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Chris Wainscott 🫘

@chriswainscott.bsky.social
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This is me in a McLovin shirt. It was Hawaiian shirt day at work. Yes, I intentionally chose a bad photo. I don’t sculpt my life on social media. Founding member of the #chesspunks Co-host of Six String Hayride - a classic country music podcast.

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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 13h
I predicted half a Scaramucci, but it was half in jest. Truthfully, I was hoping for a couple more of those delightful “press conferences” of hers.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 22h
Holy shit, I nailed it!!!
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So…half a Scaramucci?
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There’s no reforming this shit.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Someone should get a Jimothy wrap for their SmartCar
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
As a native Texan who’s 35 years removed from living there, I’m finally enjoying TX politics.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Candlesticks for dinner again?
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Paint me like you paint your French couches, Jack.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Custard. Until I moved to WI in 2003 I was not aware of this.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Then they asked us where she got her law degree and she fucking said China.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Particle cat knows what’s up.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can anyone (Tom, maybe) show me how to connect Lotus Notes to my MySpace account?
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It strikes me as one of those things that might make for an amusing skit, but in real life it’s just horrifying.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shiny af. Sadly, I am currently too altered to properly rewrite Character Zero to fit this. But rhyming “glow” would fit that perfect.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I discovered it thanks to a classic country music podcast. Which is not a sentence that should make sense. Yet it does.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s go Crew!!! 1-0 over the Padres
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does this mean you love rock and roll by proxy?
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s on that MAHA diet.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
According to men, or based on evidence? According to the latter - yes.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like when they stick their lil tongues out.
Sleeping dog named Balki under a blanket with his tongue sticking out of his mouth a little.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These days neutrality IS surrender.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like to watch it run out of the neck hole 😳
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mine or a random one?
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jon Husted has now voted 14 times to continue the Iran war. That’s 14 votes causing record high gas and grocery prices, and Ohioans are paying the price.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good, because, hear me out - fuck them.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You do you, but as someone who’s hired a metric shit ton of people I have to say that if someone brought in a brisket and a smoker, they are hired!
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes!!!
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What killed her was a mystery. What happened after she died; less so.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That gun sounds pretty lit, tbh.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guessing the only reason he’s getting medical attention is that it looks like Austin PD arrived on the scene. Those guys aren’t wearing masks and gaiters.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And yes, people, Loompaland is apparently in OR. Who knew.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
YOU ARE A LIAR! I cracked 22 of those bad boys open, and ONLY THREE had Wonka Bars. Two of which WERE MELTED! You owe me 19 Wonka Bars! (I’m fat, I still ate the melted ones!) I expect this fake invoice fake paid ASAP!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026
28 years ago.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Perfect Murder
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hell yeah!!!
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why’s it gotta be someone other than Kash? Raise your hand if you’d be surprised if it came out that Kash has done a bestiality or three.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It was five seconds of “Hey Senator” and then 19:55 before Mitch could respond “huh?”
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is elder abuse. I mean, fuck Mitch, but this is elder abuse.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s got a point!
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know that saying “It’s always darkest before the dawn?” Well, here’s hoping…
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’ll try, but fail at this like he fails at running casinos. Which is all this is to him anyhow.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, he’s right. Dems will take the midterms and the war will end.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Red rum
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I lived in Phoenix at the time and in the immediate aftermath a Sikh man was murdered at a gas station for wearing his head covering. Was horrible.
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Like they always teach you in school, if you’re not certain, just lie. Right?
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Chris Wainscott 🫘 @chriswainscott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Were they concerned they didn’t have the Nazi vote locked up?
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
The rules are fake. My mouth is AGAPE. If you know the racial dynamics of academia, this is WILD. "Mr. Bundi estimates he wrote more than 2,500 essays over the next 12 years, sometimes three a day. He balanced completing his public health degree with helping faraway students [...] finish theirs."
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