Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 13hI predicted half a Scaramucci, but it was half in jest. Truthfully, I was hoping for a couple more of those delightful “press conferences” of hers. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Someone should get a Jimothy wrap for their SmartCar 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026As a native Texan who’s 35 years removed from living there, I’m finally enjoying TX politics. 030 3
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Paint me like you paint your French couches, Jack. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Custard. Until I moved to WI in 2003 I was not aware of this. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Then they asked us where she got her law degree and she fucking said China. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Can anyone (Tom, maybe) show me how to connect Lotus Notes to my MySpace account? 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It strikes me as one of those things that might make for an amusing skit, but in real life it’s just horrifying. 031 3
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Shiny af. Sadly, I am currently too altered to properly rewrite Character Zero to fit this. But rhyming “glow” would fit that perfect. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I discovered it thanks to a classic country music podcast. Which is not a sentence that should make sense. Yet it does. 040 4
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does this mean you love rock and roll by proxy? 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026According to men, or based on evidence? According to the latter - yes. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like when they stick their lil tongues out. 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Like to watch it run out of the neck hole 😳 000 0
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jon Husted has now voted 14 times to continue the Iran war. That’s 14 votes causing record high gas and grocery prices, and Ohioans are paying the price. 16854353 854
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good, because, hear me out - fuck them. 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You do you, but as someone who’s hired a metric shit ton of people I have to say that if someone brought in a brisket and a smoker, they are hired! 0260 26
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What killed her was a mystery. What happened after she died; less so. 001 1
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it. 1022131523814 13.2K
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist… 809137173278 13.7K
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guessing the only reason he’s getting medical attention is that it looks like Austin PD arrived on the scene. Those guys aren’t wearing masks and gaiters. 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And yes, people, Loompaland is apparently in OR. Who knew. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026YOU ARE A LIAR! I cracked 22 of those bad boys open, and ONLY THREE had Wonka Bars. Two of which WERE MELTED! You owe me 19 Wonka Bars! (I’m fat, I still ate the melted ones!) I expect this fake invoice fake paid ASAP! 100 1
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/202628 years ago. 6846501677 4.7K
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why’s it gotta be someone other than Kash? Raise your hand if you’d be surprised if it came out that Kash has done a bestiality or three. 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It was five seconds of “Hey Senator” and then 19:55 before Mitch could respond “huh?” 000 0
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is elder abuse. I mean, fuck Mitch, but this is elder abuse. 010 1
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He’s got a point! 523183195388 18.3K
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know that saying “It’s always darkest before the dawn?” Well, here’s hoping… 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He’ll try, but fail at this like he fails at running casinos. Which is all this is to him anyhow. 110 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean, he’s right. Dems will take the midterms and the war will end. 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I lived in Phoenix at the time and in the immediate aftermath a Sikh man was murdered at a gas station for wearing his head covering. Was horrible. 010 1
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Like they always teach you in school, if you’re not certain, just lie. Right? 020 2
Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Were they concerned they didn’t have the Nazi vote locked up? 010 1
Reposted by Chris Wainscott 🫘Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026The rules are fake. My mouth is AGAPE. If you know the racial dynamics of academia, this is WILD. "Mr. Bundi estimates he wrote more than 2,500 essays over the next 12 years, sometimes three a day. He balanced completing his public health degree with helping faraway students [...] finish theirs." 5487161 487