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Christopher Rennie

@christopherrennie.bsky.social
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 16h
Penta just won MitB. A great decision by all accounts. And STILL found someone who bitched about it!
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 18h
Love Tiffany, but literally the worst pick there...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 21h
The Mist Sunshine War of the Worlds Serenity
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 23h
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Bill Belichick's Game Day Expression
ALT: Bill Belichick's Game Day Expression
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And for those that don't know, Alex himself took on a very challenging role himself.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kristen too
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beat the Jets without him, at the very least.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Signs Cowboy Bebop Pitch Black Lilo & Stitch
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least they're doing something right... We'll see if they end up fucking with them
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a Patriot fan who witnessed the Brady/Belichick days, I can't even fathom the shit other fanbases have gone through. That would've been an absolute no brainer. Up 3 possessions? No question.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As long as it's once again acknowledged that Zombie is not a Halloween song...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You genuinely felt the need to say this...?
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. Exactly this. The laugh. Sami's laugh. That got me.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Ahhh man. Pac's passing got you down? Snap into a Slim Jim!'
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bugs Bunny's Amused Reaction
Alt: Bugs Bunny yawning
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ehhh, as soon as you say Caligula, any potential shock should be off the table.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes, you guys just say things. No logic. No significance. Just random things 🤣
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What stage of fascism is it when they send a battalion of heavily armed masked secret police to protect a bulldozer knocking down a sacred tree for no reason?
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has anyone done this one yet?
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a potentially related question: How the fuck are none of these people SAG-AFTRA yet?
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We know how the Christians are trending yet?
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Event Horizon Men in Black Armageddon The Faculty
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what's even rarer than a sarcastic joke that someone doesn't miss on Bluesky? An apology Good on you
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahhh! I see what you did there... Love it!
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd quote it, but I think he needs a break... 🤣
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Let them figure it out. It's not your concern." -- George Carlin
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I honestly thought the first part was genuine. I had to see how specific the second part went haha
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This can mean SO MANY things right now...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's just SO spot on. There's so many actual idiots in this world right now who would say something close to that genuinely.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah. Never spell out sarcasm for people. Let them figure it out... Life lesson.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I legit saw "Red Sox fan" and thought instantly this probably just went right over everyone's head... We're a misunderstood bunch 🤣
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I THINK he was being sarcastic. The Fortunate Son part is too spot on.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did I love it? No. Probably for the same reasons they all hate it. But it's okay! I liked it enough.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more I think about it, the less funny it gets, cause it just rings more and more true for the dragon. Like of COURSE there'd be dragons that would need this in their life.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once a month/week/day, every professional should post something completely off the walls wrong. So wrong that no human being could ever be confused. "Now you see, in order to fix your toilet, you're gonna need to use your hot dog buns, a football, and a koala bear." We'll all understand why...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is he feast or famine?
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
September is the best 🤣 "Buffalo destroyed the Lions." Quickly learning that don't mean shit...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know Colleen Wolfe. She pops up from time to time.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cause the Aces ain't female? Cope 🤣
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YES!!!
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, he can certainly ham, I'll give you that 🤣
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's not true
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Father's Shadow
A father (Sope Dirisu) with his two sons (Godwin Chiemerie Egbo, Chibuike Marvellous Egbo) from the film My Father's Shadow, directed by Akinola Davies Jr.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fair
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say what you will about Digger, but everyone should go see it. Roll the dice. You might even like it.
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If they don't turn this into a Jack Smith night...
Atlanta Hawks hosting the Golden State Warriors on January 15, 2027
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be a great scrimmage for them!
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya, you got nothing 🤣
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Agreed. Like posting this on a random Bluesky thank you and thinking you did something... Then again, I don't know what's worse. Posting that, or you coming along slurping it up. bsky.app/profile/leig...
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Christopher Rennie @christopherrennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another moron who thinks John Henry cares about Bluesky...
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