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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Be cool about fire safety 🎵

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 26/09/2026

Let's splash in the dark www.instagram.com/reels/DdNgBG...

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

TO THE CENTER OF THE CITY WHERE NEW SEAN T.’s WAITING FOR YOU

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Slovenly herds of broccoli headed west county boys in hoodies and shorts and sandals grab assing around Dave’s Hot Chicken and decending on Andy’s custard each a goggling barking main character in their own awful awkward goofballery

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*carefully examining which coworkers laugh react to my Teams messages and which ones don’t*

🍿—Chris is Watching 🪏Digger in InfinityVision 3-D at WEHRENBERG THEATERS 🕶️ [56 check-ins in the past two months] 👑

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What do you call a Taylor Swift fan waiting hours and hours on end for a new single? A patient zero! *ducks a big meaty tomato*

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The baby scene in The Flash was far more horrifying than Resident Evil actually

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

These are my picks for my top shows of the 21st century

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys the new Superman looks real stupid and weird!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Are you a wild priestess AND divine goddess or is it possible you are a regular white lady?

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate the Digger color grading so much that’s a major part of my growing preemptive hatred for Digger

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Werner Herzog popcorn bucket is on sale good news

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Today is republican 4/20 dude! (Gas is $4.20)

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jarring to hear You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) in the daytime at Walmart

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 17/09/2026

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You best start believin' in politics, Mr. Sheeran...you're in one!

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fuck a Rebus crossword! Fuck it!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

With each trailer I become further convinced Digger is going to be one of the worst films ever made

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

America’s Dome should be condemned before anyone thinks about having another concert there

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you love food and other goods and love paying extra for graphic design from underpaid designers, this place called Target is best

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Is it ok to say the Beyonce version of Jolene sucks again

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me doing the Nickelodeon Toys R Us Super Toy Run shelf clearing aisle sprint at a garden store would be my new 45 year old fantasy

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That song Abraham, Martin and John is so funny if you pretend it’s really just the same man looking for all three people and someone has to, at some point, tell the poor guy

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It should be illegal for a man to step in front of you like the fright witch in Mulholland Drive at Walmart and ask if you’re happy with your cell service

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hans Zimmer’s given name is Bob Dylan so you can imagine how mad he was

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Prices now make me feel like a kid again. “A turkey sandwich? That must be like 40 dollars!”

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hi friends, while I was unemployed I decided to make a new pinball show and I hope you enjoy! I did it for fun and to teach myself new editing software. youtu.be/ciCfWDj7LxE

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19 Rock and Roll Pinball Machines Ranked Worst to Best

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“This store does not discriminate against sex, gender, race or religion but CREED is another matter!”

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It’s so fucking depressing when the “How to Alamo!” preroll plays it says “Connect to WiFi. Open the app…” What was so wrong with little fucking pencils and servers and no phones??

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The typeface for The Good Son is truly unhinged

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

SHOTS FIRED. Is this the new blue shirt red shorts?

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I’ve gotta get this off my chest: Every Day I Write the Book is a really annoying song

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“People don’t quit jobs, they quit managers.” DING DING DING!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Saw a guy unironically refer to himself as the Punk Rock Don Draper on LinkedIn

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The last editor who laid me off once said “the word ‘strength’ feels a little soft. Can you swap with something stronger?” and said that I did the NY Times crossword too much.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

King Ghodorah has arrived you guys can take 5

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Documentary film maker: “What do you guys think of the Sperm Whale Rock genre you’ve been so closely associated with now” Donald Fagen: “Oh, Sperm Whale Rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.” *hangs up*