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Chris B

@chrisprobably.bsky.social
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I think, I worry, I love nature. I worked as a physicist long ago, now I write code for a living. I write fiction, or aspire to.

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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
They also used them, in combination with other things, to accurately calculate the size of the moon and the distance from the earth to the moon. This over 1500 years before Galileo. A lot of sophisticated mathematics and geometry was invented to predict eclipses
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I say boil it until it's done, no longer than that. The box suggestions give us a hint that this will take longer, most likely, than it takes to brush your teeth, but not so long as it takes to watch an episode of Game of Thrones. The box should never be your master
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Peace and blessings to you all, me
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
that resonates with one or two of you. But the news, and my mind reading it, have been grim. If I wrote now what I'm feeling, I'd be screaming about politics. If that's what you want to read Lord knows there's no shortage of it out there... but it isn't what I want this little space to become.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I haven't been posting much recently, but just to say to you all: I'm fine, nothing's happened to me. I just haven't been feeling the urge to write for a while. I want to write things that bring joy, or wonder, or the lure of the strange, or perhaps to say something true
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
When he's also Paul Morphy: Oh, and checkmate.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And you just capitulated to this by voting for cloture, hoping everyone on our side will be bamboozled by a string of kabuki votes afterward. You had one opportunity, literally only one, to actually fight for any of this. And you gave it up for nothing. The entire Dem leadership needs to go.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
You have absolute freedom to run your department however Elon says. Well, that reassures me very not.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
As a child I would have climbed up each branch of that tree and had a different adventure with my friends in every one.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
He was encased in carbonite, in perfect hibernation. And on the the third day the angel Leia pushed some buttons on the side of his container and he rose again...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The devils ruling hell take grave offense at this comparison: they would never tolerate such sloppy disorder. They will demonstrate to Elon what efficiency in tormenting people really looks like just as soon as he arrives.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I know, she's hard to find. I keep fishing and fishing with a lure shaped to imitate a young King Arthur, but do far only the most ill tempered pike have ever lunged at it...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fortunately I suspect horses don't place much stock in symbolic representations of anything, so they likely just ignore it. It's us with our big prefrontal cortexes that imagine pasts and futures and find this creepy...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Overhearing a conversation in the background: aging ladies, the sort you'd expect to be organizing a garden, talking geopolitics and describing the federal government in language that would scorch concrete. When the aging ladies are angry enough they can reshape the world. They run everything.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I always found those trophy heads disturbing, but never saw one of a horse before...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If i cause the chaos and I know the timing of the crash, I can make lots of money shorting things. So all that stuff can be extremely beneficial to a tiny group of insiders.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Variations of this idea have been done many times. My favorite among them is Arthur C. Clarke's story of printing pi to septiillions of digits and finding a message written there. Such a message could only be placed by altering the structure of logic itself.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Distilling spirits is an ancient art, but distilling the spirits of cats is much harder than it sounds. This sort of liquor has a bite, and may leap clear out of the glass
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You need to do it like the Count from Sesame Street: "One! One card. Two! Two cards! Ha ha ha ha". The casino people really love that, especially when you keep it up for hours.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
With respect this is dead wrong: how you felt was always at the core of it. Their feelings of power came only from seeing evidence of your fear and pain and anger: they could gain nothing from bullying someone who ignored or laughed at them. It's not they had no empathy. They had antiempathy.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Amen!
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
In 1984, this sort of retroactive "truth correction" was literally Winston Smith's job. Pereptive fellow, Orwell, he noticed this role is always necessary. See? Our new leaders will discover they have need for a civil service after all.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If the world is mostly Trumps, we're doomed indeed, but mercifully he's a rare sort of monstrosity. I would say: Be a Zelensky in the face of Trumps....
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It is. It only happened to me a few times, just after I'd had surgery to my neck. Always in dreams, for some reason. Pure terror, mercifully it's not happened for a long time.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
basic arrangement of parts is the same: fundamental fermion and its antiparticle bound together by gauge field. You're right the similarity breaks down in detail because QCD (SU(3)) behaves quite differently than QED (U(1)). Still... kinda parallel.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A pi-0 is (a mix of) u - ubar and d - dbar held together by a gauge field mediated by massless vector bosons. Positron is e+ e- held together a gauge field mediated by massless vector bosons. True the behavior is different because of color confinement (quarks never go free alone), but the
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
That's a powerful poem. I've only a few times in my life been unable to breathe, but the sensation is pure terror. It bypasses the whole of your brain and lights up the fear center, taking on an urgency that overrides all else. It was always at night. It was always in darkness. This poem touches it
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
4/ are made by animals that can kill you. But you don't know, you will never know, which is which. Sleep well.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
3/ There are screeches, calls, the rumbling deep breath of one animal, branches breaking as another pushes past, cries that sound like humans screaming in pain, soft cooing sounds, strange clicking noises from insects near your head. It is relentless. And some of those sounds, just some of them,
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
2/ The problem isn't really the mosquitoes, either. If you've made it this far, you've made your peace with mosquitoes. They are just part of the air. No, the problem is the darkness, and the sounds. It is dark as an ink barrel. No moon or starlight pierces the trees. And it's loud.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
1/ It's terrifying in the jungle at night. You would think the problem would be the snakes. It's not the snakes. They're moving, you're not, and you're too big for them to swallow. To a king cobra a sleeping human is a warmish log. They just glide right over.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Also works with quarks! That's what the pi-0 meson is. (It's cousins pi-plus and pi-minus are bound up quark - anti-down-quark states and vice versa, so reltaed but not exactly the same thing....)
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's no longer safe to look in there. There has been enough time for evolution to allow them to develop defenses, so a fair fraction of them now have a venomous bite. The only safe way to handle them is to use a pitchfork to twirl them up like spaghetti, then drop them in bulk in the recycler...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
There is I think a layer of purgatory where you're doomed, for centuries at a time, to wear the clothes that make you most uncomfortable. I'd be condemned to wearing a mankini there and nobody, nobody ever wanted to see that...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Which one of us shall last longer?" asked the bridge. "I'm hard as the stone I'm built of, while you bend and shift at the slightest pressure." "Look at the chasm carved in stone beneath you," said the river. "And tell me which of us will last."
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"Don't tell me about your values. Show me your budget, and I'll tell you what your values are." Joe Biden
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sauruman: Uruk-hai! Build me a Tesla worthy of Mordor.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I don't think she's silly at all...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
There are Things so fragile that a glance will alter them The state of an electron The expression on your face A wilting rose that crumbles in the light. I did not mean to change you! I did not even mean to look. Yet all the states of everything Are bound to one another And I can't untouch you now.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It feels frivolous try to focus on the fanciful stuff I want to write while real-life horrors are unfolding all around us. I feel they should all become monsters in nightmare-story, but they're so new and so relentless my brain has not yet digested them enough to write it...
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wought?
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That's a subtle question because i avoid repetition. I suspect the most repeated trick I pull is to use a noun as a verb or vice versa. Stomach a shot every time I do that and you'll keel over in twenty pages.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
That constellation makes a much better ladle that the big dipper
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Among the many, many problems with that place, Mars has no nitrogen, or almost none. Nitrogen is a rare element there. That means you can't make amino acids, proteins, etc. No farming. No food. Colonists are starving before they even land.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The ethereal cats of Altair are sometimes solid, sometimes transparent, and usually not entirely in our dimension. When seen from the right distance one can almost forget that they are 52 miles tall and often crush small mountains.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"Jewish Charles Darwin" would definitely be one of my favorite superheroes, if only someone wrote down his adventures!
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Through the bones of dead trees we see the living trees rise again. The cycle always continues, if we just give it half a chance.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Invoke the roots and skies for power as you choose, but never imagine that doing so will not change you.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Recommend John Steinbeck to her. Several of his remarkable books were what he called play-novels: a novel you could convert to a complete play by keeping only the dialog, requiring that every essential to the story be spoken.
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Chris B @chrisprobably.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Preach. Document it all for the bewildered historians of the future. They need to understand the why, at 4 PM every afternoon, they are required to bow toward Mar a Lago and pray to Emperor Dimwald Trump VII, each touching the brands on their foreheads to the floor.
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