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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 26/10/2026

Me and the regular group who like my posts.

Monty Python: a group of idiots wearing rolled up trousers, wellies, tank tops, thick round glasses and knotted handkerchiefs on their heads.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula...

A fancy gold colour mirror frame with no reflection showing

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

Am I the only person who, in that advert for 'Inspiring Vet Care' advert, thinks one of the reasons for taking your pet to the vets being 'For another pair of eyes' is weird?

A cat with fur on its forehead that looks like another pair of eyes.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Good Ole Boys will be opening for Ed Sheeran.

A photo of the fictional band 'The Good Ole Boys' from the film 'The Blues Brothers' - a bunch of guys in modern day cowboy outfits.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026

Without saying your age, what's your favourite film that came out when you were 18?

Two guys wearing insulated jackets, one red, one green, both wet, in the dark in a misty background. There is a subtitle: 'Beware the Moon'. From the film 'An American Werewolf in London'.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026

Giving off Fast Show's Professor Denzil Dexter vibes

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 25/06/2026

"You know what this room needs? Ducting"

The main dining area in the Paris cafeteria 'Bouillon Chartier'. It has a stained glass ceiling in Art Nouveau style, along with mirrors and lamps in the same style.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 14/06/2026

With Me Little Stick of Blackpool Rock the Kasbah. #CatchphrasesInASongOrMovie

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 14/06/2026

So that's where the Blue Man Group got the idea from!

The Blue Man Group holding drumsticks as they drum on different coloured wet paint lit from below causing it to jump in the air and glow like lava.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026

They do a good version of the Garibaldi biscuit in the Netherlands, they're covered in yoghurt icing. It takes the edge off the dryness. They also flavour the raisins.

A packet of biscuits labelled 'yoghurt fruitbiscuit'

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Florence Foster Jenkins has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebrations.

A black & white image of the world's worst opera singer, Florence Foster Jenkins, dressed in a long flowing silk gown with angel wings.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 22/05/2026

I imagine these transphobe loons will only be happy when there's a genital version of Viz's Bottom Inspectors at the entrance to every toilet.

A nazi-style man with a monocle and a hat with an 'OBI' (Office of Bottom Inspection) badge. He's saying "WE HAVE COME TO LOOK AT YOUR BOTTOMS!"

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 21/05/2026

Post a picture of a Beatles song.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Fake movie poster for The Rutles - All you need is cash.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 18/05/2026

This is a cat check point: relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone.

A small black & white cat sitting in a caravan window.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 17/05/2026

Shocking manipulation of statistics from #Labour in their claim that they've significantly improved waiting lists. Both these tactics are misleading: 1) Very short period designed to maximise curve. 2) non-zero baseline designed to maximise curve. Image from Labour's FB on left. ONS on the right.

Imagine from the Labour Party showing a steep curve upward under the Conservative Party leadership, followed by a steep curve downward under the Labour Party leadership.

A much more shallow decline in waiting time from a graph from the ONS when the baseline is zero and the timeline is over 15 years.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 16/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 11/05/2026

Can confirm - like this, but in hiviz yellow.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 13/04/2026

A copy of Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Course.

The cover of Delia Smith's Complete Cookery Course featuring a young Delia holding an egg in a seductive manner.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 10/04/2026

"You can't hear an image" The image:

Slim Pickens in the film 'Dr Strangelove' riding a nuclear bomb like a bucking bronco into a mountainous landscape while waving his cowboy hat and shouting 'Yeehaw!'

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 02/04/2026

I knew a guy who had an IBM System 36 at home in about 1988.

An IBM System 36 mainframe with a balding guy in suit pants, shirt & tie about to insert an 8in floppy (oo-er!) into it.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 28/03/2026

They look a lot more sinister round these parts. This is a typical Easter parade in Spain.

A bunch of Spaniards marching dressed in Capirotes (looking like the KKK)

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm with the Dutch on this. Patatje Oorlog: chips with Fritesaus (which is basically mayonnaise), Sate sauce and chopped onions.

A tray of chips with sate sauce, mayonnaise and chopped onions.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026

Drop a film that traumatised you as a kid: Fiend without a Face. I literally wet the bed because I was too scared of the brains attacking me on the way to the bathroom.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 23/03/2026

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 14/03/2026

I'd get myself some of these balloons:

A red pickup truck with three missile-shaped inflatables being towed behind it.

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Chris Smith @chrissamsdad.eurosky.social · 26/02/2026

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.