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Chris

@chrixoffer.bsky.social
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"I'm really an okay guy" -Carter Burke, 2179 SciFi/fantasy, cargo bikes, never worn lycra, cats and true blue.

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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Leaning pro Tartan Army rn
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#EdTravCyc Pedestrian/Cycling access completely restricted from 9th til (presumably) 19th April at the Clermiston Rd North/Queensferry Rd junction. Unable to use crossing for now to access Davidson Mains park. (Have witnessed folks running across the Qferry Rd here) @edi.bike
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Scientology predators hanging around Edinburgh primary schools now.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#Rangers #Chermiti #Cherminator
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I do love it when Airbnb hosts leave some nice bedtime reading for the kids
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Trip the The Range
Two trolley of gardening stuff and plants Packed cargo bike with gardening stuffAnother view of packed cargo bike
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Been car free for around 2 weeks whilst it undergoes a gearbox replacement and it's been an absolute breeze with our 'second car'. Shopping, nursery runs, visits to the city centre and beyond, cinema trips. Not all cyclists wear lycra and most shouldn't need to. #cargobike #carfree
Used computer chair strapped to a cargo bike
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Excellent gig
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Some of the cycling/2 wheeled superhighways between Leiden, Wassenaar and The Hague. Go anywhere on a bike or moped, feel safe. Another world
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Wassenaar, green everywhere, plenty of space for everyone Wassenaar, one way roads, beautiful bi-directional lanesWassenaar, bi directional lanes one one side, uni on the otherWassenaar, protected intersections, extremely efficient and safe
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Just back from a week in The Netherlands and god the UK is depressing. Noisy, irrational rage fuelled, entitled car muppets.
Wassenaar town centre, scheduled modal filters Wassenaar town centre, very quiet without car traffic Wassenaar, just another dayWassenaar, floating parking spaces, lovely bedded in cycling infra
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
😙👌
The reason Campbell's make soup
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Ok Edinburgh nephophiles/sky watchers, what caused this weird loop above the clouds. It seemed a lot more defined a minute prior to this being taken (in Corstorphine).
Weird thin cloud loop
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Why? Aren't cyclists allowed to ride on the carriageway? @edinburghcouncil.bsky.social @stephenjenkinson.bsky.social
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The Highway Code recommends bright or fluorescent clothing...
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A win for common sense. NEW LTN AT CAMMO AND LENNYMUIR ALERT *Kill Bill noises* Unreal that several parties were able to agree on this, a real positive update for conquering the rat runs. #ltn #cammo #lennymuir #etro
Cammo LTN ETRO. Ban car traffic
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
And you need to try Störtebäckerei German bakery at the junction of Clermiston Hill and St John's Rd but it has very limited opening hours
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Don't know if it counts but there's the psychic well just off Ladywell Rd. The wee old police box next to Magnet. And this bloody locked gate on Kirk Loan. Even though you can walk to it from both sides. More of a moan really
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have a soft spot for that part of the country as my mum lives in Haltwhistle. Don't forget yer Magna cap
Magna
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Great shared use path (if not a bit narrow) from Blackness to Boness, especially for those with kids on bikes. Shame about the one arsehole tearing it up on his wee-chode-energy moped. Otherwise absolutely serene.
Blackness and the Forth Bridges
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Here's a family saloon, not sure what the problem is
F1 car
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Highlighted is the new Flying Colours nursery. There is literally no way to get a child's buggy to it from Maybury Rd without either traversing a stairway, or walking down the roadside (where drop-offs tend to park). The nursery has raised the issue with Cala who could not care in the slightest.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Ping pong !!
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The Granton Gasholder looking excellent. Nice wee place for the kids to hang out (once the grass is walkable)
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
@pidginposting.bsky.social Far too many incidents are happening around this section now, including the daily close calls and guard rail collisions. It's not fit for purpose. Would a CYCLOPS roundabout be a fix? Corstorphine in general needs an overhaul, it's not a village anymore.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
@turvill.bsky.social Sadly major accidents have already happened near this area recently and I agree. It's not an 'if', but a 'when'. #Motonormativity
Pedestrians gathering around Grefriars BobbyMeadows to George Street completion 2028
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This is how you Christmas 🎁🎄 #cargobike
Cargo bike at Christmas
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
York Railway Station 💙
Bikesandbikesandbikes
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Leith is unhinged right now
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Choco Ibrox
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Ah well. Need to get wrapping myself. Bought a bunch of toys, chucked them out now to wrap the boxes. They love boxes.
Fookin boxes
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Great stuff. Feel bad for the people who have to cycle these sections on a daily basis. Canal to Meadows route sorely needed.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Alcest 💙💙 What a show at The Garage
Alcest Glasgow Friday 13th
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Korn - Life is Peachy 1996
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Mansun - Six 1998
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Foo Fighters - The Colour and the Shape - 1997
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Prodigy - Fat of the Land - 1997
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Faithless - Reverence 1996
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom - 1995 GODDAMN REALLY?!?!
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Kerbdog - On the Turn 1997
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Alice in Chains - Dirt 1992
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Deftones - Around the Fur - 1997
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
WHVN by Will Haven - 1999
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Can't really tell from the video but have they resolved the trench at the entrance to the Telfer Subway? Used to be an absolute bugger to negotiate.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Thanks to @edi.bike for this update
Explanation of the next part of the Roseburn to Union Canal project
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
We truly have gone backwards as a species. I think Wall-E is actually a documentary. This isn't a MAMIL post, this is a 'why can't you just use an ebike?'
MoronmobileA car journey which should take 22 minutes but the video points out that this journey is increased to 1h 40m during rush hour.A bike journey with the same destination as previous screenshot, showing the bike journey would take the same time as a car journey.
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
S-tier savoury snack.
Wasabi mix yass
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Chris @chrixoffer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Stride 2s of the world UNITE
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