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Chris Regan

@chrisregan.bsky.social
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Never Not Funny @nevernotfunny.com · 29/05/2026
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’m 59 years old, shaved my beard recently and discovered someone stole my neck and replaced it with Thomas Hayden Church.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What kind of alpha male wants his own ballroom?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump evacuated. He also left the correspondents’ dinner.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump’s diaper and pants rushed to an undisclosed location.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s my birthday, jerks! #mussoandfrank
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Since Swalwell once voted to “appreciate” ICE maybe they can come to his rescue?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The Trump White Flag (tm): the most elegant surrender experience money can buy!
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today I learned about “bimbofication.” What will tomorrow bring?!
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Woody Guthrie was wrong about what kinds of things kill fascists.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Guy too short to serve has an idea.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
CPAC looks like a telethon that’s trying to make a disease worse.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
On this, this 115th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire, let’s take a moment to think about the poor customers who never got their “shirtwaists.”
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When you set the airbrush machine to “Keith Haring doodle.”
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone do an AI of Chuck Norris being greeted in heaven by Richard Lynch. (And Jesus.)
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Imagine 14 kids not being the grossest thing about your family.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Someone shove @fetterman.senate.gov off his beanstalk.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Does Markwayne even have a passport?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Talaretterman? Fetterico?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Which “Carry On” movie is this?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
When Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor goes to prison he should find the meanest, toughest guy on the yard and walk right up to him and… say “tut tut old fellow!”
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My favorite David Lee Roth music video
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino flying back to El Centro on the back of a hummingbird.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“Echo” is fancy “Are.”
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I seek peace, quiet, and solitude. So I bought a ticket for a Saturday night screening of “Melania.”
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Gail BK @weedlawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it
Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
There are so many weirdo amateur actors in Marty Supreme I’m kinda hurt I wasn’t asked.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It seems like ICE agents don’t know what getting run over by a car looks like and I hope someone shows them.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Happy Jan 6 to those who sellabrate.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’m still writing “when will he die?!” on all my checks
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Alastair Sim was 50 when he played Scrooge.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Is the Grinch ethnically Who?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Scrooge has his problems but I think we can all agree his nephew is a bit much.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
A pepto bismol bottle who wanted to be a real boy
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Is it too late to send out holiday cards?
MAGA pussy getting walloped
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
No one under 50 gets your “welcome back kotter” Epstein joke and no over over 50 thinks it’s funny.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
They host children’s beauty pageants in the Harrisburg, PA area.
A couple of twats
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trump is giving a speech at 9PM to prove he can stay up that late.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
There used to be slow news days when nothing shitty happened.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
310 lbs to Yuma
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
“The Totally Staged Assassination Attempt on Donald Trump by the Patsy Thomas Crooks.”
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Best news I’ve read all week.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’ll assume Udo Kier is enjoying hell.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hooray! It's "Everyone's A Turkey Expert" season! Quit telling me what to do, Alton Brown!
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The best way to avoid politics at thanksgiving is to never ever sit at a table again with your MAGA relatives for the rest of your life.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Just trying to get to the bottom of this: did Clinton pee on Trump?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Where are you guys reading that Trump blew Clinton?
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’d say twice a month.
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Chris Regan @chrisregan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Is Fetterman’s floor ok?
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