, and change your life forever. For the first time in history, our organization is looking for candidates for Illuminati membership among the billions of citizens on this planet.
Have you ever been scammed and need help getting your money back?

   Are you having trouble getting promoted at work? Are you looking for power to secure your company?
Are you having a difficult court case and need help winning? Worry no more, the Illuminati Brotherhood with its political influence has all the solutions to your problems. Contact us for more info via email or whatsapp number: [redacted]
 
PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL RESPONSES SHOULD BE MADE TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: [redacted]

Email: [redacted, but starts with illuminati]
Whatsapp:  [redacted]
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Just a heads up--you should definitely not search youtube for the new Barnaby Jones single (the lawyers made me say that)
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just imagine if he’s been dead for a week and they’ve been gaslighting us with old golf photos.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Sure would love it if @playstation.com took a second look at the @dropout.tv app and approved it so I can watch Make Some Noise from my couch instead of my computer chair.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Super excited to get to see @alyankovic.bsky.social and @puddlespityparty.bsky.social on my birthday tonight!
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Thanks, @panic.com and @coalsupper.bsky.social!
A circular patch with a blue sky with fluffy clouds.  A clothesline cuts across, and pinned to the line is a pair of white drawers with red hearts on them.  In black letters are the words “Thank goodness I finished!”
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
youtu.be/PuWVgVkMiHE?...
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Hostile Government Takeover (EDM Remix)
YouTube video by AGiftFromTodd - Topic
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
in b4 the conspiracy becomes that ghislaine maxwell went to prison as a sleeper that trump could pull out when the time was right
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Meme of the Grim Reaper playing a claw machine.  The text reads “Hulk Hogan?  Is Trump even in this thing?”
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Someone tell him you can’t bomb your way to a Peace Prize
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ah, so we're the baddies.
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Youtube needs a "Block advertiser" function. Just let me block all the prager ads in one go, please
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So is this the moment we point to when people try and argue "women are too temperamental to be president" in the future?
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Had to tell Reddit to stop showing me the r/blueprince reddit because I'm always too tempted to look at the threads and just sit there like
media.tenor.com
a woman with the word the on her eye
Alt: meme of "THE WHAT"
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Chromigula @chromigula.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
So usually I listen/watch @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social on Tuesday nights while I clean the apartment, but this week I'm cleaning on Monday night b/c they're doing an inspection tomorrow. So instead I'm listening/watching @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social on @gamechangershow.bsky.social
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