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Gotta keep buying the silence.

What will she be next? After pretending to be a lawyer and barely being a press secretary I would assume the possibilities are endless.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The world has never worked this way. All throughout humanity we as humans have traded with others to get the things we need/want. The smallest minds to handle the biggest issues.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So they are teaching future presidents how to handle them because they cowardly self preservationists. Nobody’s buying your book Tom.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Don’t be surprised when this is used to pause the elections in the US for “safety concerns”.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schmitt knew it was bullshit. He was auditioning for his next role. This was a test to see if he could manufacture a story and stick with it no matter the cost.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He's right it wasn't a mistake. This was Schmitt's audition tape. He needed to prove he had no problem manufacturing a story even in the face of evidence.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He stands like because he has a horse’s ass or is a horse’s ass. Take your pick they both work.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Looks like they've been taking the same "How to look like a tough guy" training course.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When you know you haven’t accomplished anything that will be remembered in life. You steal the accomplishments of others. Even the fictitious ones.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

No one ever asks what school or school district specifically. You would think someone would have covered a story where a child went to school and had gender reassignment surgery.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think he meant “focuses on how to get his cut of corruption”.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Donald Jonald looks like he knows someday he’ll be president and wear a shit box around because shitting in a diaper is undignified.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Thousands seems like a big number for a 365 day year. Perhaps this is what the kids call “horseshit”.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I hear tell if Trump reads Yurtle the Turtle Mitch will rise from his forever terrarium and walk again

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Using fast tracked video gamers should be a good idea. Hope the pilots get used to having racial slurs hurled at them or being told how they should just end it all.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yeah but have those researchers ever deep fried a raccoon penis in beef tallow?

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It looks as though he has never played golf before in his life. Thank you for your attention to this matter. -JFC

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Kash Patel is a squirrel turned human.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I guess trying to get a cadaver to walk again could be considered intense physical therapy.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

He’s not golfing. He’s not going to Mar-a-lago. They can’t keep him on the fat pills anymore. He will replace Taft as the fatso president.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why not just swear in a rubber stamp.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Nothing like a little Friday stock manipulation.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think republicans do a better job of finding one issue, or fabricating one, then pounding that into people’s heads. Where Democrats bring too many issues up at one time. This overloads the brains of most Americans.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Those aren’t men they may be white males but men they will never be.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

What had Polis done that he needs to stay out of trouble for.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Get your tickets to The Douchebag Circus early folks.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

350 foot gash. I didn’t know they made a Melania statue.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

So what is Congressman Bighead’s excuse for being a fucking moron?

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

In her defense it doesn’t take a genius to shoot a dog or be in the Trump administration. In fact it’s better if you’re an idiot.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Tell me you’re a whiny little bitch without telling me you’re a whiny little bitch.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

This is how every interview with this lying talking pig should go.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I firmly believe that flight to and from China took its toll. He has not been very active since.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I didn’t know the Knicks had a ballroom Trump can watch the game from.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Whenever someone says “I’m not a scientist “ I hear “I’m about to say the dumbest shit you have ever heard. It’s okay to stop listening.”

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

30 plus years of being told you are the victim will warp a mind to believe whatever you want it to.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

They need to eat more raccoon penis deep fried in beef tallow for maximum vitaminifacation.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Worst version of Shrek and Donkey I’ve ever seen.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Look Shrek and a jackass. A new twist on an old tale.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I thought he was just reenacting a scene in Melania's next filum.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Kash is what happens when a squirrel becomes human.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Everybody was safe. Fetterman was there to scare off the towns people.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The next war for Trump to end.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I feel the best you can hope for is that they don’t vote. In fact I believe it should be encouraged to these who feel betrayed by Trump. “Just Don’t Vote” should be the slogan. These are people that will never vote democrat.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I bet J.D. bought a whole case of couch covers(condoms) for this tour.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

How many boats of oil is it this time Donnie?

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