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Chris Summersell

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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Game. On.
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Football can be good, apparently @timkeech.bsky.social
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The maddest end to the maddest season, Rochdale are back in the EFL Great club to be a part of. Up the Dale.
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Get involved in football they said, it will be fun they said
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Commemorating winning the FA Cup as a non league team by playing like a non league team
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Nice while it lasted
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
How nice, a goal
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
How nice, an outbreak of passes in the midfield
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Take off Palhinha and replace him with someone who can pass the ball better, for instance a training mannequin
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
At least I’ve got my next pre-game team talk sorted now
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
If you’re getting sent off for serious foul play, then I’m pretty certain it should be pretty clear straight away it’s serious foul play, not after consulting a slowed down replay after basically no one appealed for anything other than a foul
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Every Spurs game the commentators just decide to talk about how rash Romero is as he’s just casually zipping balls between the lines whilst they talk, and they never notice
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Nought point nought seven ex gee
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Still, good news about the defence being sorted out
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This is the absolute pits
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
An all timer of a poor performance
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think 11 mannequins would probably have kept us to around that in all honesty
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Nought point nought five ex gee
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Yeah, a ball struck hard to the side/back of head easily
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
In the last year I think I’ve had 6/7 concussions to players I coach, most of the time they are adamant they can play on. Our medical staff are completely correct in taking no risks there
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I’d have some sympathy for this argument had we attempted any intricate passing play this season so far!
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Yeah I think this game unfolds like that if it was in ordinary conditions?
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I say this as someone who was keen on Frank following Ange, but this is absolutely miserable football
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
It didn’t mean anything it was deflection. Had we been even a below par set piece team in 23/24 we’d have made the Champions League and things may have been a whole lot different
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Feels like it!
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Stoke Zero
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Is it possible that when Ange said set pieces were something he had to build into his open play idea, that Thomas Frank is the direct inverse to this?
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Signed him at the same time as Kuluchevski
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Which is funny as Hoddle was once a player-manager
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Glenn Hoddle the player would be completely wasted in Glenn Hoddle the pundits ideal version of football
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We are allergic to the middle of the pitch
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Our build up play is: 1) Lose the ball 2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Someone else who can pass the ball other than Romero would be nice
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Watching Son’s goal there has reminded me that we’ve not put up his statue yet, which seems an oversight
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Levy undoubtedly raised the floor of our club, and at times raised the ceiling For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe Probably time we moved on and modernised. ‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
That will do
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If I’m Daniel Levy I’m now trying to get Savinho done and announce it during the Change for Tottenham protest
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It's on...
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Headers are hard!
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I think that model is really overrating Haaland’s header and underrating Johnson’s chance
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The way we never let them camp us in, save for 10 mins after half time was excellent. I think we’ll pick up plenty points against the better sides, as it stands, need to bring in the guys to break the teams who give us the ball
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Tottenham emptying the Etihad is just a wonderful tradition every year
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Bad night for the modern football is boring crowd
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I suggest some subs, we need to keep some players fresh for the 0-0 draw with Burnley on Saturday
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Who needs passers when you can just launch it into the mixer
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Is Ally McCoist surprised that Dembele is dropping deep?
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
We’re all over them lads
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Kevin Danso winning the long throw audition it seems…
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Chris Summersell @chrissummersell.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Sure Savinho is a fantastic signing and an upgrade in basically all areas on Brennan Johnson, but Brennan does the one thing that so many coaches (myself included) get so frustrated about players not doing, and that is simply running hard at the back post
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