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Christopher Sommer

@christophersommer.bsky.social
412 followers 186 following 352 posts

PR/Comms/News. Funny stuff and lukewarm takes. D&D Bard of your dreams. 6’4” in my fitness era so expect some shirtless pics. Sorry not sorry.

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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The new Resident Evil movie is so good! I was not prepared for how funny, scary, and well done it is. We need more!
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Handbasket @handbasketzine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Found some extra copies of this classic zine issue while cleaning house! There are about 15 available. Send us a DM if you’d like a copy! Cover model is Handbasket’s own @christophersommer.bsky.social
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now they done knew
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Handbasket @handbasketzine.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
New merch designs are available in the Bonfire shop! Link in bio. Use code BLUESKY at checkout for a discount!
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tired but trying.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy zaddy day to all who observe! 💜💙🩷
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Pride! 💙🩷💜
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Got laid.
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Dane 🌈🪐 @daneuntamed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this is such an onion story
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just a daddy in Puerto Rico.
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j4man.bsky.social @j4man.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is very sweet. Might have gotten a bit emotional 🥹
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Straight Men Kiss Other Men for the First Time | First Takes | Cut
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Felt hot. Literally.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Sweating like a whore in a place that is warm.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Made a fitness
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Update: To things and those that have been living rent-free in my head, due to the economy, I am now charging rent. Venmo and all forms of payment are due first of the month. Thank you.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Just realized I had to scroll down to see about 5 weeks of unread IG messages. Welp. Sorry, to everyone that I accidentally ignored quality memes from. 🙇🏻‍♂️
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Not to brag but I’ve been where the astronauts come out and wave before missions. 🌖
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Egg drop soup is foreplay.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Senator Chris Murphy, "The Strait of Hormuz was open before the war began" "We are now seeking to solve a problem that we created" "This is insanity"
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Had so much good news come in today I’m getting emotional. 😭
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Nothing dries me up faster than low effort.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I would like a wing, I would like a wing I would like a chicken wing on my dinner table. I would like it big and juicy, shining So I can take a flat and dip and munch about it. And when the tray is here, forgive me, God, the ranch while I devour it.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’ll stand in TSA lines if it means they stop executing citizens in the streets. This administration cannot govern.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hello, followers. I have pushed heavy things and eaten chicken chests. Fitness made.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just do you know…
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Girls FTW!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Handbasket @handbasketzine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wanna look as hot as him? Use code CHRISTOPHER in our online shop for a discount! www.bonfire.com/store/offici...
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Enjoy the Ride! Handbasket is an independent bimonthly literary zine for irreverent queer voices + a complimentary weekly radio show.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I hope this is the thighlight of your day.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pump up the jam
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Applying the traditional ATL lemon pepper to the wings prior to takeoff.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The boomers sure do love their loud ringers being on and speaker phone for all to enjoy.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Strange to see #ATL as a ghost town. But no ice is a welcome sight for those flight that are able to land in better-weather locations (not many in the USA). #gawx
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Still just wet roads south of the metro. Some slight ice on treetops. ATL airport is wet and VERY empty. No security lines at all. #gawx #atl
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Let’s see. Texas facing severe winter weather, I know one senator must be on his way to Mexico or someplace else already.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m convinced baby boomers and other generations are so terrible is because of all the lead poisoning.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Celebrating the annual Grinchussy.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Thank you to all the brands for wishing me a merry Christmas.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Can some of y’all actually hear and understand song lyrics without having to look it up to make sense of them?
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Hey. Get your @handbasketzine.bsky.social merch! Get a special discount too using CHRISTOPHER as your promo code. www.bonfire.com/store/offici...
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
God. Ate too much panettone.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Alcohol sucks. It’s not even fun anymore.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
There is virtually no harmless way of consumption in a capitalist society.
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Only millennials can get this. 🎻 👙 👀
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m going to learn guitar just to play the intro to Toni Braxton’s “He Wasn’t Man Enough.” Now you can’t get it out of your head.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If you like sexy shirt, grab my favorite and support @handbasketzine.bsky.social, an awesome LGBTQ+ zine sharing our voices. Plus, use my code: CHRISTOPHER for 15% off! I just ordered a ton so hop on it!
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Handbasket @handbasketzine.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Taylor B’s (Early) Birthday Party Show is coming on Monday, 11/17/25! Celebrate another year of your fourth-favorite radio DJ at 7 PM Pacific / 10 PM Eastern only on @eburgradio.bsky.social — eburgradio.org 🎂
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Christopher Sommer @christophersommer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Predator Badlands was so good! I was shooketh.
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