Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Read that the U.K. Government’s Expert Academic Panel on Neurodiversity reported that “conventional recruitment can unintentionally select against neurodivergent people” and reflected that the only professional job I ever got through interview was when when I talked about being the Bookstart bear. 220
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The idea of a casual heterosexual “no loads refused” party is going to haunt my nightmares. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am not good at watercolours, but they do help keep me relatively sane. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So we can disinter and execute her corpse Oliver Cromwell style then stick her head on a spike? I mean it seems a bit callous Celia, but if you really think it’ll help.static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Digs Grave: Deeper, Wider, FasterALT: Homer Simpson Digs Grave: Deeper, Wider, Faster 061
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Say what you want for humanity, when we destroy our planet we do it with style. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whatever you do DO NOT follow any advice given to you by Nelly. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watching old Judge Judy on Youtube and just did a double take at c1997 Officer Bird. 🥵 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It looks more like they've commissioned an 88 foot print out of clip art compiled by AI and then rubbed teabags on it to make it look old, which seems like a pretty decent metaphor for today's Tory party. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Would I be too much of a fag if I said that my favourite bit was the boots/socks combo? You're beautiful, but patent black with blue/charcoal socks is just perfect. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Google AI genuinely citied a Reddit post I made a few days earlier (which obviously did not contain the information I wanted nor that which it claimed it did) as evidence of something it just made up. And yet it's going to take over the world. 230
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Pictured" She's so facetuned she looks like an anime character watercoloured onto cement. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honestly same. Sadly I'm risk averse and (ADHD) impulsive, so I end up bouncing from boring job to boring job and never gettig anywhere, because the things I've had genuine passion for have always been too much of a long shot I can't afford to take. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tell people I'm Liz Truss, not Nigel Farage is definitely a pitch. 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You could go to Pisa? Apparently that's also dull, but you could take a leaning tower photo? 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026World corrective (the views of real humans) with this flawed one is only going to make that happen more quickly. Over time you’ll just get more and more out of step and not notice because the political debate will reflect genuine people’s thoughts and feelings less and less. Abolish the people shit. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s before you even consider the reflexivity risks of using a fixed “broad brush” model to test ideas as part of an iterative political process. Much like markets politics shape its own reality until reality and the model politicians are operating on diverge too extremely. Replacing a real… 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In what world is AI not the kind of issue where the public have rapidly evolving real-time views? No one knows what it is and the industry keeps announcing more and more insane ways it’s going to kill us. That’s not a politically stable issue. 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rancid vibes are good actually was a very brave position for them to take. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wake up Hooray my nose isn’t blocked! Drink some water Immediately start coughing up phlegm Oh that’s where that went …static.klipy.comDan Auerbach in The Black Keys' 'Fever'Alt: Dan Auerbach in The Black Keys' 'Fever' 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you hear the feline sing Singing the song of hungry pets It is the music of a species Who have not had biscuits yet When the yearning in our hearts Is Followed by gentle purring hums Another meal is about to start Will you fill our tums!? 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love the Mediterranean and its various peoples 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope it includes a documentary feature on what drugs everyone was doing to make something so brilliantly insane?static.klipy.comEvillene Performs No Bad News in The WizALT: Evillene Performs No Bad News in The Wiz 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Other guys who look and sound like that while fetishising the clichéd masculinity they cannot embody themselves. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Something something Ant Man and the Diet of Worms 030
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tabula Rasa is a very good episode, but if you make your soon to be ex sit through 40 minutes of "Randy Giles", Rupert/Anya shipping, and "Joan the Vampire Slayer" just to get to the break up scene you're sending very confusing messages. 020
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A genuine, lovely, and hilarious piece of writing about a reincarnated war criminal's attempts to find love, one himbo at a time. 140
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBear In The Big Blue House SniffingALT: Bear In The Big Blue House Sniffing 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Loved this. Signed a dark bearded light eyed bottom. 030
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In an airport it could be about yourself or almost every other person in eyesight. To be fair I have also sung along to the "your sons are gonna be rapists" bit from "Let's Generalise About Men" several times on the tram. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do not believe that people this dumb can exist and not be amazing in bed. God had to give them something. 0240
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have and I regret nothing. My unwilling audience however… 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think my brain always hears it this way, but as a closet gay in love with his friend. The only bad interpretation is the real one. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Apologies, I’ve got nothing then. Poor little mite I hope she feels better soon. 111
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We discovered lick-e-lix really work for getting ours to take drugs. You have to syringe the liquid into the tube and slosh it about a bit, but she goes mad for it. 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Any city building game that does start with a medieval core is propaganda. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m almost in awe of the paucity of that woman’s imagination. 000
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...and another reason to hate Rowling. If your magic school is accesible only via a steam train that makes a single stop in London and then avoids all the major urban areas of the country en route to an isolated Scottish castle then both your world-building and politics are deeply reactionary pish. 130
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Through neoliberal court politics we have created an aristocracy of mediocrity and their prelacy of utter cunts to let us know our place. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ultimately I don’t think these people believe that anyone but them has a genuine inner life. Trans people are brainwashed, ADHDers are lost, lefties are envious, the working class shouldn’t create art; it’s all rooted in the same conviction that experiences other than their own are invalid. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well Janice, I didn’t have to my pills today and it took all my mental resources just to go to the fucking post office, so what do you think? I was “lost” from the age of 5 to 39 and I’m only not now because of that diagnosis. Respectfully, get fucked. 120
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Read this as “women = female sandwich” and thought it genuinely wasn’t the stupidest comparison TERFs had made. 060
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026But do we pronounce it as Fuck-stofer, Fucks-tofer, or Fucks-top-her? 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Downton Abbey and the Crown are both utterly shite. Kind and wise aristocrats! Ghost Diana! Exposition so ghastly it reminds one of that “dreadful Amritsar incident”. Good actors do not fix appalling scripts. 010
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe that’s how Niles remembers her looking? 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You mean this isn’t an episode about Frasier having a girlfriend recovering from cancer and being too awkward to break up with her because she’ll think it’s about the cancer and not her ugly ass wig? 100
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There’s a company that maintains the plants at the office over the road from mine whose van says “AI powered plant technology” and I’m genuinely at a loss to work out what part of the man with the watering can is run out of a data centre. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These bitches are so dumb they never even saw the film of a book. 110
Cryptopher Marsland @christophermars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im trying to work out what the AI is doing here, and I’m guessing they killed another ecosystem so they could reinvent the hologram effect postcard? 041
