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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 18h

I try to maintain a theory of mind about other people but there is no part of me that is capable of genuinely believing anyone other than a child buying this crap

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 18h

Jurassic Park. I wanna say I was 5 at the oldest and the part where the T. Rex scared me so much my dad had to take me out of the theater for a minute. Sat through the rest of the thing and thought it was the coolest shit ever once we got the VHS though

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not short but women who are taller than me are so hot

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Everything I've seen of this movie has the energy of Birdman meets the Weapon of Choice music video and I don't mean that as a compliment

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They had the right because of the reasons I already said. He didn't have to provide any other details besides making them aware of that it had happened, and then letting them decide how to go forward. And yeah, I called you a dickhead. Because that's what you're being

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whether he should've been open and honest about it with his viewers is one thing, but he associated with people and was a partner in projects run by people who have made their stances on rape and assault very clear. It's not a simple oopsie, it's a deliberate subversion of trust, dickhead

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey man, there's this forest I think you'd find pretty cool if you'd stop looking at the trees for five seconds

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pretty sure I know who that is cause I called them out on this a couple days ago and they blocked me

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When did we wrap back around to beards being bad?

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The ads had the energy of a video for a Fatboy Slim song in the 90s and I don't mean that as a compliment

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anyway, this same guy saying that the problem with the Lindsay Clancy trial is that "women have forgotten how to be women and men have forgotten how to be men" is why I don't make friends with these freaks and make sure they can't locate me outside of work

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love telling someone I'm bisexual and getting gay jokes in return

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ahem. They're Frankie, they're Frankie And the Bride Bride Bride Bride

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I guess some people did learn the right lesson from the Torment Nexus

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love that "AI bad" is an idea so embedded in the culture that even the Pope is like "nah"

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The amount I'm relating to this guy has me wanting to sink into my chair

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look, you say "chocolate and beans" and I'm immediately like Kanye West in the fishsticks gag lol

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are several things here that have me asking "what?"

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Had a coworker confirm today that my ability to immediately clock whether or not someone is a shitbag is as accurate as ever. I hate it here.

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So I went and looked it up and it was actually supposed to be one book. Hobb made it so long though that it got split into two, and then the same thing happened again with what was meant be only a third book. I know fantasy authors are stereotyped as having diarrhea of the keyboard but damn

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you've ever wanted a show that's like those YouTube channels that take time to appreciate bad movies but for books, Bad Books For Bad People might do for you

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The crazy thing about that series, and if you already know this forgive me for mansplaining, is that Hobb herself has it was originally supposed to just he a duology. And yeah, you can feel that. I love Realm of the Elderlings but that leg of it is just...uuuuugh

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I know it'd have its fair share of problems, but I fully believe that if you're going to write up an opinion piece in a publication, you should be legally required to include your name and a link to some social media site where you then have to defend it for a day

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah, I really don't think I need to hear Hannibal Lecter's thoughts and feelings

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Went down the rabbit hole to read the article (it's on the Bulwark) and these people are so evil in the most childish fashion

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're the kind of socially conscious person I aim to be

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So Dungeon Crawler Carl is like Sword Art Online but not shit

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Chris, but like, spooky 🍉 @christopherwards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's the thing. I can respect not wanting to trigger people, but I feel like a lot of people misunderstood how that works and it effects how we talk about things

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