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Christian Minich

@christianminich.com
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Dad, data, process, philosophy | Token Alchemist @Vercel | My wife says my headstone will read “sorry I’m late”

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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 25/09/2026
Today was a good day
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 15/09/2026
The carcinization of data tools continues apace
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 06/09/2026
I’ve seen people say that agents will make high level programming languages obsolete. Like why should Python et al exist if LLMs could just write Rust, C or even Assembly?
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 04/09/2026
When I see you putting typos in your slop posts
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 26/08/2026
Me to Claude’s editorializing
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 25/08/2026
People with my name assemble!
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 19/08/2026
For every technology, there is a phase where you shouldn’t be allowed to post about it, but you are the most inclined to post about it. Many such cases today in AI
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 20/07/2026
Every app when I log into a meeting
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 07/07/2026
This Thursday I’m going to make a Dagster project from scratch, LIVE. This Thursday, I’ll show you, LIVE, how we use AI at Dagster draw the rest of the owl. Interested? Sign up here: app.sequel.io/event/d64257...
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 27/06/2026
Data engineers to software engineers who are all excited about context pipelines. (AI engineering is a data engineering shaped problem) #dataBA
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 20/06/2026
My wife when she “forgot” that she has 5 shrub stumps to dig out today instead of 3
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 09/06/2026
Me planning rides to and from all of my kids’ summer camps
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 28/05/2026
We live in the future claude.com/blog/introdu...
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 19/05/2026
Me registering for Databricks Data and AI summit and not seeing “sales” in the drop down for Occupation
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 25/04/2026
Claude Code when I ask why it deleted prod
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 18/04/2026
Friday night: always a good time for some Muppet Treasure Island
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 15/04/2026
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 12/04/2026
Everyone social media app needs this
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 12/04/2026
Lord grant me the audacity of this cedar playhouse maker who put “add branding plate” as step 54 in a 3 hour setup
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 11/04/2026
Another year, another career day where I ask “how do I explain selling a B2B SaaS Data Ops platform like Dagster to a bunch of kindergartners to 3rd graders in a way that’s interesting?” Last year, I explained that selling software as a sales engineer is all about:
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 10/04/2026
💀
Car radio saying “classic rock — Nirvana”
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 03/04/2026
What’s a movie that lives rent free in your head that no one else talks about? Mine is Clifford
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 18/03/2026
With AI, I need fewer handoffs and have more time to make dumb memes like this.
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 12/03/2026
It has been 0 days since I confused OpenLineage and OpenMetadata
Bernie Meme saying "I am once again asking you to stop putting "open" in the name of your products
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 05/03/2026
We just launched a new course that walks you through how to use AI to build data pipelines. I've been using our Dagster skills and this approach and it is truly like having a Dagster expert right next to you.
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 04/03/2026
SaaS isn’t dead because you are buying taste and a system of record — two things no LLM or agentic system can build for all the tokens in the world. 1/3
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 20/02/2026
Me trying not to name names
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 20/02/2026
When the doctor vibe codes your intake form
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 11/02/2026
Why learn 10 GUI interfaces when you could learn how to use 1 agent system (e.g. Claude Code). I was trying to set up an example data pipeline using Fivetran. I and had no idea where to find anything. I got frustrated and was about to read the docs on how to operate the GUI. 1/2 #dataBS
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 09/02/2026
It has been 0 days since IAM has driven me bonkers
Jason Segal from the Muppets saying "Am I am man? Or am I a muppet" from the Muppets
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 07/02/2026
Saturdays are for teaching your kids the value of software defined assets #dataBS Print yours here: dagster.io/what-assets-...
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 06/02/2026
Did Claude Code get a glowup in addition to getting Opus 4.6? Loving the colors
Claude code terminal UI with colors
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 05/02/2026
No video conferencing software gives me as many excuses for being late as Microsoft Teams.
McHahon meme  with the panels: "Captcha that makes me mistype some number of letters and numbers", "Login prompts me to log in my org, kicks me out, and tells me to log in as a guest", and  "Sudden, frustratingly long update"
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 03/02/2026
People often ask me how best to build their data platforms. I decided to take all of my hard-won experience and talking to to world's pre-eminent teams and codify it into an Agent Skill. Source: github.com/cnolanminich... Inspired by @kelseyhightower.com 's github.com/kelseyhighto... #dataBS
❯ /plugin marketplace remove nocode' 
  ⎿  ✔ Removed 1 marketplace

❯ /plugin marketplace add cnolanminich/no-code-skill 
  ⎿  Successfully added marketplace: nocode

❯ /plugin install nocode@nocode 
  ⎿  ✓ Installed nocode. Restart Claude Code to load new plugins.

❯ write a simple dagster project 

⏺ Skill(no-code)
  ⎿  Successfully loaded skill

⏺ Have you tried nocode?

  The best way to write secure and reliable applications is to write nothing and deploy nowhere.

  Consider:
  - Do you really need a Dagster project?
  - A data pipeline that doesn't exist has zero failed runs
  - No assets means no stale data
  - No schedules means no missed schedules
  - The observability of nothing is perfect: there's nothing to observe going wrong
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 14/01/2026
“It depends” is only a useful answer if you can say what it depends on. Better still is to ask clarifying questions, listen, and give a specific recommendation along with why.
McMahon meme saying

“Pat answer”
“It depends”
“It depends on”
“Do this for these specific reasons”
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 03/01/2026
I think this is exactly backwards. User-facing documentation has always been difficult to keep up to date and typically become stale. It’s a classic incentive misalignment — updating docs / readme’s value is diffuse and not experienced by the developers or maintainers except in the long term. 1/2
We've hit a new low with vibe coding. You now have to read the "CLAUDE md" file instead of documentation to know how to use someone's open source library. It's the only thing people seem to be updating now.
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 01/01/2026
My NYE party
Red wine and Hyperion
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 30/12/2025
Update: Kid was locked in for 95 pages straight at the library
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 23/12/2025
60 Minutes to Bari Weiss rn
Star Wars meme with Obi Wan saying “if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 18/12/2025
LinkedIn blowing up Saruman’s spot
Image of Saruman’s LinkedIn year in review with Saruman and Sauron and it says “Sauron: the person you kept up with all year long”
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 19/11/2025
New parenting level unlocked: chauffeur
Happy then sad meme saying “my son made the 7th grade basketball team” (happy)

Looks at the schedule (sad)
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 30/10/2025
Large tech companies doing serious, speculative R&D across the frontier of manufacturing, robotics, and AI is Good, Actually
Norman Rockwell painting of a guy standing up in a townhall meme,
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 23/10/2025
A classic, updated Original of course xkcd.com/303/
xkcd comic updating to say "the # 1 programmers excuse for legitimately slacking off: Claude Code is thinking!"
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 17/10/2025
Of course @simonwillison.net has a fantastic post on this, including how and why skills > MCP. simonwillison.net/2025/Oct/16/...
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 09/10/2025
What society would look like if everyone knew that being skilled at one thing does not make you skills at everything
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 23/09/2025
Every parent of young children
Images of “am I man or am I a muppet” that  says “am I depressed, or just sleep deprived”
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 23/09/2025
Kids these days have it too easy #dataBS #sql
Wojak meme saying "SQL Wrangling then" and "SQL Wrangling now" with posts like sum(case when) then, and count if now
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 18/09/2025
Welp
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 07/09/2025
Data engineers only want one thing and it’s disgusting
“Just one more” meme with “just one more metal” and the metal is platinum
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Christian Minich @christianminich.com · 06/09/2025
Our half marathons here in Lancaster PA feature bands singing bangers such as “it is well with my soul” Also such a lovely course full of farmland
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