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Chris Walker 🍁

@chriswalker1964.bsky.social
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If you enjoyed the hot dog, there's nothing to be gained by asking how it's made. Be great today, be better tomorrow. he/him

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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 5h
If I tried to do something like that now it would probably kill me, and I'd be grateful.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
I can only imagine.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
Oh fuck off!
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
It'd be epically hilarious. Should be a feature of the All Star skills fest.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
We need a goalie fight where their blades fall out.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
Pretty ok so far, Vinny.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
That's a bit of a shitty call on Josh.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 6h
😆 I NEVER miss my round.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 7h
That is absolutely fucking horrific. There is something deeply wrong with anyone that supports this, or plans to watch it.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 7h
Good beer!
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 7h
Very nice story, still irritating, though. :-)
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 7h
Aw, man. Those wankers with the day-glo jackets are in the building.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 7h
I was drinking with friends, what'd I miss? #GoHabsGo
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 8h
That 2nd line could be a blast to watch.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 9h
WTF!? Fucking crazy-ass cuntry.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 11h
Check in the HoC, plenty of pests there.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 12h
😂
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 12h
Good thing no one does that.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 13h
I think you mean criminal stupidity of the Leo Carlsson offer sheet.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 14h
I got a Viagra stuck in my throat. Had a stiff neck for hours.
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Stu Cowan @stucowangazette.bsky.social · 18h
Here's link to this week's Hockey Inside/Out Show as I join former Canadiens teammates and 1986 Stanley Cup champs Chris Nilan @KnucklesNilan30 and Brian Skrudland to talk #Habs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISKq...
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 16h
Him?
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 16h
#IsHeGoneYet
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So each question is its own referendum? Yeah, that works.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unless Dani Dipshit is subjecting us to multiple referenda, I think the original works. BTW, "referendums" is apparently technically & grammatically correct; I checked.
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danschyk @danschyk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sunset over Banff
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely stunning location. It was a bucket-list item staying at that hotel, inspired by the series Tin Star.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like that Guhle / Reinbacher idea. They'd be a good shutdown pair with some snarl.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An excellent #COTW!
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any chance he can play 40+ minutes a game?
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Other than that, they played a good game.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#IsHeGoneYet
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My analysis of tonight's #Habs game: ugh & yuck.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was a shit goal.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ya think Arber and Florian are gonna try and outdo each other with the hits?
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's brutal. Even if I were to subscribe to every available service I'd still not be able to watch about half their games. And for that I'd have to pay an arm, a leg, and several kidneys.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NGL, dude on the right reminds me of Jim Nabors.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you to the greedy corporate bastards who've made it impossible for me to watch tonight's #Habs home opener.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, but Florian threw the first punch.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The pigeons need a new toilet.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart
ALT: Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart
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Your daily wallpapers @dailywallpapers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kawah Ijen Crater Lake, Indonesia (📸: Rowan Heuvel).
Lake, mountains, volcano, trees, landscape, fog.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy for Florian Sucks about Ivan Opportunity for Kirby
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Stu Cowan @stucowangazette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My story setting up Canadiens' home opener tonight against Carolina Hurricanes with Florian Xhekaj making his season debut for #Habs after injury to Ivan Demidov that will sideline him 2-4 weeks and Jakub Dobes making his third straight start in goal: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
montrealgazette.com
Florian Xhekaj to make Canadiens debut as injury sidelines Ivan Demidov for 2-4 weeks
Dach will take Russian's spot on second line with Newhook and Slafkovsky, while Dobes will start in goal.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who's surprised?
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 06/10/2026
Went for an interview at a blacksmith's. Blacksmith: Are you any good at shoeing horses? I said: No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.
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Your daily wallpapers @dailywallpapers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two Jack Lake, Canada (📸 : Gaurav Agrawal)
Lake, forest, mountain, boat, reflection, clouds, sunlight, blue sky.
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Stu Cowan @stucowangazette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My column on how nothing has come easy for Canadiens goalie Samuel Montembeault, including earning the backup job behind Jakub Dobes at #Habs training camp coming off a terrible season: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
montrealgazette.com
Cowan: Nothing has come easy for Canadiens goalie Samuel Montembeault
Parents' financial sacrifices helped underdog netminder on his unlikely journey from home town of Bécancour to the NHL.
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#IsHeGoneYet
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Chris Walker 🍁 @chriswalker1964.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Check your DMs.
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