christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 09/06/2025PROPHECY FULFILLED BLAINE WARBLER TONY AWARD WINNER 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I shit you not, I was listening to the song “Chicago” when my friend texted me that the Vatican had sent up white smoke. But I didn’t put it together until right now because we didn’t learn the pope’s identity for like another hour 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 02/05/2025rip kristen applebees you would have loved cardinal thomas lawrence’s homily to the conclave 010
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 01/05/2025all tongues that rise against the mckinley high glee club shall *checks notes* be nominated for a tony award? 110
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 21/04/2025*head in hands* i just know they're gonna replace the kindest pope in history with an eager fascist 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 12/04/2025If I was a writer on Yellowjackets, I wouldn't have killed off Natalie even if Juliette Lewis wanted to leave. Instead, I would have had her scuffle with Misty in the woods. But when Natalie stands up, she's Sophie Thatcher. Someone says, "You think you're so much better than us. You always did." 110
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Hey, gang. Asking for a friend. I am looking over my shoulder for snipers on the rooftops as I type this, but what do we do if we, uh, may have *whispers* lost a library book? 220
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 30/03/2025nobody talks about how scary it can be to be a bookworm. for instance i just accidentally knocked The Power Broker off my nightstand and the thump was really loud 021
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Here’s what we are NOT going to do, champs: we are NOT going to vote for Andrew fucking Cuomo. I know NYC is medically incapable of electing a decent mayor, but this is a bridge too far. 030
Reposted by christine calellaLorie Barber 🚫👑 @barberchicago.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The always prescient Mary Oliver. 01912
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 01/03/2025don't mind me...just an autumn/winter girlie dreading the return of summer bc not only is it so HOT that you want to rip your own skin off—but also all the TV shows go on hiatus and you don't even get your weekly emotional support episode to get you through the sweaty, sunburn-y, bug-bite-y week? 010
Reposted by christine calellaBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg. 571572437395
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 18/02/2025People love to be like, "Yellowjackets would have turned out so different if they had a female coach! If Coach Ben was a woman, she would have never let Jackie sleep outside!" And...respectfully? 100
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I do believe that part of the reason Mitch McConnell stubbornly clings to life is because, on some level, he knows what punishments await him on the other side of the veil 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 06/01/2025If you should know one thing about my books, it’s that I’m always gonna pick one little and innocent character to kill!!!! I am a proud alumna of the Suzanne Collins School of Writing 100
Reposted by christine calellaJen @popgoesthereader.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Kick off the new year - and your new reading goals - with a bang with the help of these 50 exciting new YA books being published in January 2025! popgoesthereader.com/hot-off-the-... #YALit #KidLit 3179
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Can’t get over Spotify Wrapped confidently telling me that June was my “Theatrical West End Broadway” season as if that was some kind of insight. Like…. 000
Reposted by christine calellakamilah cole @wordsiren.bsky.social · 21/11/2024✨ YA BOOK NEWS ✨ I'm so excited to announce that my next YA duology, a romantasy called WICKED ENDEAVORS, is coming in Summer 2026! If So Let Them Burn was about the power of love, then Wicked Endeavors is about the poisonous yet motivating power of hate. Black female rage abounds in this one 😈 68466114
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 18/11/2024lorelai gilmore is a deeply dysfunctional individual but one fault i will NOT ascribe to her is the idea that she wouldn’t be receptive to luke discovering he has a kid 010
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I wrote a book (THE AUSTEN AFFAIR, coming in September 2025 from St. Martin’s Griffin) in which the grumpy male lead in a Northanger Abbey film adaptation is a true animal lover who excels at working with the horses on set…….Jonathan Bailey, I have a role for you youtu.be/Gf0mAfTeU-w?... 130
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 16/11/2024does Bluesky have a draft function? i do really love keeping a treasure trove of my unbaked thoughts and too-hot takes where only i can see them, to silently wait in a white void for the prophesied day when i finally click “post” 010
Reposted by christine calella🐰𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂🐰 @xnightbloombunny.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer 683408134974
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Being honest: it was incredibly frustrating that I spent years trying to build up my writing community on Twitter only to powerlessly watch the site die before my eyes in the months leading up to my YA debut. Please be kind and share this reintroduction thread so I can find my people! 1162
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 15/11/2024spike & drusilla, chucky & tiffany, emily & richard gilmore....these are all beautiful examples of evil couples in love ♥️ 000
Reposted by christine calellaDoctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 11/11/2024don't comply in advance, don't despair in advance 292475744
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 17/10/2023i love working in fantasy publishing, actually. no one can judge the quality of the books i read anymore. think i’m reading something lowbrow? sorry, i gotta. for market research 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 10/10/2023just read two *chef's kiss* 2023 debuts that knocked my socks off and got me out of a reading slump (MIDNIGHT STRIKES and THEIR VICIOUS GAMES, if anyone's asking) and now the question is...where do i take this energy from here 100
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 22/09/2023tropical storm ophelia??? oh, you must mean: 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 22/09/2023could other authors who have commissioned character art recommend some artists they've had good experiences with? i'm doing some research and would love some more names!! 011
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 06/09/2023My debut novel is coming out April 9th from @PageStreetKids and I'm incredibly proud of it. Please consider pre-ordering—nothing helps authors more! And if you need some convincing, check out the book description in the second image to entice you into an ocean adventure ⚓🏴☠️🌴 011
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 02/09/2023me getting creative inspiration for the sequel to a book i have not finished writing yet (much less published) is the writing version of a maladaptive evolutionary response, like a peacock whose tail grows too big to fly 100
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 31/08/2023“Not Yourself? Alert An MTA Officer” would be a great title for a body-swap scifi short story 000
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 29/08/2023when you get introduced to your debut fantasy novel’s publicist, but your day job is SFF book publicist 020
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 24/08/2023every time i ride the Q i think of ONE LAST STOP and how unfair it is that alex and henry got 5-star hotels & polo equipment sheds but those poor girls had to get busy on these bacteria-ridden plastic seats 100
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 24/08/2023it’s so fucked up when you’re rereading your wip so you can pick it back up again, and you start really feeling it, then you reach the end of what’s written and you’re like “when will the author update? i need to know what happens next” 😞 050
christine calella @christinecalella.bsky.social · 22/08/2023seriously now. how are people going about getting accepted into the goodreads author program? it feels like a mythical place to me at this point. i am a cartoon mouse below deck of a ship, saying that in america there are no cats and the streets are paved with cheese 090