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Christian Craig

@christch.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, wacky guy. Chicago. Words in rogerebert.com, bright wall/dark room, Animus mag. newsletter: bloodjump.substack.com LB 🟠🟢🔵 letterboxd.com/christch

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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
God bless John Carpenter
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Dark Wes is good Wes inreviewonline.com/2025/05/30/t...
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The Phoenician Scheme — Wes Anderson [Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of The Phoenician Scheme, directed by Wes Anderson & released by Focus Features, for film review site In Review Online.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I wrote about Eva Victor’s (great!) SORRY, BABY for in review: inreviewonline.com/2025/05/19/s...
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Sorry, Baby — Eva Victor | In Review Online
Eva Victor wants you to know that the cat is okay. “I feel like we should have put out a PSA!” they tell me at a recent festival screening. Victor, the Sorry, Baby — Eva Victor
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Eric LaRue is sweaty, but I think there's something noble about taking a swing at something so unwieldy. I wrote about it for In Review: inreviewonline.com/2025/04/25/e...
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Eric Larue — Michael Shannon [Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of Eric Larue, directed by Michael Shannon & released by Magnolia Pictures, for film review site In Review Online.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm about halfway through a read of Bleeding Edge and my biggest takeaway so far is that it's a tragedy Pynchon never wrote a video game
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I was blown away by MAD BILLS TO PAY! There's something about the current wave of low-budge filmmaking that recalls New Hollywood, and I think Vargas could be this iteration's Cassavetes. My review for In Review: inreviewonline.com/2025/04/12/m...
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Mad Bills to Pay — Joel Alfonso Vargas [ND/NF '25 Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of Mad Bills to Pay, directed by Joel Alfonso Vargas, for film review site In Review Online.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Very stoked and honored to be among CFCA’s writers to watch this year!
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Secret Mall Apartment is compelling, but it traces the limits of its subject (and its own ambitions) in moves that often feel like accidents. I wrote about it for In Review. inreviewonline.com/2025/03/21/s...
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Secret Mall Apartment — Jeremy Workman [Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of Secret Mall Apartment, directed by Jeremy Workman, for film review site In Review Online.
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Broad Sound @broadsoundmag.com · 04/04/2025
There’s still a month left to submit ideas for our special edition celebrating the 50th anniversary of Bruce Springsteen’s Thunder Road! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Call for Pitches: Exercises in Thunder Road
CALL FOR PITCHES BROAD SOUND SPOTLIGHTS: Exercises in Thunder Road In 1947, Raymond Queneau published the book Exercises in Style. In this remarkable work (available in full here), Queneau told the ...
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
THE ACTOR has been flying under the radar, but I thought it was profoundly affecting—you can feel Kaufman in the fabric of the work, but this is Duke Johnson's own thing. I wrote about it for In Review Online. inreviewonline.com/2025/03/14/t...
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The Actor — Duke Johnson [Review] | In Review Online
A new film review of The Actor, directed by Duke Johnson & released by NEON, for film review site In Review Online.
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 31/03/2025
New today on the site: @ethanwarren.bsky.social on Marielle Heller’s A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019): People Like Me
In A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, Mr. Rogers enacts the opening costume-change ritual. There’s something mythic about the transformation, something primal.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This essay was a joy to write, even if it meant watching Disaster Movie
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Tomris Laffly @tomilaffly.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
One of the co-directors of NO OTHER LAND, Hamdan Ballal was beaten by Israeli settlers and seized by Israeli soldiers from the ambulance Ballal called, per co-director Yuval Abraham. No one knows where Ballal is. (Ballal is second from right in the below photo.)
Post by Yuval Abraham, announcing what has been done to Hamdan Ballal. NO OTHER LAND directors.
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Broad Sound @broadsoundmag.com · 24/03/2025
"Entertainment lets us down all the time, but it’s rare to consume something rank enough to break out the soapbox. CinemaScore is there when that need arises." - @christch.bsky.social broadsoundmag.com/2024/07/31/t...
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The Failing Class (Christian Craig)
In the year 2000, a male gynecologist at the end of his rope is sucked into the sky by a tornado; he lands across the border, in Mexico, in the home of a woman giving birth and in need of an OBGYN.…
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
There’s a trailer embedded in this article for @vinsyn.bsky.social ‘s 4k restoration, which I can’t recommend enough www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ri...
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Virtuosity (1995) [Vinegar Syndrome Ultra 4K UHD & Blu-ray Promo Trailer]
YouTube video by Vinegar Syndrome
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Wrote about VIRTUOSITY and Francine Jamison-Tanchuck’s fantastic costuming for @bwdr.bsky.social Big thanks to Frank Falisi and @eccantwell.bsky.social for their edits and to @studioralston.bsky.social for the incredible artwork! www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/03/10/s...
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Virtuosity's Fashion of a Failed Future
'Virtuosity' may be uneven, but its style is decidedly assured; it quietly endures by the strength of the clothes on its back.
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 10/03/2025
New today on the site! Our brand new issue ("Fashion") kicks off with @christch.bsky.social on VIRTUOSITY (art by @studioralston.bsky.social)
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Virtuosity's Fashion of a Failed Future
'Virtuosity' may be uneven, but its style is decidedly assured; it quietly endures by the strength of the clothes on its back.
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Broad Sound @broadsoundmag.com · 10/03/2025
There have been essays on... The F cinemascore (by @christch.bsky.social) The Indiana Pacers (by @danklain.bsky.social) Twilight and nostalgia rewatches (by @tashajagger.bsky.social) And a defense of teaching The Catcher in the Rye (by @roninonempty.bsky.social)
The poster for Darren Aronofsky's mother!Tyrese Haliburton in his Indiana Pacers jerseyA screenshot from TwilightThe cover of The Catcher in the Rye
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 16/01/2025
"Like the absurdists, David Lynch brings us to the void to remind us it’s there—and to invite us to laugh into it." - @ethanwarren.bsky.social
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On the Absurdity of David Lynch
Like the absurdists, David Lynch brings us to the void to remind us it’s there—and to invite us to laugh into it.
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Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
Artwork for DAVID LYNCH: A COMPLETE RETROSPECTIVE at the Music Box
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Haven’t stopped thinking about Red Rooms since watching it a few days ago. Also loved @judysquirrels.bsky.social‘s essay for the blu-ray—speaks so precisely to how the lead’s poker-face draws you in like a whirlpool. “A person can only watch pain for so long before the pain looks back at them.”
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wrote about some good stuff from this year! (No Kr*sinski). Miranda July, Kim Gordon, Radu Jude, etc etc bloodjump.substack.com/p/blood-jump...
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Blood Jump #27: Best of the Rest
Covering some good stuff from 2024 we haven't yet featured.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
(Horror of) Dracula was my first Hammer movie. A bit subdued, but compelling enough to keep me digging. Feels like a clear entry point for horny Drac, complements to the chef (Christopher Lee)
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Tod Browning is a real master of gothic poetry, and it’s amazing how he’s able to weave a genuine creepiness around and through Bela Lugosi’s schlock in his take on Dracula.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I have about 70 pages left in Stoker’s novel. Shocked at what a page-turner it’s been, much pulpier and more approachable than I’d expected. Van Helsing earns a spot in the Dudes Rock Mt. Rushmore.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Kicked things off with Murnau’s Nosferatu at music box theater with a live score from Jozef Van Wissem. Beautiful for so many reasons, chief among them being that this remains a living document that continues to evolve over 100 years in.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Third-quarter report: This was a great idea. I’m extremely draculapilled. Love the guy, great hang all things considered.
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 15/12/2024
"Jonathan Demme's SOMETHING WILD differentiates itself with the curiosity it extends toward its characters, toward art, toward America; Lulu is a case study for the care & attention the film applies to its characters and the lives they run toward and from." - @christch.bsky.social
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Something Wild (1986): The Other Half of You
Jonathan Demme’s 'Something Wild' is a lot of things—Renoirian screwball, Gen-X Odd Couple, defense for the reggae mixtape—but it’s a road movie first.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Saw A TRAVELER’S NEEDS over the weekend and it’s stuck with me to the point that it’s becoming one of my favorites of the year. I’m enamored by the way Hong Sangsoo approaches parallel structure and ritual, as if they can back their way into a life by their own volition.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Graveyard Shift is a truly foundational text
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh this is abso-lutely going on the list
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
All things Drac are a blindspot for me, so I threw together a lil syllabus for December leading up to Eggers’s new flick. Please let me know what I’m missing!!
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
And with HERE on the brain, @brofromanother.bsky.social's reverse shot review is likely my favorite bit of criticism this year. I'm a bit more in on the movie than he might be, but he writes so eloquently toward its tendency to stick in your teeth. reverseshot.org/reviews/entr...
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Here
It is the very aridity of its emotional content, parched to desert-of-the-real levels by de-aging effects that render Hanks and Wright (and several of their co-stars) as weirdly artificial and subject...
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
HERE especially feels singular this year; the uncanny valley of its queasy tech is a good complement to its ambition and often overwhelming grief—accidentally or otherwise.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I wrote about THE ROOM NEXT DOOR and HERE, two movies that wrestle with memory and struggle with time passing: bloodjump.substack.com/p/blood-jump...
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Blood Jump #26: CIFF, pt. 3
Wrapping up coverage of the 2024 Chicago International Film Festival with notes on The Room Next Door and Here.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Watched (a PRISTINE 35mm print of) Phantom of the Paradise at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social last night; sits comfortably with Brewster McCloud in the Guys Who Look Like That canon.
Phantom of the paradise marquee at music box theatre
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The Baker nom this country needs
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
bug hive rise up
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My film writing is freelance, and I keep a (free!) substack for reviews and essays between booked jobs. It would bless my cold little heart if you subscribed! Peace and love, peace and love. bloodjump.substack.com
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Blood Jump | Christian Craig | Substack
A biweekly magazine on the movies, books, and music that make your blood jump. Click to read Blood Jump, by Christian Craig, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This one is print-only (!!!). For Broad Sound, I wrote about the 22 movies that have received an F from CinemaScore. Many of them, in fact, rule. www.broadsoundmag.com
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Broad Sound
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Also for Animus, some words on the pilot of Nathan Fielder's THE REHEARSAL: animusmagazine.com/2022/09/13/n...
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Nathan Fielder’s Chaotic Good
On Nathan Fielder’s show The Rehearsal (photo Allyson Riggs/HBO) There’s a telling moment about halfway through the pilot of The Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder’s series for HBO Max, in which Kor, …
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Gerald Kargl’s ANGST is one of the more severe and abrasive horror flicks I've seen (it fuckin rules), and I wrote about it for Animus Mag: animusmagazine.com/2023/01/17/a...
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Nothing but Flowers
On Gerald Kargl’s Angst For all its brutality, Angst isn’t above having fun. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a man — let’s call him The Psychopath — approaches a home, a woman answer…
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
One more for BWDR: This time, on Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s 2021 triptych Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2022/03/14/s...
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Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy (2021): So Much Depends Upon an Open Door
Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s 'Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy' takes care to determine what constitutes and calculates the distance between two people, to examine the shapes that relationships can take.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Also for BWDR, an essay on Alex Ross Perry's HER SMELL, a brutal rock flick that speaks eloquently on recovery's uphill battle www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2022/05/02/i...
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I Don’t Wanna Quit | Her Smell (2018)
What makes 'Her Smell' so refreshing is its admission of recovery as a continued effort.
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Christian Craig @christch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Starting a thread for a few things I've written over the past couple years now that I'm getting my bluesky sea legs :-) Starting off with a piece on Jonathan Demme's SOMETHING WILD, my personal favorite rom com, for rogerebert.com / bright wall/darkroom www.rogerebert.com/features/bri...
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Bright Wall/Dark Room March 2023: Something Wild: The Other Half of You by Christian Craig | Features | Roger Ebert
An essay by Christian Craig about Jonathan Demme's Something Wild, as excerpted from the latest issue of Bright Wall/Dark Room.
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Bright Wall/Dark Room @brightwalldarkroom.com · 25/11/2024
Since they capped our first one at 150, and many more film people have joined Bluesky the past two weeks, we just created a second Starter Pack for everybody! This one includes illustrators/artists & podcasts too! There’s still a little room in this one, so if you’d like to be added let us know :)
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