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@christalei.me
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writer, as in professional liar blackburn fellow at randolph MFA MWC (fka Tin House) ‘26 & '25, DISQUIET ‘25 ✍🏼 blood tree lit CNF editor, anodyne community curator christalei.me/links tinytiny.garden

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christa @christalei.me · 28/08/2026
if you search artist residency, you should come up with a few, but might want to do like emerging artists. also with the caveat that i’m a writer, but if you were a visual artist there are a lot more grants and residencies open for you
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christa @christalei.me · 27/08/2026
Anyway pretty cool thing happened to me in which I was awarded a residency in VA that pays me a stipend!!! 🥹
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christa @christalei.me · 21/08/2026
truly the internet knows so much more about me than i care to admit but i also love when people will put funding into reproductive health bye
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christa @christalei.me · 21/08/2026
truly the internet knows so much more about me than i care to admit but i also love when people will put funding into reproductive health bye
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christa @christalei.me · 20/08/2026
anyway here's an essay i wrote abt my hysterectomy www.autostraddle.com/ask-me-about...
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Ask Me About My Non-Binary Hysterectomy
On a chilly November morning, I hauled ass to a Lower Manhattan hospital to see about a uterus. Specifically, a hysterectomy. The ultimate yeeting of an organ I wanted out of my non-binary body.
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christa @christalei.me · 20/08/2026
i’d make an analogy about novel writing being like flying a plane but considering i’ve never done either (the former, not until now) that probably wouldn’t have landed well
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christa @christalei.me · 13/08/2026
It physically hurts my heart when someone misgenders me but I am patient when it comes to people who knew me pre-transition. But pls know what I am not a woman by any means, even though I know for the majority of our life, that's how you knew me
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christa @christalei.me · 26/06/2026
hi friends, please signal boost and sign for a colleague & friend of mine: c.org/Ts7qvGHcsy
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Sign the Petition
Hold the Sequential Artists Workshop accountable to its values
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christa @christalei.me · 16/06/2026
the new Olivia Rodrigo album proves that the girlies no longer want to yearn, but need to perhaps get on some SSRIs and process their feelings in therapy (in a good way, I love that LOVE MAKES US UNHINGED but also realizing romance is not central to our being)
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NBA @nba.com · 14/06/2026
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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christa @christalei.me · 13/06/2026
every batch bought goes unfinished
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christa @christalei.me · 13/06/2026
a protein powder/shake for creatives called the artist’s whey
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christa @christalei.me · 05/06/2026
thank you DC for all your love n laughs! one day I will write a book abt all the terrible things that happened 2 me when I was young dumb and horny but we’ll always have the cats
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christa @christalei.me · 04/06/2026
on the bright side, I have onigiri packed and ready to eat and brown butter corn cakes from radio bakery to tide me over for my train to DC. see u at lost city books tn for haili’s book launch ❤️
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christa @christalei.me · 04/06/2026
ugh I know I haven’t been in Manhattan in a minute when I have to fight for my life to get to my train on time
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#DVpit - Diverse Voices Pitch @dvpit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#DVpit is returning in 2026 on Bluesky! A bluesky pitch event for creators from marginalized communities to pitch their unagented projects to agents and editors! #DVpit will be on Bluesky on Wednesday, September 30, 2026! go to dvpit.carrd.co for more info and stay tuned for more announcements!
#DVPit 2026 a bluesky pitch event for creators from marginalized communities
Wednesday, September 30th 2026 on bluesky
follow us for more: @dvpit.bsky.social
or go to dvpit.carrd.co for more info
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christa @christalei.me · 19/03/2026
it was fun and now it is no longer, the story of life
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christa @christalei.me · 11/03/2026
I’ve been shopping this essay around for the last year. This is probably the most “normie” piece I’ve written besides any journalism / press trip coverage I’ve done lol
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christa @christalei.me · 10/03/2026
"How I Learned I Was Allergic to Cats" will be published soon
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a cat is looking at a graph with an arrow pointing up .
GIF by Tenor.
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christa @christalei.me · 06/03/2026
What I have learned from AWP so far: We all have the resilience and resourcefulness of undergrads, as all of us love free swag and when orgs feed us.
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christa @christalei.me · 05/03/2026
friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears: i am still at AWP and will be hopping around like the little introvert loner i am, plz come hang out with me.
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christa @christalei.me · 05/03/2026
the count is up to one but if I count how many of my writer friends I have seen and not matched with or have matched with in other cities, this number increases exponentially
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christa @christalei.me · 05/03/2026
no one on here but me will admit it but how many writers am i going to accidentally match with on feeld during AWP
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christa @christalei.me · 05/03/2026
I'm at AWP! (And alive. Come hang out with me for stickers)
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christa @christalei.me · 03/03/2026
Shout out to the Saturn in Aries babies and clients who came to me four years ago in a daze, attempting to brute force their way into prepping for this transit. It’s your time now 🥹
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christa @christalei.me · 02/03/2026
I only say that because I went out on my first dates in a year or so, and realized that I could no longer give pieces of myself up like I did with my most recent exes. But also, this new person I'm seeing is cute even though we watched Hamnet, which is not a date movie but oh well lol
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christa @christalei.me · 02/03/2026
that describes my essence, it would be this one. The Daniels have verbatim said that this film also made them realize they had ADHD. Along with the way diaspora experiences time, when they finally confessed to never having watched it... I knew we'd break up. (2/2)
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christa @christalei.me · 02/03/2026
One of the reasons I knew my ex and I were going to break up besides the obvious and complete lack of respect for me, was that they did not understand or watch "Everything Everywhere All At Once" to completion. Once. It was "too busy" for them and they didn't get it. If there was any one film (1/2)
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christa @christalei.me · 22/02/2026
Are some of these exhibition gala programs racist? Yeah, pretty much.
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christa @christalei.me · 21/02/2026
There was a website that used to post a series about people’s little black books (aka the hit list/people you screwed) and it was usually anonymous. That was my first piece of published writing at ~21? And it was anonymous. Miss u, magazine
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christa @christalei.me · 17/02/2026
I will probably crash out again in three to five business days thank you
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christa @christalei.me · 06/02/2026
hibernation from screen time fr
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christa @christalei.me · 06/02/2026
We are not supposed to have unfettered access to mass amounts of information at such rapid speeds 😭
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
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christa @christalei.me · 01/02/2026
Ah yes, the Trump administration took notes from Veresailles...
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christa @christalei.me · 01/02/2026
weaponize your worst character flaws against yourself and write about them!!!
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christa @christalei.me · 28/01/2026
FYI the next month is going to be me crashing out in various ways because MFA application results are coming out
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christa @christalei.me · 24/01/2026
i am going to stay offline for the rest of the weekend bc my mind is just *not in it*
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christa @christalei.me · 16/01/2026
me: I am reaping the benefits of what I sow also me: oh god why did I agree to doing all this much birjsbdiehfidhcidnn
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christa @christalei.me · 15/01/2026
I am aspiring to be less online and less available. I want to be a mysterious blob that everyone is like oOoOOoOooOooOoO
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christa @christalei.me · 14/01/2026
hi friends, my first publication of the year is out! please check it out, respond if you enjoyed it and reshare! theseventhwave.org/publication/on-s…
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christa @christalei.me · 10/01/2026
I resent the romanticism of writing in isolation. I blame Thoreau for it (thoroughly, pun intended) but even so, I'm never writing alone. Even if I'm by myself. Even if I'm in nature. I'm in good company, and my writing infuses every bit of inspiration and the love of others in its DNA.
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christa @christalei.me · 09/01/2026
writing about exes that you're still friends with is challenging, but you can warn them ahead of time AND change their names lol
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christa @christalei.me · 07/01/2026
also for ease, i switched my handle to @christalei.me 😀 because it was easier for people to remember. and i'm retiring isthiswhatyouwant.org
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christa @christalei.me · 06/01/2026
i do think that f murray abraham gives this a more obsessive quality than paul bettany's adaptation is like almost homo-erotic obsessive. like a man that fetishes mozart as a conduit of god and wants to consume him
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christa @christalei.me · 06/01/2026
i think adding a lot of mozart's life (tho obvs with the source material, still liberties taken) added a lot of flavour that deepens it. but god i wanted this to be gayer
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christa @christalei.me · 06/01/2026
obviously i still prefer milos forman's adapation of AMADEUS but something about the new will sharpe & paul bettany one adds some flavor. and some gay. and a lot of diversity.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It really cannot be emphasized enough that the Holocaust was modeled after the American campaign to displace and exterminate Indigenous people. This country drew up that blueprint.
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christa @christalei.me · 25/12/2025
Merry Crimbus, I put up the website~ (my project with my husband lol)
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christa @christalei.me · 24/12/2025
In a resurgence of the indie web, I wanted to introduce my newest little side project: the WWWW (World Wide Writers Webring) app.webringstudio.com/rings/f6ce7d1… Please join!
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