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Chris Pyle

@chrispyle.bsky.social
322 followers 320 following 462 posts

Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.

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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Telling my kids this is Scott Bessent.
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is all I can think of when I see Scott Bessent.
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I feel this is how they put on the orange.
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
One of Trump's potential replacements
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I remember when Mike Braun was in the movie "Idiocracy"
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Chris Pyle @chrispyle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Ukrainians be like
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